Ryan Perch @ryanperch - Tumblr Blog

awwww-cute

blackandmildwithgod

If you scroll pass this you don’t got ten dollars

apollonne-deactivated20201016

Need my $10

apollonne-deactivated20201016

Guys i literally just got tipped $10 at work

beemojis

heartbreaking: local cat has never been fed in entire life, says local cat

beemojis

sources close to cat claim cat may have actually been fed between four to six hours ago. these claims are still under investigation.

hiddenlacuna

Breaking news: cat was fed 20 minutes ago by the last person to walk into the kitchen.

Cat claims fake mews.

myboyfriendpetebuttigieg

We now have exclusive footage shot by our News At Nine chopper that confirms there’s literally still food in the cat’s bowl right now.

marvellegends

Smooth Miles being smooth.

therightprometheanfire

heelsandswords

#every single spider person in the multiverse has to share their one braincell it’s really tragic for them

artemis-the-sinister

Part of me thinks Gwen shouldn’t be counted in this, the other part remembers the “Gwanda” scene

bad1dimagines

literally what does this mean i’m screaming

sakodumb

WHAT DID YOU DO TO MY OATMEAL

pariaaaaah

adamthegirl

starinyourhand

Do it for your foremothers that never got the chance.

atopcat

Translation: America can’t celebrate 100 years of female suffrage until 2065

wlwriot

Today I called a girl homophobic as a joke and she almost started crying

wlwriot

She said “my neighbors are a lesbian couple! I’m the least homophobic person you’ll ever meet”

wlwriot

I said “Kelsea I’m really sorry I hurt your feelings but I need you to know that homophobic people can have lesbian neighbors” and she just got even more distraught and said “I’ve been inside their house and I wasn’t even afraid or anything”

AFRAID OF WHAT??

a-healthy-heather

most important thing i’ve read today

piipisroom

thanks, massive 600 meter dong hours

moonspiracy

Rami Malek's identical twin Sami dresses up as a cowboy to protest during the teachers strike in LA

friendraichu

damn we really in the wildest timeline huh

thealphapigeon

A general fyi when working with autistic folks

If you frame something you intend to be treated as a command or direction as something more structured like a mere suggestion, odds are an autistic individual might not do it because it’s not an explicit instruction to act.

“You can empty the dishwasher if you want” is not a clear direction, very few people enjoy doing that sort of chore so odds are your autistic roommate won’t do it because they don’t want to, and you framed it as a suggestion, an option. It’s not something you expect them to do in their mind, and when you come home upset because “why are all the dishes not put away” that just upsets and confuses them because they failed to grasp the underlying meaning of your open ended parting comment from before

ohcoolaslug

Just avoid being passive in general. Be direct

hilarioushumorfromouterspace

mollyspurg

I saw that ad on facebook for customizable crazy straws and i didn’t even think i just smashed the purchase button and 2 weeks and $15 later this arrived at my house

theperksofbeingahugefuckingcunt

OP where’s the link

theperksofbeingahugefuckingcunt

Where’s the fucking link

alecanderdoesdiscourse-deactiva

Terfs: How DARE you reduce women to our PARTS. Women arent just walking vaginas and periods! Motherhood isnt a requirement of our womanhood!!

Trans women: Hi 👋

Terfs: THOU POSSESSITH NOT THE POWER OF THE ~COOCHIE~!!! HAST *THOU* GONE THROUGH THE PAIN OF CHILDBIRTH?? DOS THOU KNOWETH THE BLOODSTAINED BURDEN OF THE ~*MOON CYCLE*~??? THE ORDER OF THE WOMB REJECTS THEE. BACK, FOUL IMPOSTER!!

lifeofcynch

HAHHAHAHA THIS THO

felix-against-deathclaws-deacti

THOU POSSESSITH NOT THE POWER OF THE COOCHIE

ves5el-blog

DON’T LET SOME ASSHOLE EX RUIN YOUR FAVORITE BAND OR MUSIC OR COFFEE SHOP FOR YOU. LISTEN TO AND WATCH AND HANG OUT UNTIL THEY ARE WASHED OUT OF IT DONT LET THEM TAKE THAT FROM YOU