I'll never let you sweep me off my feet

Ryder Lynn. I'm a sophomore at Mckinley High School and I have the best end zone dance moves. Puns and cheesy pickup lines make my life. tracking: ryderflynn m!a: none not affiliated with any rp

[ryder--flynn]

I haven't had an m!a before...

Love: Muse will be in Love with (Anon decides) for 2 Days

Cough: Muse will be ill for 4 Hours

Remember: Muse will suffer Memory Loss for 2 Days

Gas: Muse will have hallucinogenic imaginary sights for one day.

Beer: Muse will talk like a Drunk and hit on everybody, lasts 2 Hours

Exorcism: A demon will possess my muse for 3 hours

Feels: Muse will be obsessed with an event or something that will cause them to express related emotions (Anon decides) for 2 hours

Phobia: Muse is terribly afraid of something or someone (Anon specifies) for 3 hours

Lurk: Muse will follow ______(Anon can specify who or what) for 4 hours

Answer: Muse will have to answer anything that is asked of him/her truthfully, lasts 4 hours

Silence: Muse cannot speak, lasts for an hour

Noise: Muse will say everything they think, lasts for a day

Boxers: Muse will run around in Underwear for (Anon decides)

Sick: Muse will be sick with a unique flu for (Anon decides. Anon may also specify flu symptoms, they can even be really odd, different from Cough curse.)

Project: Muse will become obsessed with completing a project (Anon specifies) for 2 hours

Command: Muse has to take commands by the next _______ people in their ask (Anon specifies) for 5 hours

Obsession: Muse will be obsessed with ______ (Anon specifies) for the next 7 hours.

Reverse: Muse's personality will be extremely opposite for (Anon decides)

Character: Muse thinks they are (Anon specifies another character) for 5 hours

Switch: Muse has to switch gender for (Anon decides how long)

Power: Muse gains _______ (Anon specifies) as a power for 3 hours

Confess: Muse has to confess something they think of or feel toward anyone they speak to each time they speak to them for the next 5 hours

Slave: Muse becomes a maid or butler to _______ (Anon decides) for 4 hours

Gone: Muse loses _____ (Mun decides something or someone important) for 6 hours

Kiss: Muse wants to kiss everyone in their inbox for the next hour

Egg: Muse finds a large egg and does not know what to do with it for 3 hours

Klutz: Muse becomes extremely klutzy for 10 hours

Split: Muse splits into two versions of themselves for 2 hours

Stalk: Muse thinks they are being stalked for (Anon decides)

Nightmare: Muse is plagued with horrific images and scenes both in sleeping and in waking for a day

Paranoia: Muse becomes extremely paranoid about (Anon specifies what and for how long)

Infatuation: Muse becomes /madly/ in love with the next person they see on their dashboard for 1 day

Baby: Muse finds a baby at their doorstep and has to take care of it for (Anon decides)

Combustion: Muse has the ability to spontaneously combust without getting hurt for 2 hours

Hallucination: Muse sees things for (Anon decides)

Alarm: Muse keeps hearing an alarm go off but cannot figure out where for the next 3 hours

NSFW: Muse is naked and any clothes they try to put on or objects to cover up turn invisible for (Anon decides)

AU: Muse is stuck in an Alternate Universe with little recollection of their own universe for 3 hours

Name: Muse gets an orgasm every time they hear their name or any manner of nickname for (Anon decides)

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+ Ryder--Flynn

[ravishingkitty-archive-blog]

“Is that really how you greet someone in a friendly conversation, Ryder? I know your parents never taught you how to read but I was hoping they at least taught you some manners.”

[ryder--flynn]

"Yea, well, you seem to bring out the worst in my sometimes, Kitty. I'll try to remember that deep down inside you really like me, really deep down. How goes it?"

[ryder--flynn]

I think I'm gonna take Sam's idea and come up with a twin.

Lyn Lynn. 

[bloodsoakedpanache-deactivated2]

“Seasons of Love” – Muse is given immortality for one week.

“Rent” – Muse is flat broke for one week.

“One Song Glory” – Muse is given a chance to go back in time for one day.

“Light My Candle” – Muse must flirt with everyone they find attractive for one day.

...

[ravishingkitty-archive-blog]

+ Ryder--Flynn

“Hey, Ryder. Did you figure out how to tell the difference between a six and a nine yet? I can only assume that Sam is doing his best to help you out with your numbers and letters, since you’ll both be spending the next ten years stuck in high school together.”

[ryder--flynn]

"You're hilarious. Don't you have something better to do? Make grown men cry? Powder your nose? Shine up the altar you have of Quinn?"

[hadleystjames]

Here We Go || Rytie

[hadleystjames]

He had spotted her. This had definitely been a bad idea. She turned as if to leave and then stopped herself. She couldn’t do that to him, not after everything she had put him through. Turning around slowly she took a deep breath and simply stood there. She would have stepped towards him, but she couldn’t move. Her nerves were preventing her from doing pretty much anything. As he said her name she nodded, and waited silently. She didn’t know what to say. Her words found her much easier through text message.

[ryder--flynn]

As soon as she nodded, he didn't know what he was expecting. It was her. The girl he'd been talking to and the girl he'd probably seen in passing more times than he could count were one and the same. He knew it. As soon as he spoke to her, he had known that it was her, at least some part of him did. So when she finally agreed to meet him, when she finally showed, he wasn't as surprised as he thought he'd be. Instead, he took a few steps closer, standing only a few more steps apart. "Why didn't you tell me?"

[ryder--flynn]

Disney Related M!As

Alice: Muse delusional and sees things that aren't really there for (anon specifies time)

Ariel: Muse becomes a mermaid whenever they touch water for three days.

Bashful: Muse blushes and becomes embarrassed whenever attention is brought to them for (anon specifies time)

Captain Hook: Muse becomes a pirate for (anon specifies time)

Caterpillar (Alice in Wonderland): Muse is high for 24 hours straight

Cheshire Cat: Muse is a shape shifter for (anon specifies time)

Chicken Little: Muse becomes scared of everything for eight hours

Chip and Dale: Muse's twin brother shows up for a week (only applies if the muse has no twin already)

Dory: Muse has short term memory loss for (anon specifies time)

Dumbo: Muse becomes incredibly self conscious for 24 hours

Dutchess: Muse becomes a diva for (anon specifies time)

Jessie/Woody: Muse becomes a cowboy/girl for 24 hours

Lady: Muse becomes a woman for three days

Mad Hatter: Muse becomes mentally insane (crazy) for (anon specifies time)

Nemo: Muse gets lost somewhere and must be found

Peter Pan: Muse has the heart of child for five hours

Pinocchio: Muse lies about everything for (anon specifies time)

Queen of Hearts: Muse tries to control everything for three hours

Simba: Muse becomes a kitty/lion (hybird) for (anon specifies time)

Stitch: Muse becomes mutated (in whatever way) for (anon specifies time)

Timon: Muse is carefree for 24 hours

Tramp: Muse becomes a man for three days

White Rabbit: Muse doesn't relax (runs around doing tasks) for five hours

Winnie the Pooh: Muse eats everything in sight for 24 hours

[ilovechapsticksam-deactivated20]

ryder--flynn started following Trouty mouth

[ilovechapsticksam-deactivated20]

“Just stick to having Justin Bieber hair. Yeah I feel you, everything has been different these last couple days. Every meet Katie? Or find out who she is?”

[ryder--flynn]

"It's just been... hard. Hah. There's another thing that's killing me. I have no idea who this person is. And I feel like I've bared my soul out to them. I'm meeting her tomorrow at 3."

[hadleystjames]

Here We Go || Rytie

This was it. Well, sort of. There were technically still ten minutes left. But Katie was ready. Or at least she thought she was. She had texted Ryder and told him to meet her outside of the choir room, and this time she had sworn that she would be there, especially since he would never talk to her again if she didn’t. She was near the choir room, but not quite there. She didn’t want to be the first one there so that he wouldn’t see her and take off. So she decided to wait. When she saw Ryder place his bag down and wait for her, early, she felt a wall of nerves hit her. What was ten minutes right? She could just wait a few more and then she’d be good to go - damnit. Her phone. She could have sworn she had put it on silent.

[ryder--flynn]

This was completely frustrating. He was giving Katie, if that was even her real name, one more chance. Ryder just knew that he couldn't let her go that easily, no matter the circumstances. He, of course, got there first. Ryder wasn't going to risk her getting cold feet, no. Dropping his bag, Ryder sighed, fingers running through his hair. His stomach was flip flopping and he was actually a little anxious just to finally know who he had been talking to for who knows how long. A phone started to ring and he straightened, turning sharply to the noise. What he saw he wasn't expecting, or maybe he already knew. There, to his left, was Katie, the cheerio whom he recently got reacquainted with. His eyes widened and his lips formed a small 'O'. "Katie?"

[ilovechapsticksam-deactivated20]

ryder--flynn started following Trouty mouth

[ilovechapsticksam-deactivated20]

“You almost made me have to think long and hard about that. Nothing just trying to act normal after the shooting. What about you Flynn Rider?” 

[ryder--flynn]

"Whoops. It was a bad joke. I'm just trying to figure things out, ya know? I guess the same as you. I feel a bit jaded right now."

[ryder--flynn]

Text (From 'Katie')

Katie: Rightfully so. I'll be there.

Ryder: Okay.

[ilovechapsticksam-deactivated20]

ryder--flynn started following Trouty mouth

“It’s my dyslexic brother from another mother!”

[ryder--flynn]

"Was that Mother from brother another?"

"Kidding. What's up, bro?"

[ryder--flynn]

Text (From 'Katie')

Katie: Just please, remember that the girl you've come to know is exactly who I am. She just had a different face. Tomorrow. At 3, outside the choir room. I won't flake this time, I promise.

Ryder: ... Fine. I'll see you there. If you don't show, I'm not replying to you anymore.

[ryder--flynn]

Text (From 'Katie')

Katie: Because at school everything is about appearances. And the second I met you, you became hung up over someone else, and you didn't even see me. And I thought maybe if I looked like someone else - you finally would. I want you to trust me. But I know you don't feel like you can.

Ryder: Yea, but I'm not. If appearances were all that mattered, we probably wouldn't be able to talk like we do. Yea, well, I couldn't help it. It was just something that happened. I didn't pay attention to you because of the picture on the profile. I paid attention because you seemed interesting and come to find out, you got me in a way not many people do. You're right. I don't.

[hadleystjames]

Cheerios Practice

[hadleystjames]

It’s okay. I’m happy that you already feel you can admit things to me. I wish it was that easy for me to do the same. I kind of suck at opening up.

[ryder--flynn]

I actually suck at it too. Which is why this is kind of odd...

[ryder--flynn]

Text (From 'Katie')

Katie: I have been myself. Nothing I've said to you has been a lie. I swear it. But what if who I am.. isn't someone you like?

Ryder: You haven't, though. Not really. Why did you lie about yourself? Physical appearance doesn't matter, but it just feels wrong that the face I've been putting to our conversations hasn't been yours. If you're real with me, then I already like you. I just need to know I can trust you.

[hadleystjames]

Cheerios Practice

[hadleystjames]

I.. I do? That’s weird.

You’re.. you’re nervous?

[ryder--flynn]

Yea, you do. I'm not sure why, but I've never really spoken to anyone this easily, well, besides one other person.

Er, I wasn't supposed to admit that.