[boringkate]

You wanna log in? What's your username? No. What's your email address? What's your password? What code did we just send to your email address? Now what code did we just text to you? New IP address detected. We sent you an email. Click the link to confirm the new address. Scan your fingerprint. Turn on your camera for age verification. Sign the updated user agreement. Accept all cookies? That feature isn't available on the website. Download the app. Those features are in the app. The app that's really a web browser.

[dinosaureleanor]

I call this the humiliation ritual

[oxygenisachoice]

☀️

[zeravmeta]

tragic! guy who thought he was gonna get a video essay analysis only got an overly flowery summary! AND he had his lunch and everything ready to eat

[zeravmeta]

soul crushing! guy who thought he was gonna get a video essay analysis actually did find one with well thought-out points but the narrator is so goddamn fucking annoying in how they talk and present information and the whole video is interspersed with unfunny memes!

[autumnoiir]

[herssian]

deepen the shadows bro. it'll be ok

[herssian]

i meant art-wise but if any dark sorcerers see this. you do you

[beastliness]

hate it when the people who I love are suffering due to circumstances beyond my control 👎 there should be a sea monster that I can slay to fix the problem

[beastliness]

nobody ever gets locked in a tower or chained to a rock at sea anymore - it's always some shit like chronic illness or ptsd related depression

[okwhotookmyusername]

Excellent suggestions phone

[evilwizard]

op are you by any chance a dracula

[armandgender]

writing is so fun

[armandgender]

writing is impossible why does anyone do this

[rubyleaf]

Honestly? My main piece of advice for writing well-rounded characters is to make them a little bit lame. No real living person is 100% cool and suave 100% of the time. Everyone's a little awkward sometimes, or gets too excited about something goofy, or has a silly fear, or laughs about stupid things. Being a bit of a loser is an incurable part of the human condition. Utilize that in your writing.

[lemonsweet]

Your job is to crawl around on all fours through the aisles and scare all the customers

[eurodynamic]

Dragon Age: Origins (2009) Dragon Age II (2011) Dragon Age: Inquisition (2014) Dragon Age: The Veilguard (2024)

[redstonedust]

character whos very willing to self sacrifice themselves works best if they never get a chance to. guy who is so ready to die for her friends but her friends want nothing more than for her to live. guy who didnt think she would survive the end of the story and has to learn to be a real person again. thats the good shit.

[ispyspookymansion]

my fellow warm weather haters and summer depression sufferers: we’ve made it. its nearly over we’re nearly free another year of increasing highs survived our beautiful cold weather is coming gray skies and cool temperatures will save us!!! As for the rest of you….well you had your fun. good luck.

[real-uwu-hours]

Southern hemisphere mfs reading this post:

[wovi]

*

joy sullivan

[pauvre-lola]

In war, victory. In peace, vigilance. In death, sacrifice.

[doveywovy]

no matter how hard i try, nothing i write will ever be as fucked up as the stuff somebody who thinks they're creating a Wholesome AU with unexamined beliefs will make.

[jerboaoa]

couldn't leave this in the tags

[handweavers]

it's amazing how when i'm an active agent in my life good things happen and i feel capable and confident in myself and when i just passively let life happen to me terrible things happen and i am miserable. surely no one else has ever noticed this tendency