[rydersalt-blog]

forgot  to  mention  it  here  but  i’m  moving  my  ryder  to  my  multi  so  feel  free  to  follow  me  there.

[rydersalt-blog]

me  @  myself  u  suck  at  juggling  multiple  blogs.  but  !!  promise  i’ll  be  here  sometime  soon.  i’m  always  on  my  alec  lightwood  blog  tho  so  if  u  guys  wanna  know  where  i  am  there  u  go.

[swallowedblood-archived]

A Ron Swanson™ sentence meme.

Because we all need to appreciate our lord and savior, Ron Swanson.

❛ Is Star Wars the one with the little wizard boy? ❜

❛ I’m just gonna stay angry. I find that relaxes me. ❜

❛ I can’t go, because I don’t want to. ❜

❛ You take me nowhere, and I talk to no one. ❜

❛ If any of you need anything, too bad. ❜

❛ I’m not sure I’m interested in that. ❜

❛ No, I am sure. I’m not interested in that. ❜

❛ I like saying no. ❜

❛ I hate everything. ❜

❛ I love nothing! ❜

❛ I regret nothing. ❜

❛ I regret everything. ❜

❛ People are idiots. ❜

❛ Never half-ass two things. Whole-ass one thing. ❜

❛ Normally, if given a choice between something and nothing, I’d choose to do nothing. ❜

❛ I don’t want to seem overdramatic, but I really don’t care what happens here. ❜

❛ Keep your tears in your eyes where they belong. ❜

❛ Dear frozen yogurt, you are the celery of desserts. Be ice cream or be nothing. Zero stars. ❜

❛ Fishing relaxes me. It’s like yoga, except I still get to kill something. ❜

❛ I’m usually not one for speeches, so goodbye. ❜

❛ No. ❜

❛ What’s “cholesterol” ? ❜

❛ Your house isn’t haunted, you’re lonely. ❜

❛ I’m not interested in caring about people. ❜

❛ Strippers do nothing for me. But I’ll take a free breakfast buffet anytime, anyplace. ❜

❛ Birthdays were invented by Hallmart to sell cards. ❜

❛ You had me at meat tornado. ❜

❛ I like saying ‘no’. It lowers their enthusiasm. ❜

❛ [Son/daughter], people can see you! ❜

❛ Please do not approach me on the street after this event, and attempt to talk to me. ❜

❛ It’s called ‘the ground’ when it’s outside. ❜

❛ There’s no wrong way to consume alcohol. ❜

❛ Creativity is for people with glasses who like to lie. ❜

❛ I don’t like loud noises, and people making a fuss. ❜

❛ There’s only one thing I hate more than lying: skim milk… Which is water that’s lying about being milk. ❜

❛ I know what I’m about, son. ❜

❛ I think there should be less talking in life. ❜

❛ Breakfast food can serve many purposes. ❜

❛ When I eat, it’s the food that is scared. ❜

❛ I was born ready. I’m [name] fucking [name]! ❜

❛ Not to worry, I have a permit. ❜

❛ I would rather bleed out than sit here and talk about my feelings for 10 hours! ❜

❛ Crying. Acceptable at funerals and the Grand Canyon. ❜

❛ When people get too chummy with me, I like to call them by the wrong name, to let them know I really don’t care about them. ❜

❛ I’m not a sore loser! It’s just that I prefer to win, and when I don’t, I get furious. ❜

❛ I wouldn’t say we’re close. ❜

[rydersalt-blog]

i  should  probably  do  a  promo  but  i’m  too  lazy  to  open  up  photoshop  right  now  but  yes  hello  to  all  the  new  followers  !  consider  this  a  starter  call  !!

[rydersalt-blog]

'' the whole place has gone to shit in a handbasket. ''

STORY  OF  THEIR  LIVES   ISN’T  IT  ?      but  this  shitstorm  definitely  isn’t  the  greatest  wake up  call.      she’s  still  trying  to  get  her  bearings.      come  to  terms  with  dad  gone  now,      the  entire  andromeda  initiative  hanging in  the  balance,      the  so  called  kett  &  their  exaltation  bullshit.      it’s  a  lot  to  take  in.      &  no  matter  how  relieved  she  is  to  see  scott  still  there,      still  alive,      some  anger  remains  over  what  he  kept  from  her.      the  lies  about  dad.      the  lies  about  their  new  home.     it  hurts.      yet  it’s  not  the  first  time  he’s  kept  something  from  her.      he’s  good  at  it.      they  both  are.      but  she  knows  why  he  did  it,      afraid  of  losing  her.      for  they’re  all  that’s  left.      (   IT’S  JUST  US  NOW,  SCOTT.   )      deep  down,      she  would’ve  done  the  same.      it’s  why  she  can’t  stay  mad  at  him.

&  anger  soon  dissipates  once  he  breaks  down,      pulling  her  into  his  chest,      the  sobs  echoing  inside  the  med  bay.      i  couldn’t  lose  you,  sara.      i  couldn’t.      there’s  no  hesitation  as  arms  quickly  wrap  around  him,      holding  on  just  as  tightly  as  he.      she  forgives  him.      she  remembers  the  vidcalls  when  she  was  off  world,      when  he  was  at  his  lowest,      when  the  withdrawals  were  bad.        he  always  played  it  off  later  on,     acted  like  it  was  nothing.      she  always  knew.      but  it  made  him  feel  better  to  pretend…        so  she  went  along  with  it.        she  wished  he  hadn't  tried  to  hide  it  from  her.      but  she  was  there  for  him  even  then.      just  as  she  is  here  for  him  now.

time  passes,      the  sobs  lessen  &  then  a  silence  falls  over  them.      she’s  still  holding  onto  him.      &  she’s  not  quite  ready  to  let  go  even  as  he  begins  to  pull  back.      but  his  next  words  make  her  laugh.      ❛   understatement  of  the  year.       but  hey,      the  good  news  is  once  i  get  the  all  clear  it’ll  be  mountain  climbing  time.   ❜      a  smile  lingers  as  soft  gaze  looks  up  to  meet  her  brother’s.      ❛   so  don’t  go  scaling  the  tallest  one  without  me.      got  it,      pathfinder  ?   ❜

[mypenleaksiridescence]

Do you really miss him, or are you just lonely right now?

Questions I Ask Myself At 2am (via mypenleaksiridescence)

[rydersalt-blog]

OATHBRCKEN   //   MAGNUS  BANE

                     ❛  ryder —- you called for me? does it have to do with the incident on haravl because that was not my fault. I was merely CURIOUS about the angarans and  —– ❜ perhaps he had said too much, and he fell silent, his lips pursed while his eyes glittered with UNTAMED mirth. he didn’t look in the slightest bit apologetic. // @rydersalt

❛   YEAH,      i  just  had  a  few  questions  about...   ❜     voice  trails  off  as  she  begins  to  register  words  spoken.      it  takes  a  second  &  then  the  confusion  settles  in.      ❛   wait,  what  incident  on  havarl  ?   ❜     should  she  be  concerned   ?      part  of  her  feels  like  she  should.      but  if  it  was  something  big  she’d  know  about  it,  right  ?      but...      it’s  also  magnus.      (  OKAY,      SHE’S  CONCERNED.   )

[rydersalt-blog]

NAMEDSTORMS   //    T’PALIA  LODZHA

                    patience has always been an area of mind that t’palia is strong in, as she exhibits while the young pathfinder rapid - fire lists off many questions she has. the vulcan is still and quiet, her mind pondering each one momentarily until the next comes. of course they both have a hungry curiosity to know one another — but t’palia is here with a sense of urgency riding on her shoulders that she cannot ignore.

                    ❝ my planet and people are dead, pathfinder ryder. those beings you call “ kett ” destroyed everything. ❞          her voice loses that COOL CALMNESS to it that she has been so careful to portray to these new — explorers. there’s a tremor in her tone. a harsh edge that cuts like the finest razor. she is bitter, and wounded, and lost.          ❝ we are nearly extinct. my people, what remains, have found a planet to colonize in our system — but we are in dire need of resources while we rebuild. there will be ample time to answer your questions soon, pathfinder, but first i need your help. ❞

THERE  SHE  GOES  AGAIN.      barreling  straight  into  things  with  no  restraint.      she's  never  been  good  at  this.      lexi  has  told  her  time  in  &  time  out  that  she  has  this  uncanny  ability  to  leap  before  she  looks.    it  must  be  a  family  trait.      it’s  worked  in  her  favor  before  on  several  occasions.      but  other  times,      not  so  much.      she’s  learned  since  becoming  pathfinder  but  every  now  and  then  she  slips  up  still.      yet  even  so,      she  holds  back  her  burning  curiosity,      the  desire  to  learn  more  about  a  new  culture,      new  species.      she  has  to  be  the  pathfinder  right  now.              (   BUT  OLD  HABITS  DIE  HARD.   )      

❛   —— right,      of  course.     i’m  sorry.      i  got  a  little  carried  away  there.   ❜      embarrassment  is  temporary,      quickly  replaced  with  sympathy.      &  there’s  a  softness  to  her  words.      for  she  herself  has  lost.      not  nearly  to  the  scale  of  the  angara  or  the  vulcan  but  she  can  understand  a  little.      but  to  lose  one’s  home  &  practically  everything  else  one  holds  dear,      because  of  the  kett...     she  can’t  imagine  it.      although,      there’s  no  telling  if  humanity  won’t  meet  the  same  fate  if  something  isn’t  done  soon.      ❛   we’ll  do  our  best  to  help  with  whatever  assistance  you  &  your  people  need.      what  exactly  can  i  do  to  help  ?  ❜ 

[lilyluner-deactivated20150224]

Everyone I RP with deserves a Nobel Peace Prize for not killing me when I don’t reply for like a month

[rydersalt-blog]

❛   NOT  SURE  WHAT’S  WORSE   ——  the  kett  or  the  galra.   ❜      //   @aterace

[lifeinpoetry]

am I supposed to be grateful to have survived this?

Brenna Twohy, from “I Know It’s a Little Late,” Forgive Me My Salt (via lifeinpoetry)

[glamrpmemes]

★*ﾟ‘ﾟ･The Sixth Sense (1999)

❝I’ve never told you…  but you sound a little like Dr. Seuss when you’re drunk.❞ ❝Do you know how important this is? This is big time.❞ ❝Do I really sound like Dr. Seuss?❞ ❝Don’t do the quiet thing. You know I hate it.❞ ❝This is an important night for us. Finally someone is recognizing the sacrifices you made.❞ ❝There wasn’t supposed to be any crying at this celebration. Just a lot of drinking and sex.❞ ❝_______, don’t move.  Don’t say a word.❞ ❝You don’t know so many things.❞ ❝Are you drunk?❞ ❝Did you get him drunk?❞ ❝Do you know why you’re scared when you’re alone?❞ ❝What do you want?  I don’t understand what you want.❞ ❝…I’m still afraid.❞ ❝Some people call me a freak.❞ ❝It’s okay, ________.  Don’t be frightened.❞ ❝What was that you were saying before with your soldiers?❞ ❝…De profundis clamo ad te domine. It’s called Latin.  It’s a language.❞ ❝What were they hiding from?❞ ❝Nothing bad can happen in a church, right?❞ ❝I got an award once.  From the Mayor.❞ ❝I’m going to see you again, right? ❞ ❝Next time I won’t be scared of you.❞ ❝Your Cocoa Puffs are getting soggy.❞ ❝I wasn’t thinking anything bad about you, got it?❞ ❝You know, you can tell me things if you need to.❞ ❝It’s a mind-reading game…  Did I mention I could read minds?❞ ❝Just after your mom and dad were divorced, your mom went to a doctor like me and it didn’t help her. And so you think I’m not going to help you.❞ ❝You have a secret.  But you don’t want to tell me.❞ ❝You don’t have to tell me your secret if you don’t want to.❞ ❝I draw people with smiles, dogs running, and rainbows. They don’t have meetings about rainbows.❞ ❝I was thinking…  you’re nice. But you can’t help me.❞ ❝But I’m getting a second chance here.  I can’t let it slip away.❞ ❝ It’s sad they died, isn’t it?❞ ❝Don’t look at me. I don’t like people looking at me like that.❞ ❝Listen to me.  You are not a freak. Don’t you believe anybody that tells you that.  It’s bullshit and you don’t have to grow up believing that.❞ ❝You ask a lot of questions about my dad today.  How come?❞ ❝I don’t want to be scared anymore.❞ ❝They used to hang people here.❞ ❝You shouldn’t laugh at people.  It makes them feel bad.❞ ❝I don’t want to talk about anything.❞ ❝I didn’t know you were funny.❞ ❝I wish I could be like my momma though.  She always knew what was wrong.  Knew just what to say.❞ ❝Your father ever tell you bedtime stories?❞ ❝Tell me a story about why you’re sad.❞ ❝I don’t know how the story ends. I hope it’s a happy ending.❞ ❝I want to tell you my secret now.❞ ❝…..I see people. I see dead people….some of them scare me.❞ ❝They can’t see each other.  Some of them don’t know they’re dead.❞ ❝I see ghosts. They tell me stories…  Things that happened to them…  Things that happened to people they know.❞ ❝Will you stay here till I fall asleep?❞ ❝You can’t hurt me anymore!❞ ❝Sometimes you feel it inside. Like you’re falling down real fast, but you’re really just standing still.❞ ❝When they get mad it gets cold.❞ ❝Sometimes people think they lose things and they didn’t really lose them.  It just gets moved.❞ ❝If you’re not very mad…  Can I sleep in your room tonight?❞ ❝What do you want more than anything?❞ ❝I haven’t given my family enough attention.  Bad things happen when you do that.  Do you understand?❞ ❝…don’t fail me.❞ ❝Don’t give up.  You’re the only one who can help me.  I know it.❞ ❝It means I wasn’t what everyone thought I was… (beat) I was a fake.❞ ❝How can you help me if you don’t believe me?❞ ❝Some magic’s real.❞ ❝Something happened, didn’t it?❞ ❝We’re not gonna start crying again, are we?❞ ❝These people…  People that died and are still hanging around. Maybe they weren’t ready to go. Maybe they wake up that morning thinking they have a thousand things to do and a thousand days left to do them in…  And then all of a sudden, it’s all taken away.  No one asked them.  It’s just gone…❞ ❝Do you know what ‘Yo no quiero morir’ is? It’s Spanish.  It means…  'I don’t want to die.‘❞ ❝Not all ghosts are scary, are they?❞ ❝What if they don’t want help?  What if they’re just angry and they want to hurt somebody?❞ ❝Is someone hurting you?…  I’ll beat their asses.❞ ❝Where will you go, where no one has died?❞ ❝I’m not going to see you anymore, am I?❞ ❝…Maybe we can pretend we’re going to see each other tomorrow? Just for pretend.❞ ❝You see ghosts, _______?❞ ❝You think I’m a freak❞ ❝She said, you came to her where they buried her.  Asked her a question…  She said the answer is “Everyday.“❞ ❝What did I do?  What’s made you so sad?❞ ❝Why did you leave me?❞ ❝You were never second…  Ever.❞ ❝…I think I’ve had too much to drink.❞

[okcupidescapades]

one time when i was a little drunk and laying in bed with a guy, i kissed his neck and mumbled “i could beat the shit out of you” in his ear.

he said “i know”

[memestockpile]

different ways to say ‘i love you’. 

‘i’ll make you something, yeah? your favorite dish, just for you.’

‘let’s get you back to bed.’

‘shh, it was just a nightmare.’

‘you like this, don’t you? i remember you saying that.’

‘i drew up a bath for you.’

‘you need rest.’

‘you ought to be asleep.’

‘i bought two.’

‘here. you can have the rest.’

‘i thought of you when i saw this.’

‘i like your smile.’

‘you have a cute laugh.’

‘stay there. i’m coming there to get you.’

‘it’s okay, i’m here, we’re okay.’

‘be careful.’

‘look both ways.’

‘you mean so much to me.’

‘i can’t lose you.’

‘i thought i might have lost you.’

‘how to you feel about the nickname, (insert nickname)?’

‘it looks good on you.’

‘i’ll make you soup.’

‘ah-ah-ah. you’re sick. you need to stay in bed.’

‘are you okay in there?’

‘that’s it, that’s it. get it all out. shh.’

‘it’s a remedy i knew. helps with your throat.’

‘it’s a lullaby. would you like me to sing it to you? would that help you fall asleep?’

‘i’m worried about you.’

‘what do you want to watch?’

‘where would you like to go for dinner?’

‘close your eyes and hold out your hands.’

‘we’ll figure it out.’

‘oh, it’s not big deal. you’re fine.’

‘i brought you some medicine for your cold.’

‘you’re important to me.’

‘this is your favorite song, right?’

‘you’re like a son/daughter to me.’

‘good luck!’

‘you’re like a mom/dad to me.’

‘don’t say that about yourself.’

‘want to come with?’

“wow! you look really nice.’

‘goodnight, (insert term of affection).’

‘it’s okay. i couldn’t sleep anyway.’

‘you can have half.’

‘come here. let me fix it.’

‘your tie is crooked.’

‘c’mere. shh, it’s okay.’

‘i’m not going to hurt you.’

‘can i touch you?’

‘can i kiss you?’

‘can i hug you?’

‘promise.’

‘would i ever lie to you?’

‘i think you’re very beautiful/handsome.’

‘hey, good-looking.’

‘of course i care. you’re my family.’

‘one more chapter.’

‘i love you.’

[olivia-abby-blog]

i’m into girls and guys but i’m also really into pasta

[rydersalt-blog]

❛   so,  what  did  i  miss  ?   ❜      //   @humanitypath

[musingmemes]

three word starters pt. 2

“don’t you dare.”

“look at me.”

“just forget it.”

“i’m not mad.”

“you’re being mean.”

“what a mess.”

“you are perfect.”

“jesus fucking christ.”

“you’ll be okay.”

“take a seat.”

“don’t let go.”

“oh my god.”

“you’re the worst.”

“you’re my favorite.”

“i ruined everything.”

“you ruined everything.”

“just trust me.”

“i’m not drunk.”

“i feel lost.”

“i’m so alone.”

“you’re not alone.”

“hold onto me.”

“just come here.”

“stay the night.”

“please just go.”

“please don’t go.”