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Explaining to the person driving the tank that shoting me would be a metaphor for us having sex as he would be using his long, hard, sexy, manily tube to blast all over me.
Rhys its me, the grammar police, you misspelled shooting, love you /platonic
hey, secondary spelling police here, check that name again
yippee we have a provisional drivers licence now.
what? to drive? nono, you misunderstand, this is to have an id. like at all. other than a fucking passport.
driving is cringe but this is the only one we can get that’s valid and asks few questions.
my idea of a Friday night.
What appears to be… flour?? Maybe? And the cum jar?… Rhys you freak
Firstly dammned to hell for ten million years for misspelling my name, secondly, thats the ecoplasm bucket from juicing all the ghosts in the boiler room and microwave popcorn, please.
^ Live footage of me being dammed to hell
“Juicing all the ghosts in the boiler room”…. What like? You put them in a hydraulic press?
ecoplasm from juicing ghosts
so it IS a cum bucket?
It’s 2 v 1 Ryhs, admit it
Using my roommate's juicer you createns. I simply killed the undying, not fucked them
I love that you simply became so incensed you had to take a photo of your roommates juicer.
what the fuck is a juicer and what does it do ?
it’s a juicer. it juices via pulverising anything put through it. like fruits, ghosts or your own hands.
I see I see… like a saw trap!
oh john would’ve hated hearing someone say that.
so I approve 100% you’re completely correct
In front of you is a juicer.
All your life you have taken from those around you, taken their ability to drink, to eat, to feel.
The task is simple, show that you are willing to sacrifice what you have denied those around you. Place your hand inside the juicer, retrieve the key and unlock the door.
Make your choice.
this post is a fucking mess
it was a mess before anyone else even touched it
my idea of a Friday night.
What appears to be… flour?? Maybe? And the cum jar?… Rhys you freak
Firstly dammned to hell for ten million years for misspelling my name, secondly, thats the ecoplasm bucket from juicing all the ghosts in the boiler room and microwave popcorn, please.
^ Live footage of me being dammed to hell
“Juicing all the ghosts in the boiler room”…. What like? You put them in a hydraulic press?
ecoplasm from juicing ghosts
so it IS a cum bucket?
It’s 2 v 1 Ryhs, admit it
Using my roommate's juicer you createns. I simply killed the undying, not fucked them
I love that you simply became so incensed you had to take a photo of your roommates juicer.
what the fuck is a juicer and what does it do ?
it’s a juicer. it juices via pulverising anything put through it. like fruits, ghosts or your own hands.
I see I see… like a saw trap!
oh john would’ve hated hearing someone say that.
so I approve 100% you’re completely correct
john cygames is doing it again he knows what we want and gives us the opposite he thinks it’s funny.
my idea of a Friday night.
What appears to be… flour?? Maybe? And the cum jar?… Rhys you freak
Firstly dammned to hell for ten million years for misspelling my name, secondly, thats the ecoplasm bucket from juicing all the ghosts in the boiler room and microwave popcorn, please.
^ Live footage of me being dammed to hell
“Juicing all the ghosts in the boiler room”…. What like? You put them in a hydraulic press?
ecoplasm from juicing ghosts
so it IS a cum bucket?
It’s 2 v 1 Ryhs, admit it
Using my roommate's juicer you createns. I simply killed the undying, not fucked them
I love that you simply became so incensed you had to take a photo of your roommates juicer.
what the fuck is a juicer and what does it do ?
it’s a juicer. it juices via pulverising anything put through it. like fruits, ghosts or your own hands.
My favourite bit of all this is that a bag of popcorn was somehow mistaken for me eating pure flour, which is honestly more insulting than the insulation I was jacking off a bunch of ghosts into a pot
Honestly don’t know how, like you can see the instructions on the bag. Can’t read them cause the pictures blurry but sure can see em.
my idea of a Friday night.
What appears to be… flour?? Maybe? And the cum jar?… Rhys you freak
Firstly dammned to hell for ten million years for misspelling my name, secondly, thats the ecoplasm bucket from juicing all the ghosts in the boiler room and microwave popcorn, please.
^ Live footage of me being dammed to hell
“Juicing all the ghosts in the boiler room”…. What like? You put them in a hydraulic press?
ecoplasm from juicing ghosts
so it IS a cum bucket?
It’s 2 v 1 Ryhs, admit it
Using my roommate's juicer you createns. I simply killed the undying, not fucked them
I love that you simply became so incensed you had to take a photo of your roommates juicer.
what the fuck is a juicer and what does it do ?
it’s a juicer. it juices via pulverising anything put through it. like fruits, ghosts or your own hands.
ok we’ve got the hang of it now kinda.
so Uma is being very funny after the update. maybe this is cause we had to transfer to pc. we aren’t allowed to do Unity cup right now, it says it’s under maintainence.
anyways, we tried the updated ura finale. we don’t get it. maybe because we’ve played functionally only trackblazer for the last few months, maybe because we’ve moved platform and have to relearn inputs, maybe because our trainees love failing on single digit chances, maybe because our success rate on duels with happy meek is sub-50%. Either way, we just don’t get it. we’ll try more later, but this isn’t doing anything good to our lack of enthusiasm toward the game. least of all because it now has to compete for time with our main game list and not like. pocket planes.
Do we have a franz kafka diary entry for july 1st, i want to know what he thinks!!!
happy too tired July everyone
Ok people who played and finished unbeatable i have a request. Can you all please individually, not looking at each other's answers or Wikipedia or anything, tell me - in replies or reblogs or tags idc - What Happens In The Plot?
Not like "what was the message" or "what did this scene symbolise" or whatever. I mean literally. Write down a summary of the events of the story mode, whether you want to go in order of the timeline or in order of the story scenes. It can be brief if you want. Why? Well I'm just curious.
prologue - last one more final concert
episode one - beat shows up, meets quaver and crest, leaves town with quaver. both go to the arena that the last one more final concert happened in, quaver plays something on stage, a H.A.R.M officer appears, Silence start appearing, motorcycle chase sequence to the tune of RE-TUNED.
episode two - rest is debriefed on the incident, treble and clef get arrested for the incident, quaver feels bad, her and beat break in to the prison to get them out, get captured in the process because yeah duh. clef and beat fight, treb explains that no you don’t get out of these places, beat memory sequence one happens, penny first appearance, recess fight, dampener room shift, recess again, repeat a couple times. clef and beat fight again but in the break room this time. memory sequence two. baseball, dampener sabotage, escape sequence to the tune of BANG! during there’s also the interviews from D.C. going in order of clef, treble, quaver, beat. don’t remember when exactly but that’s the order. also, first mention of beat being nothing. final escape segment on train to the tune of WAITING. rest shoots kaiju-sized silence with a barrett 50 cal.
episode three - escape continues through sewer system, into water treatment system, leading to a small shack on the beach next to a small town. first full introduction of poco and apoco happens roughly here. treble and clef leave, treble tells beat to pay more attention to quaver. poco and apoco try to bribe you to crawl off and die or something, beat finds a photo of quavers parents, cops beat up beat and poco/apoco steal the photo. band poster making, song practice at the lighthouse (acoustic rendition of FAMILIAR which we fucked up instantly btw), poco/apoco show up, tell beat that she sucks, burn the photo to traumatise a twelve year old. clef comes back, leaves cause beat’s mad and nothings gonna go well. treble comes back, calls beat an idiot, penny’s here somewhere. clef comes back, bands back together. iirc there’s two memory sequences in here somewhere.
episode 4 - big city! dampeners hurt beat, surely that’s not important. album making is important, help guy out of manhole. fix arcade by breaking another dampener. pennys here again. she offers to help do the mixing for the album tracks, makes the most corporate sounding slop imaginable, surely this isn’t important foreshadowing. penny feeds beats obsession with the album, leading to beat being constantly tired and angry with the others, leaning on penny more and more. surely that’s fine. every concert they do sucks because beat isn’t at 100%. memory sequences are in here, iirc three of them? oh no harm found the recording room how unforeseen ignore that it had a dampener in it. penny says to do a terrorism and beat who is kinda reliant on her by now just agrees because really there’s not a choice. there’s also not an end of episode credit roll here, just straight into
episode five - break into harm tower, beat up crest, break into the works lift, PROPER RHYTHM (ALL THERE IS TO IT), beat up D.C., poco and apoco. get to the top, touch a button that makes a thing go haywire, find the room with the zero moment just kinda there. big dramatic reveal that penny is actually the one behind harm, sforzando, all along. have it fall flat on its face because she was just outwardly evil and borderline abusive for a full episode. have her try to kill beat, fail, chokeslam beat through like 50 stories directly into the memorial that rest is currently at mourning her dead friend and band mate, eve, aka quavers mum. fight rest. have sforzando try and shoot beat, fail, get and get beaten half to death. for fucks sake quaver let go lemme kill her. everything now goes to shit and beat… disappears. credit roll but no FORGETTER, just some news broadcasts about everything getting worse.
episode six - beat’s back home. do a day in the life, late for work, get fired, late for band practice, get kicked out, get hit by a truck. back to where we were before, same tree as the start of chapter one. rest is there, beat’s just turned 21. we’re not enemies anymore we’ve got a world to save. kick in crests teeth til he understands that there’s no such thing as a good cop. beat up poco and apoco in a very confusing sequence that kinda doesn’t matter. beat up D.C. and then leave because he’s too far in, actively thinks the fascist regime isn’t fascist enough and hits beat with the ‘actions not words’ line. beat up sforza- wait don’t cause she’s got no regrets for this to latch on to because she’s just evil. if this isn’t the source then who is. silence thrive on Nothing, so- oh fuck it’s quaver she’s had her everything fall apart. BOOKEND SONG begins, minor interruptions here and there for some development, heart-to-heart between beat and quaver, bonding over dead parents, seven years different. game ends, seemingly beat disappears again? this part is where we have disagreements on things with people, because we believe beat is just dead, the events were processing her last thoughts. but that’s not what you want to discuss. so uh it’s like she meets back up with… someone? no idea actually who. anyways the real credit roll happens.
we might’ve missed a few details. it’s been half a year, the help we’ve got only goes so far. only stuff we double checked was song names to spell them right.
It's the end of pride month so shout out to everyone who didn't get to "do anything gay" (maybe meet more queer folks, start a new relationship, go to pride or other queer events, etc) this year, maybe you were afraid because of the current political climate, maybe you were too busy, maybe you just didn't have the energy to Do Anything, or anything else, regardless of the reason why, i get you, I didn't Do Anything Gay either, and it's ok. There is time. You can celebrate your pride whenever you're ready.
june is over... goodbye pride month, hello disability pride month!!
let's all be disabled this month... together 🤝
if you're not disabled yet: no need to worry! i can help. come closer.
we had a hell of an experience earlier.
so! uma musume had a big update! this is cool and good and holy fuck it’s the better part of 15GB.
Our phone, which we use to play the game, is very old. It has a storage size of 64GB.
The game was already about 15GB, so this would’ve made it 30. We didn’t have the space. We didn’t know this when we tried to update. This half-bricked our phone. As in even the reminders app couldn’t send notifications.
We could, however, still access the main menu. So! We had to flounder to figure out how to do account linking the hard way!
So now our Apple ID is linked to the dead dummy account from steam, our actual email is linked to the real account, we’ve managed to finagle all the pieces around and now we have the game on steam. This is not very nice, we enjoy playing uma in bed to wind down at days end. which we cannot do anymore.
we need a new phone…
the thoughts that happen when we’re tired are great.
tonight’s flavour of madness: a combination annoyance of the Umamusume 7th tour going to London and not a real UK city, as well as the thought that we are potentially close to the return of BR.
The fact you can walk into a grocery store in american and buy high explosives without ID is fucking insane. You need several permits in Canada, but here your kid can find a tenner on the street and buy a bundle of fireworks and blow their own head off. A deeply unwell country.
It said “a tenner” it’s becoming more English by day ‼️🫡
Soon it will be saying shit like “quid” (a slang word for £) and “bottle o woder”
Is tenner an British things? We say that in Canada
Yeah that’s a British thing too. Probably present in Canadian because Canada was kinda Britain 2 for a while.
It might also be an Australia (Britain 3) thing. A lot of my dialect is a cross between those two, which somehow averages out to being not too far from British, classic style
You’ve got influence from all parts of the anglosphere, you’re going to create the platonic ideal of the English language
The fact you can walk into a grocery store in american and buy high explosives without ID is fucking insane. You need several permits in Canada, but here your kid can find a tenner on the street and buy a bundle of fireworks and blow their own head off. A deeply unwell country.
It said “a tenner” it’s becoming more English by day ‼️🫡
Soon it will be saying shit like “quid” (a slang word for £) and “bottle o woder”
Is tenner an British things? We say that in Canada
Yeah that’s a British thing too. Probably present in Canadian because Canada was kinda Britain 2 for a while.
