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❝ --- elizabeth banks; pittsfield, mass. native. typical goofball, beach-goer, coffee guzzler, mom-friend, one-time porno actress and post-apocalyptic tween escort -- ❞

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Spider-Man 3 (2007) dir. Sam Raimi

[rylbanks]

rylrubyrose​:

Momma, I’ve been ready for those hands since I first moved to town. 

Well now, no use making you wait any longer. Get over here, I’m getting my hands warmed up for you!

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royalmiller​:

Marlie turned 8 a few weeks ago and if you tell me your secret as to how you get a personal trainer and workout into your life with two boys I will pay you in…drinks or anything you want? 

Eight is such a good age, you can get them in on the adventurous stuff and they actually want to do it! Ha! We mostly just run after the boys, you know, they’re always jumping in the pool, running around the house, doing all kinds of crazy biking!

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rylrubyrose​:

I like to think so, anyway. Especially when it brings me in close proximity with your, you know, most important aspects. And there’s a lot of them. Damn, can’t even be mad at you for going for the puppies first, they’re, like, my sexiest feature - and that’s saying something.

There’s just a whole bunch of sexy happening and I cannot wait to be close to you and to all of that. I hope you’re ready for my hands coming at you.

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royalmadden​:

It’s funny, because normally I’m okay. Maybe that’s why they call it the Devil’s trail? Because you end up nearly injuring yourself whenever you attempt it. You’re right. Nobody is going to have anything on us there. We already win. 

I feel like that’s probably why they’re called that, yeah. We’re already winners, no need for us to even enter, it’d be a waste of time, if you ask me.

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justmaxirons​:

Well, what do you expect? Being told about a party you didn’t attend always kinda sucks, at least that’s what I think about it. Your husband? He’s also a Max, isn’t he? Already I know that we’ll get along greatly. We’ll learn from each other, no doubt about that. The Maxes of this world are awesome, let me tell you.

Eh, I live for the stories, really. Missing out on parties isn’t all that bad, me and the huz had out own party. He is a Max, yes. You may not be wrong about that, he’s pretty great, why do you think I’ve kept him around for almost 28 years?

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rylroger​:

If you ever figure out the trick behind it, you’ll have to ring me up. I’d say that you would have to have an insane amount of balance in order for it to work, though.

I think I can crack it. Just need to get used to the trails first, then practice on flatter land, then take the skills to the uneven places. Give me a couple of weeks, and I’ll get back to you on that.

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soutterlytaron​:

What did you do? Did you trip over a root? It could very well be, but what else should you wear when it’s so light outside?

Cycling, phone in one hand trying to take a video for the ol’ Instagram, and the other hand trying to drive. Not a good combination. I mean, thank God I was wearing a helmet. Could have broken my face.

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justmaxirons​:

Oh, I didn’t know that, but congrats. We always celebrate our anniversary on the fourth, and then our wedding anniversary, too, which is August twelfth. What went down at the party? Aw, now that is something you’ll only know, if you were there. 

That’s the biggest I’m not kissing and telling if ever there was one. No fair, Max. You and my husband should hang out, if you’re looking for ways to improve that mystery! He’s the king of keeping momentum. Funnily enough, also named Max.

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simplygemma​:

I love mountain biking around the region, there are such great trails, but some are more difficult than others. Did you hurt yourself?

The fam like to do dangerous things, what can I say? You’re welcome to join us, if you can handle to boys and a dog. I’ll be fine, I’ve been in worse scrapes.

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royalmadden​:

If you want to feel better about yourself the first time I hiked it, I nearly broke my ankle and I wasn’t wearing any sunglasses. I’m just naturally born clumsy, I suppose.

I feel like we should team up, we’d make one heck of a pair if town ever did some hiking and biking contest. Naturally, we’d come in first. First for almost dying.

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thissebstan​:

Do they have webs between their fingers and toes yet? I feel like drowning could and should be averted by swim lessons… but funnily enough, what I’ve noticed living here is that there’s not that many lessons, or teachers, around. Romania, as behind the iron curtain as it was back then, did, and kids learned how to swim from very early on. 

I feel like that’s coming. Always pooling, always hiking, or biking. I mean, they know how to swim but, I’m that protective mom who is always screeching at them to stop dunking each other. I hear that, we were all basically just tossed into a pool or the ocean and had to fight against waves, currents, other people to get to the surface. My little brother had easier, though.

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simplysophiab​:

Please call him that next time you see him, I just want to see his face, when you do. Honestly, though, he’s so much more than just that, he’s kind, and caring, and thoughtful, and he’s funny and dorky - and he wants to see and find the best in people. Aw, thank you. I will do some Royal editions again, soon, so you’ll definitely be on! WhoHaha?

I’ve totally called him that to his face before. I can’t remember what his reaction was, though. I’ve definitely tweeted him that before, too. I know he’s more than that. Yes, we’re all waiting for that! WhoHaha is my little corner of comedy, women-driven. We’re on YouTube.

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royalmiller​:

That is the best way but I also think having children and keeping them alive is a workout on its own. How old are yours? 

Oh, I totally agree. Running after a couple of boys is definitely the workout I signed up for at the gym but, decided on getting a personal trainer instead. Mine are 9 and 7. How about yours?

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rylfacinelli​:

Oh yeah, that sounds both difficult and dangerous. It sounds like you’re pretty luck that you weren’t hurt worse than you were.

I live on the wild side, I think that’s something you probably need to know about me and my family. We’re a bunch of risk-takers; skiing, surfing, jumping the fuck out planes.