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Ryleigh, she/her, 20, trans femme, not v active on here but oh well

[trevenanl-deactivated20200913]

Gym Leader Erika… has a gym full of women… gives out the rainbow badge… loves plants… she’s the most powerful pokémon lesbian and I’ve been blind all this time

[yoshthethird]

ALSO, she’s ALWAYS tired

Erika = Tired = GAY

[starlightomatic]

[skatecatz]

“eating out my boyfriend” and “sucking my girlfriend’s dick” are two extremely powerful and blessed sentences 

[millennial-review-deactivated20]

[chamiryokuroi]

I will be participating on a guacamole contest tomorrow at work. My objective is not to win, but to make every single one of the judges cry.

I will add every single chili I am able to find at the store, all of them.

[chamiryokuroi]

All the chilis I could find at the store… i wonder if it will be enough :P

[chamiryokuroi]

Ready for the judges!!

[chamiryokuroi]

So updates after the contest! I didn’t win.

This guacamole had the talent that when you take the first bite of your chip it isnt that spicy, but after a few seconds the feeling starts to spread. The judges bravely took a bite and were all happy and as I walked away from the table they started to gasp when the full force of the 6 different types of chili hit them at once.

People were free to taste it afterwards and every face of first surprise and then pain filled my heart with happiness.

I have never seen so much people enjoy suffering tho, because they finished everything so fast I even got time to make a second batch before the winners were announced.

Overall this was great and I had lots of fun making others suffer :D

[aeternalslime-deactivated202110]

this? innocent sadism. i aspire to be like this

[sapphosmisthios-deactivated2018]

my 8-year-old cousin got a spiderman pinata for his birthday today and he hit it so hard that he removed spiderman’s cardboard head from its shoulders and my cousin’s 11-year-old friend goes, without missing a beat, “I don’t feel so good Mr. Stark” and i lost my shit. kids really are our future.

[eraemx]

I’m going to fucking scream

[purpleprosegang-deactivated2022]

Is there any word that’s had a wilder evolutionary path than “gothic”?

Seriously, it went from meaning this:

to this:

to this:

and finally ended up as this:

You go you funky word, keep on trucking.

[orriculum]

What is that video game with the lesbians and one had blue hair

[orriculum]

thanks!

[ladylingua]

I discovered the ADHD haver’s best friend:

a mac app called helium that puts Netflix in a tiny floating window on your screen that you can make translucent and also click through, so you can watch tv and surf the web at the same time, it’s great

(That’s more see through than I like but this way it shows up in the picture)

Happy multitasking y’all!

[darlingsterns]

i’m watching an art theft documentary and they’re interviewing this art history professor from new york who was asked to go with the fbi to authenticate a rubens that had been stolen but it was a sting operation so they had to pretend like they weren’t the fbi, that they were some private buyer about to pay $3.5 million for it, and the fbi was like “this is a VERY delicate operation because you never know how they will react to what you have to say so let the agent do all of the talking, don’t say a word to anyone just nod if it’s the rubens, the last operation we did the guy in your position got shot because things went wrong in a second” and then it cuts to the professor’s interview and he says “i wasn’t going to fly down to miami to be a part of an undercover fbi sting operation to handle what could be rubens’s aurora and just NOT say anything. i was gonna have to ad lib a little” and then he tells the interviewer that when he & the fbi agent got to the hotel while he was examining the painting he started lecturing the other people, first on how badly they had wrapped it, and then about like how it had been painted, the history of it, what the subject was and what she was doing, etc etc, and he was like “i hadn’t taught a class on rubens in 15 years, so for me it was like being back in the classroom except my students couldn’t leave” 

[darlingsterns]

at one point during the deal the professor turned to the woman selling it and he said “isn’t this just the most beautiful rubens you’ve ever seen outside of a museum?” (because the fbi had told him earlier that this piece had been stolen from a museum) and THEN he said “where on earth did you get it from?” and the group of people the woman had with her was like taxidermy-fox.png but the woman was like “inheritance” can you IMAGINE the fbi agent about to have a fucking aneurysm when this random guy you’ve brought in just to nod if it’s the right painting not only starts giving an impromptu lecture but then he asks how they got it

[saintvader]

@general-yolo

[ankle-beez]

Guys do you remember when the slogan for the Nintendo ds was “touching is good”

[cooper-klebba]

No I do not and I refuse to believe it’s real.

[ankle-beez]

touching is good.

[hamsandwichwithextramayo]

That’s worse than I could imagine

[ammit420]

my entire concept of how stocks work is the same thing as the tim & eric skit where they just sold prices

[awed-frog]

If you’re in need of ‘faith in humanity: restored’ news, a duck suddenly appeared on a remote island in the Pacific and no one’s sure how he even made it (the closest landmass, New Zealand, is about 1700 miles away) but, like, the entire population is now devoted to the duck’s wellbeing and that’s the first duck they’ve ever seen so they named him and Googled what he eats (not bread!) and built him an artificial pond and now ‘there are concerns he might be lonely’, so there’s talk of importing other ducks to keep him company and yeah, the world is still batshit insane but isn’t this the sweetest thing?

Anyway, meet Trevor.

[purpleplunderbunny]

i fact checked this to verify and op forgot the BEST PART

[gallusrostromegalus]

@elodieunderglass this seems like your jam

[alwaysbewoke]

[alwaysbewoke]

if america was serious about banishing such evil, it would do this. and don’t give me that crap about “free speech.” there are many forms of speech that will get you arrested now. from the classic “yelling fire in a crowded movie theater when there is not fire” to threatening the president to all many of threats. this should go to the top of the list but this is amerikka. 

[lovelybed]

*uses my thumbs to lift my bra straps like an old timey political man would with his suspenders* im the mayor of titty city, bitch

[thirstyluthor]

Cate Blanchett: I can’t believe I will be playing another lesbian character.

Ocean’s 8 director: You’re not.

Cate Blanchett: No, I’m gonna.

[doctordeus-deactivated20190218]

[mangopapi-deactivated20210928]

Racist are gonna be walking around barefooted

[onlyblackgirl]

[onlyblackgirl]

They having a meltdown.

[littleblue-black-girl]

Bruhhh

[thejovians]

Imagine hating black people and being so blinded by patriotism

[pileofknives]

[parkchanwoohoo]

Didn’t some old bastard burn up his nikes while he was still wearing em and end up in the emergency room with third degree burns and bits of rubber grafted to his feet

[ginger-snap-talkin-nonsense]

Good

[simonbitdiddle]