Plants + Puns + Positive Posts

If I can help you smile, I’ve done my job. 💛

[thewoodbine-deactivated20241020]

🌿Life Hack: Get to know your neighbors better. In fact I bet there would be a lot more of us with fresh local ingredients if we knew our neighbors. I found out like a week ago that our neighbor across the road had 5 laying hens in her (very small suburban) backyard. And she found out that I grow a large variety of herbs, bake fresh bread, & have lots of compost scraps for her chickens. We’re friends now and I walk over with my dog once a week to barter something.

At the very least you’ll foster a better sense of community. 🐤

[rynnwolfe]

When your friend is trying to convince you that you own too many plants, so you sink back into your jungle to avoid them.

I’m water propagating some of my Snake Plants and I thought one of the paintings in my room made a good backdrop.

[moodyinapinkbow]

Moodboard: Aesthetic - Summer Fruits. 

❝She smiled at me, and I felt a sudden burning tenderness for this creature so like fruit and roses.❞

[daughterofdiaspora]

my mom taught me the therapeutic power of cleaning. open all the windows. throw out the old. wipe down the entire house. burn some incense. roast some coffee. then rest. that way the tears from last night don’t feel as heavy. 

[leanmeanrecoverymachine]

6 Fruits You Should Try

Dragon Fruit

This fruit is an excellent supplement for the liver as well as contains vital minerals that assist in weight-loss and balancing body weight without compromising health. For people suffering from diabetes, a dry or fresh dragon fruit guarantees blood glucose control. 

Star Fruit

This fruit is an excellent source of ascorbic acid, which is important to the fitness of your body, as it assists in maintaining bones, teeth, mucus membranes, skin and improves the immune system. It also contains beta-carotene, which can be converted into vitamin A in your body for good vision and appetite.

Kiwano

This fruit is very rich in vitamin c and fibre. These help the red bloods cells, skin, muscles, nerves and heart. Vitamin E works in the body by helping to neutralize the damage from free radicals which can cause cancer and cardiovascular disease.

Mangosteen

This fruit has a very high concentration of xanthones that is one of the most powerful anti-oxidents in the world. The fruit also boosts the body’s immune systems and helps increase energy levels.

Sugar Apple

This fruit helps regulate the menstrual cycle, and contains a large amount of rosemary oil which can help fight off depression. This fruit also contains cineole which aids the body’s nervous system, helps in blood circulation, and improves concentration. This fruit as well aids in reducing the severity of asthma. 

Goji Berry

Goji berries are called the world’s most nutritional powerful anti-aging food. Goji berries are the highest rated antioxidant and have more vitamin C than oranges, more beta-carotene than carrots, more protein than whole wheat and more iron than steak.

[rynnwolfe]

Reason #5664 For A Good Day

Deep, rich, fresh mulch. The siren’s beckoning of the forest, found in a long-neglected garden. It’s like the raw musk of a bountiful earth and the dark, cool shade in the unknown parts of the woods, where you feel as if you could lay until your bones were gilded with dew. Where things are quiet and hushed, everything but the colors of the wildflowers muted and dull.

[rynnwolfe]

My Monstera deliciosa, looking like a piece of modern art. 👌🌱

[cottagemore]

earthly activities

1. plant herbs. it’s not very difficult and doesn’t take up much space.

2. learn to embroider.

3. walk barefoot on grass.

4. bake bread! there a plenty of recipes online. you don’t even need yeast for some of them.

5. brew sun tea on a sunny day.

6. go for a picnic on an old, soft blanket.

7. make birdseed ornaments for the yard.

8. sunbathe (just be sure to wear sunscreen!!)

9. do some light cleaning or organizing around the house. sweep dust and cobwebs away.

10. scrapbook, or print and keep a little box of photos for memories.

11. write a handwritten letter with your favorite pen.

12. sign up for a local gardening class.

13. raise chickens.

14. build a bird house.

15. press flowers and put them in a journal or frame them.

[passionforpasta]

Danielle Nierenberg, President of Food Tank, shares a sustainability pro-tip in honor of Earth Day. Instead of wasting leftover pasta water by pouring it down the sink, you can save it, let it cool and use it to water your plants. The starchy H2O will give them a beneficial nutrient boost and help them grow. Just be sure to avoid using cooking water that has been salted or seasoned.

[smalltownsustainable]

This also applies to leftover water from boiling spinach, potatoes, and hardboiled eggs, according to Reader’s Digest.

[saturnineaqua]

this definitely is an amazing thing to plants, it gives them a boost like NOTHING that can be bought in stores. ive had an orange plant that didnt bloom for years and then gave them some pasta/potato water twice a week, and now its blooming like crazy , pretty much over night. and plants that were looking kind of drawn are looking BEAUTIFUL!

[the-real-ted-cruz]

shout out to women who don’t wear make up im in love with you all

[fugottron]

[friendshipsuggestion]

Forever will adore those friendships that may wander, but are never lost

[nightsver-deactivated20180415]

hey you look really cute today

april fools you look cute everyday keep it up 

[4kadhd]

No screamers or flashers on this blog for april fools, the only joke allowed here is me

[y-hweh]

I’m telling you, if you struggle with sexuality, Jesus loves you. If you struggle with chronic lying, Jesus loves you. If you struggle with laziness, Jesus loves you. If struggle with gossip, Jesus still loves you. If struggle with bag language, Jesus still loves you. If struggle with anger, Jesus still loves you. If struggle with respect, Jesus still loves you. If struggle with modesty, Jesus still loves you. If struggle with lust, Jesus still loves you. If struggle with addiction, Jesus still loves you. If struggle with pride, Jesus still loves you.

He can get you past it, but He’s going to love you all the way through it.

[rynnwolfe]

My mother’s Philodendron bipinnatifidum - or, as it has recently been reclassified, Thaumatophyllum bipinnatifidum.

“A rose by any other name is still just as sweet” as they say. This specimen is stunning no matter what it’s called.

[rynnwolfe]

Sunny days are good for both plant friends and for people. Finger’s crossed that this is truly the beginning of spring. ☀️

[genntrygenntry]

[tommy1tomlinson]

An B….

[fousheezy]

clearly he originally had “an A” and then decided that was asking too much

[genntrygenntry]

True