Well, you know me,

Oh. My. God. You are nothing but a bird with an attitude. Okay, so you have a few muscles, I'll grant you that. But you know, a bird is nothing but a barely evolved lizard. That's what you are.

[afakepsychic]

[julietohara]

“gus, that thing is brighter than the sun! i think you just gave me glaucoma.” “you can’t give someone glaucoma.”

[midsommars-deactivated20201109]

Joe Kerry on KPCS  

[liliumlief]

stranger things season 3 concept

will byers has a nice day

[ladyculebras]

make me choose meme: Seth Gecko or Richie Gecko for @oh-valencia

I’m the dedicated one.

[dogalyst-deactivated20220226]

idk i really like being called cute but i also really like hearing that you masturbate to the thought of me idk

[cloududart]

[localdisaster]

Anyways since we never gonna see the old crew again it’s safe to assume Eli recovered in the hospital, came out of his coma, and now is living happily ever after with Emma. They still break into model homes to every date night.

[mymodernmet]

[dovne]

[astrocyte-deactivated20171202]

“are you wearing the-”

“the chanel boots? yeah i am”

[finalgirlfriends]

         Top 15 MTV Scream Relationships (as voted by my followers):                09. The Lakewood Five // “You and your friends probably need some time away.”

[riotworkshop]

Thought Jon was holding the kitten wrong but no, it just likes to stick it’s leg out like that

[gavinodooley]

give em the ol razzle dazzle

[basketcasemp3]

[msjessicaday]

“We’re like Andie and Duckie with just a tad of Mary-Kate and Ashley.”

[heda-organa]

[doctom666]

[thatsthat24]

I read that as 25 dollars and still thought it was a steal.

[ravenclaw-draconum]

Ilvermorny Houses

Thunderbird: represents the soul, adventurous, intelligent, temperamental

I think for Thunderbirds, a large part of being “adventurous” is actually about being open-minded.  They are curious and always willing to try new things; they also tend to accept new things without questioning them too much.  They are in touch with their emotions and their soul, and thus have a strong sense of self.  They know who they are but they are always open to change.  They can be seen as temperamental because they express their emotions more openly and aren’t afraid to say what they are thinking.  They can be optimistic to a fault and have trouble processing their emotions when bad things happen.  Overall, thunderbirds are open in many ways, including how they makes friends, show their emotions, and learn new ideas.

Horned Serpent: represents the mind, intelligent

Horned Serpents tend to very analytical and cynical; they love to learn new things, but they take everything with a grain of salt and question why.  They are very logical about things and tend to ignore their illogical emotions; they are the best at ignoring/hiding their emotions.  They are resourceful and are always looking for solutions to problems which occur.  However, they tend to have difficulty realizing that they can’t fix everything, especially when bad things happen.  They tend to be introverted and making friends doesn’t come naturally to them.  They often get caught up in their thoughts and can forget to stop and interact with the world around them.  They are their own person and can be quite stubborn; they don’t like to do things unless they agree to the reasons for doing it, and thus don’t take orders well.

Wampus: represents the body, fiercely loyal, argumentative

Webster said “that a house named after him would never win anything”.  This indicates that he is competitive, he wants to win and be remembered.  People in Wampus are competitive but they want to win fairly.  They are also very loyal to what matters to them, whether that be people or a set of ideals/a moral code.  They are aware of bad things happening and tend to be more cynical about it.  Often, they feel a sense of duty and are amongst the first to take action.  They don’t express their emotions well and tend to bottle them up until they explode.  They are great at team sports and tend to have a close-knit group of friends; it takes a while for them to trust/befriend someone, but they are loyal to the friends they make.

Pukwudgie: represents the heart

I think the characteristics of this house are modeled more after James than William.  I think Pukwudgies feel things deeply and are emotionally affected when things happen to others; James came looking for people he had recently befriended and buried their bodies.  They have a great capacity for empathy and they try their best to help others, thus why this is the house of healers.  They acknowledge that bad things will always happen and that they cannot change that, but they remain optimistic and do their best to help others when catastrophes occur.  This includes healing others, offering emotional support, and working to rebuild what was destroyed.  They are open-minded and connect with other people, whom they can be very loyal to.