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legendaryartisanjellyfish

"you are still you, I promise Arthur. "

orinthered

TIL "leopards-eating-peoples-face-party" was originally tweeted by warframe's lead writer lmfao

blablabla798

holy shit?

orinthered

this is why warframe's story fucking rules

#Warframe #damn

orinthered

i will command them

i will guide them

i will nurture them

(tennotober day 2)

#warframe #natah #the lotus #margulis

housewasp

Ordis always finds a way back to your side, even in 1999.

#warframe #ordis

kulvefaggoth

THAT'S WHAT I'VE BEEN SAYING

kaiserouo

i love this image

#warframe #pffft

warframestuff

Use promo code KOUMEI-FHF8U for a free affinity booster, Galatine, Tempo Royale, and Uru Sugatra!

#warframe #promo code #IT WORKS

kulvefaggoth

The Orokin have got to be THE most pompous and insufferable predecessors i know from any piece of media. Every new lore drop about them is "The Executors enjoyed a daily bath in the blood of children (no older than 3yo) taken from their slave's family and if one of the parents so much as shed a single tear they would be given the death penalty by the Ultra Mega Death Laser and their consciousness would be put on a shitty dog (not even a good dog)".

Their entire empire was a pile of bombs they built simply because they were absolute assholes. They're such fucking idiots that the intelligent garden tools they sent to terraform another solar system so they could colonize it too grew sentience and could clearly see they were fucking assholes so they launched an entire war against them. And then they tried sending a ship there and possibly fucked up the integrity of reality and time beyond repair. And then they made biological weapons to fight the garden tools but they couldn't control them either needing the few children that survived the aforementioned ship voyage to tame them bc BY PURE CHANCE they could do that. And then everybody got tired of their shit and killed them nasty during a system wide rebellion AND STILL one of their biggest assholes, possibly the biggest, managed to survived and managed to start ANOTHER FUCKING MASSIVE WAR and almost ate the entire solar system to fuel a portal to another system for himself only bc that's how special he thought he was.

By proxy or directly basically everything bad that has ever happened in reality has been because the Orokin are so goddamn self righteous they just make irresponsible and vainglorious decisions with catastrophic consequences and believe they will survive them bc they are gods incarnated. They're assholes to a magnitude i can barely put into words.

#warframe #orokin #warframe spoilers #oh my god #YES #WANNA KNOW THE VERY THING THE TENNO CHILDREN HAD TAME THE WARFRAMES THAT THE OROKIN DIDN'T???#BASIC. FUCKING. EMPATHY!!!#it's not just that the orokin were complete idiots #they were also idiots that don't fucking care

ouroborosorder

the funniest shit warframe ever did was tell us about a new villain by having a child whisper that they're afraid of "The Man in the Wall," and everyone assumes it's like. metaphorical. there's a monster in the fabric of reality, it's inside the walls of existence, as it were. and then 5 years later we finally see The Man in the Wall and he is a literal actual man stuck in a fucking wall