It will be a massacre...

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[ryomensukuna-official]

CURSE INFORMATION: "RYOMEN SUKUNA"

This information is highly confidential and should not— under any circumstances, be relayed to the general public. Jujutsu officials recommend a sorcerer be of Grade 2 and up to fully understand the information in this document.

This curse is a Special Grade curse, one of the most infamous in Jujutsu History. Known for his unusual crulety and extreme proficiency in Jujutsu Sorcery.

Sukuna's speech appears as below:

You foolish humans, you know nothing of true sorcery and it's power.

His actions will appear as below:

He leans his face on his palm.

His anonymous sign off appears as below:

⛩️

List of anonymous sign offs (will update): 🍧,🦎,🚬,🌷,🐶

Mod speech will appear as below:

(Hey there. Here are the examples I might use while speaking.)

#Hey there. Here are the examples I might use while speaking. (<- speaking in the tags, most likely)

Currently sealed by the vessel known as "Itadori Yuji", who is under the watchful eyes of Special Grade"Satoru Gojo".

( @yuujiitadoriwashere )

Should any sign of the vessle losing control, or siding with Sukuna he shall be terminated instantly. Under ZERO circumstances should you provoke the vessel in risk of provoking "Ryomen Sukuna".

LAST LOG UPDATE: 8/5/2026

ISSUE 5319 𝄃𝄃𝄂𝄂𝄀𝄁𝄃𝄂𝄂𝄃 4444

[ryomensukuna-official]

Sukunaaaa! 1. You’re a cutie patootie. 2. How do you feel about Satoru Gojo?

1. Cute is not a word I have ever been described as, but thank you.

2. My thoughts on Satoru Gojo? He is a sorcerer that meets the bare minimum. I hope that one day he should prove to be something beyond a cutlet of fish.

[ryomensukuna-official]

*Kicks feet* tell more about your crush/lover oh great goated king

-🐶

I don't remember much, other than our first time together as a couple. It was a cool autumn, we were walking beside a beautiful lake under orange leaves. A distinct smell of the damp outdoors was all around us. She was cold and didn't dress well enough, so I nervously offered my arm so she could lean into me for when the cold winds nipped at her.

I distinctly remember when she leaned into me, my heart was pounding loud enough for her to hear, and she asked if I had caught a cold. I was definitely embarrassed that day.

We did not kiss, but I was brave enough to hold her hand. She was as red as a berry. I found it very cute.

I was a meer teenager I believe, but I don't necessarily remember much else. I hope this story will suffice.

[ryomensukuna-official]

hi dada 😋 question! since you’re the very definition of unc, do you remember your own birthday? do you ever celebrate it?

My birthday is on November 1st. I remember that much, I just don't care to celebrate it these days. I spend every day doing what I wish, so there is no reason to try to frame my birthday as "special." Although, I did spend my birthday eve wreaking havoc in shibuya. It was a good treat for me.

[ryomensukuna-official]

Have you ever felt romantically attracted to anyone?

Also idk if you’re doing anons but may I be 🐶?

I might've been, in the past, but that is so far away that I can hardly remember. I don't think I'd love anyone else ever again.

You may be the dog anon.

[ryomensukuna-official]

Hi Thunkuna

I hope your tooth gap is fixed. You sound like a whistle.

[ryomensukuna-official]

Why you so goddamn ugly vro💔 Man got that Oni special 💔

You people seem to only care about looks. That's why you are so fragile and die to the smallest things, like your own mind.

[ryomensukuna-official]

“Fight me, sukuna.”

@the-god-of-lightning

At a later date.

[ryomensukuna-official]

“It’s amazing to think that you once caused my life so much pain and anguish. Look at us now…”

@strongest-of-tomorrow

You talk to me like I'm still hosted inside you, I find that amusing. I see time isn't kind, even a brat like you is wearing down.

[ryomensukuna-official]

hypothetically do you think you could perform top surgery with your slicing technique thingy. just chop that shit of sukuna style or something

Any surgery I could do other than small muscle tissue or brain surgeries. Removing fat is no issue.

[zenin-for-hire]

Toji, if u play a board game with your son, Naoya, Maki, Sukuna and Gojo, I'll cashapp you 500k. (@24-frames-of-swag-per-second, @burnthezenin @the-shadows-son, @gojo-offical, @ryomensukuna-official)

That’s all? Deal.

Oui! You lot, let’s play Monopoly. Loser pays for supper.

[ryomensukuna-official]

I can't believe you roped me into this. Fine, I'll try this "Monopoly".

He crosses his arms, bored expression.

[ryomensukuna-official]

Greetings. I am a representative from a group of people who, well, we call ourselves the Deltarune Fandom.

We heard you're good at killing people, right?

There's someone bothering us. Named Flowery.

We discussed amongst ourselves and our general opinion is we want that twink OBLITERATED. Technically someone already killed him but it didn't work, and we want him dead TWICE.

So we'll pay you a billion to do the job!

Sincerely,

@idontwantyouasmywifi

(For mod of this blog: This is a joke but feel free to treat it seriously xD)

I have a "reaction image" for this.

[ryomensukuna-official]

Can i suck your titties pretty please with a cherry on top

Give me one good reason why you putting your filthy lips on my body would be a good idea?

[ryomensukuna-official]

Sukuna, have you ever heard of the term "womb envy"? Just asking.

No.

[ryomensukuna-official]

do you see uraume as your child or just a chef? Also are you gonna wish them a happy pride month?

I wish Uraume happy pride month. I see Uraume as both a capable chef, a companion, and my underling. I wouldn't say they are my child but I wouldn't have a relationship with them that was romantic or sexual.

[ryomensukuna-official]

I don’t think kenjaku has a uterus at the moment so he basically got a hysterectomy I think

Vasectomy is also good.

[ryomensukuna-official]

Do you want a hug?

Not today.