I've left it all behind.

RP blog for Toji Fushiguro

[zenin-for-hire]

“It’s Fushiguro now.”

Former Zenin. Full-time assassin. Have a sorcerer problem? I’m your guy.

—Rules—

18+ only please. (Mod is an adult)

No NSFW, flirting is fine!

Please be respectful to mod.

[zenin-for-hire]

Dad, I live when you use southern terms. Warms my heart up. :3

…thanks? I’ll admit I dunno know how to deal with ya. Megs usually flips me off by this point.

[zenin-for-hire]

Accidentally brushes against your shoulder walking past in a trackside stadium restaurant from the cramped space. "Oh, I'm sorry."

-🎵

It happens. No use apologizin’ over it, not the first or last time it will happen.

[zenin-for-hire]

Random question.

How do you feel about grandkids?

@the-shadows-son

Kid. It better be a random question. Ur too young for children. Don’t make me start actin’ like a parent.

[the-shadows-son]

First time for everything.

[zenin-for-hire]

*sigh* Who didcha knock up?

[the-shadows-son]

No one.

I'm trying to get bred.

[zenin-for-hire]

Kid. Wait until ya have steady income. Yer too young.

[zenin-for-hire]

Random question.

How do you feel about grandkids?

@the-shadows-son

Kid. It better be a random question. Ur too young for children. Don’t make me start actin’ like a parent.

[the-shadows-son]

First time for everything.

[zenin-for-hire]

*sigh* Who didcha knock up?

[zenin-for-hire]

"DAD!!!!!!!!! CAN I KEEP HER!!!!!! PLEAAAAAAAAASE!!!!!!"

…Ur kiddin’ right?

I’m not made of money, kid. Can barely afford food for you three. Much less, a pet.

[omgcoffee-and-murder]

"I think she is self sufficient and can take care of herself.....I just wanna keep her..."

[zenin-for-hire]

…just keep it outside. Ain’t fittin’ in the house. Nor am I payin’ the pet deposit.

[24-frames-of-swag-per-second]

heyyy handsome. You single?

I can fix that.

Call me 🫝.

Oh? I just might.

Did you see Megumi-kun?? I’m quite popular with the ladies.

[the-shadows-son]

I'll give @zenin-for-hire 500,000¥ if it turns out to be a guy.

[zenin-for-hire]

What is it you kids say? Bet.

[zenin-for-hire]

Random question.

How do you feel about grandkids?

@the-shadows-son

Kid. It better be a random question. Ur too young for children. Don’t make me start actin’ like a parent.

[zenin-for-hire]

"DAD!!!!!!!!! CAN I KEEP HER!!!!!! PLEAAAAAAAAASE!!!!!!"

…Ur kiddin’ right?

I’m not made of money, kid. Can barely afford food for you three. Much less, a pet.

[zenin-for-hire]

Your newly aquired child, Neo I think they're calling themselves around you. You need to know something about them.

🌟 @the-percussion-system

There’s a lotta things I probably should know, but I don’t. I’m not whatcha call a “good father.” Unless it’s life or death-related, I’m sure the kid’s fine.

[ultimate-percussionist]

Wow, thanks dad. 😑

[zenin-for-hire]

You’re alive, aren’t ya? Thought Gojo was the main parent anyways.

[ultimate-percussionist]

Can't I call both of you dad? It seems weird calling by a different name.

[zenin-for-hire]

Call me what ya like, kid.

[zenin-for-hire]

Your newly aquired child, Neo I think they're calling themselves around you. You need to know something about them.

🌟 @the-percussion-system

There’s a lotta things I probably should know, but I don’t. I’m not whatcha call a “good father.” Unless it’s life or death-related, I’m sure the kid’s fine.

[ultimate-percussionist]

Wow, thanks dad. 😑

[zenin-for-hire]

You’re alive, aren’t ya? Thought Gojo was the main parent anyways.

[zenin-for-hire]

Your newly aquired child, Neo I think they're calling themselves around you. You need to know something about them.

🌟 @the-percussion-system

There’s a lotta things I probably should know, but I don’t. I’m not whatcha call a “good father.” Unless it’s life or death-related, I’m sure the kid’s fine.

[zenin-for-hire]

Can I pay you to play a horror game with me for my next Twitch stream?? :P

Gimme the time and I’ll be there. I charge by the hour, standard fee and all that.

[zenin-for-hire]

"Hey Yo Dad......what if I tell you I'm in love with the king of curses and I'm gonna marry him and he'll be your son in law...."

Tell him to talk to me first. He’d ought ask for my blessin’. King of Curses or not, my ass. No daughter of mine is gettin’ wed otherwise.

[zenin-for-hire]

can you be my catboy?🥹

-🌺

You pay me enough, I’ll be whatever you want doll.

[24-frames-of-swag-per-second]

If you’re sooo set on being stubborn, then what does it take to ‘woo’ you, huh?? Or should I keep up with the pick up lines until one of them sticks

-🥰

They say actions speak louder than words. Care to put it to the test?

I’m an highly sought after, eligible bachelor. Do you know the amount of pick-up lines I’ve heard? Most are vulgar and lack creativity, tsk. I deserve only the best, prove to me you’re her.

[the-shadows-son]

@zenin-for-hire

Come flirt with your boo.

[zenin-for-hire]

Ha, only in his dreams. That Zenin prick don’t pay me enough kid.

[the-shadows-son]

You're right. You definitely deserve better quality than Naoya.

[24-frames-of-swag-per-second]

That’s cute. Toji-kun would be honored to be with me. I could elevate his status overnight. All the money in the world, his.

[infinity-77]

aren't you three related?

[24-frames-of-swag-per-second]

And? Are you not familiar with how clans function? My clan would take issue with me marrying Toji-kun because he is Toji.

If I wished to have one of Ogi’s failures, no one would bat an eye, as long as our sons had proper techniques.

This is all theoretical by the way. I have no interested in marrying Toji-kun or the clan failures. So, do me a favor, and don’t make a huge fuss over it. Okay~?

The fact it has to be said at all, is annoying. Tsk.

[the-shadows-son]

Yes, we are related.

That doesn't stop me from implying that Nao-hime wants my father because of how much he worships my father.

And Toji is the brazenest hussiest brazen hussy to ever brazenly hussy.

[zenin-for-hire]

Damn straight I am.

[zenin-for-hire]

Hey, Dad. Random question for you.

Do you happen to know how many of the Zen'in I'd have to kill to get enough blood to extract enough iron from to make a sword?

The Google says ~300-400. Knowing the clan, I’d say 200. Those Zenin pricks prefer dinning on meat, wouldn’t be surprised if they have a surplus of iron…

This is your question, ain’t it, kid? @the-shadows-son

[the-shadows-son]

Yeah. That's mine. Good to know.

[zenin-for-hire]

Get backup if you go through with it.

Not sayin’ you’re not strong or nuthin’, that clan knows every secret regarding your technique. You’d be at a disadvantage.