˚ * 　𝐏𝐎𝐎𝐋𝐃𝐄𝐀𝐃.

( RYAN REYNOLDS. '⁷⁶ ) ⌜𝘧𝘰𝘳𝘵𝘺 𝘴𝘪𝘹 . 𝘢𝘤𝘵𝘰𝘳 . 𝘴𝘪𝘯𝘨𝘭𝘦 ⌟ "𝐢 𝐣𝐮𝐬𝐭 𝐥𝐢𝐤𝐞 𝐭𝐨 𝐥𝐨𝐨𝐤 𝐛𝐞𝐚𝐮𝐭𝐢𝐟𝐮𝐥 𝐬𝐨𝐦𝐞𝐭𝐢𝐦𝐞𝐬."

[ryrcynlds]

𝐖𝐀𝐍𝐓𝐄𝐃 𝐂𝐎𝐍𝐍𝐄𝐂𝐓𝐈𝐎𝐍𝐒:

below are basic connections for RYAN REYNOLDS. please note that ryan is SINGLE, living in NEW YORK, and is STRAIGHT. if you see a connection you want, please dm me!

—— romantic. ❜

partner.

flirtationship.

one night stand.

one sided romance.

friends with benefits.

rebound.

blind date.

possible match.

forbidden romance.

exes on good terms.

exes on bad terms.

tinder match.

first love.

love / hate.

unrequited crush.

celebrity crush.

previously friendzoned.

summer romance.

enemies with benefits.

childhood crush / lover.

one leads the other on.

publicity partner.

one night stand or fling that was regretted later.

—— platonic connections. ❜

best friends.

close friends.

confidants.

bromance.

role model.

ride or die.

childhood friends.

drunk friends.

online friends.

secret friends.

enemies to friends.

wing(wo)men.

squad.

sibling like friends.

platonic soulmates.

friends over holiday.

unlikely friends.

positive influence.

seem like a married couple.

former lovers to friends.

new friends, aka friends who just met.

—— family connections. ❜

baby mama: BLAKE LIVELY

family friends.

siblings.

cousins.

long lost half sibling.

step siblings.

divorced partners: BLAKE LIVELY

in laws.

—— negative connections. ❜

enemies.

former (best) friends.

fell for the same person & fought over them.

lifelong enemies.

frenemies.

share a secret.

rivals, direct opposition.

negative influence.

mutual jealousy.

competition.

current lover’s ex, former lover’s current partner.

have mutual friends but don’t get along.

—— miscellaneous. ❜

neighbors on good terms.

neighbors on bad terms.

have mutual friends.

an artist’s muse.

ex roommates.

professional relations.

project partners/co-workers.

band members.

fitness buddies.

game together online.

babysitter and parent.

best friend’s family.

friends of a sibling.

[ryrcynlds]

I was just sat here on my couch, bored out of my brains and thought, who can I annoy for my own entertain. Unfortunately for you Sandy, you were my first thought, so here I am. You're welcome. //@sanndrabullock

[aaronjhnscn]

aaron: so there's a chance we could work this out ? don't do this to me. i can't live on false hope. aaron: so smooth. aaron: i'm good, yeah. girls are back to school and i'm back in vacation mode. recently back from st. tropez and ready to do it all over again. how are you ?

[ryrcynlds]

ryan: i'm definitely open to working on this, to get back to how we were. but i can't make any promises ryan: you have to love the start of a new school year, it's bittersweet. you're really taking advantage of not working right now it seems. do you have any other vacation booked? ryan: i'm good, nothing new. Just been spending time with the kids, acing this co-parenting shit.

[tayloralllison]

For shame, Reynolds! I’m never too booked for my small muses. Let them know Aunty Taylor will stop by whenever they like me to. I do have someone special to introduce them to if you and Blake allow it.

[ryrcynlds]

Try telling them that, they've all been none stop crying since we got back from your show and that was weeks ago. The next time you're in LA, you're always more than welcome to stop by, whether they're with me or Blake. As long as they someone special isn't a murderer, flasher or anything of the sorts then I'm okay with it.

[mikeefaist]

not really been my main focus i can't say man. i'm a firm believer in that the right person will come along when it's the right time. never been one to actively search for them. that's not me judging the people who do though. nothing better than love and enjoying life with another person by your side. see man, i doubt anyone would be surprised if you did - and with your charm, no doubt you'd win them over with it too. no worries man, any time, you know that. i wish you all the luck in your adventurous of finding the woman of your dreams.

[ryrcynlds]

That's incredibly sappy of you Mike, but true all the same, eh. I could be Dwayne Johnson and I still think I would get kicked out for hurting so many shins. The funny thing, I'm not actually looking, I was just being an idiot as usual. How have you been though man? How's life been treating the one and only Mike Faist?

[kaiagerberhq]

do i? im going to take that as a compliment. i mean, if you don't have any kind of brow gel and if you have dark brows, then you sort of could use mascara. it isn't the most ideal but in a pinch i think it could work. your daughter is resourceful!

[ryrcynlds]

I think suggesting that you're good at anything should be taken as a compliment. Do I give off the vibe that I would be lying? I don't have the darkest eyebrows, but I can assure you, they probably could have seen them from outer space by the time she was done. With being resourceful she could be anything...except a make up artist at this point.

[pcdropcscal]

Oh please, I'll make sure to slap on a band-aid to that cut. We are friends and that is exactly why I said I wanted to avoid you! Before I say yes to this...are you ever going to be there to watch after the rugrats?

[ryrcynlds]

Please do, you have to fix the damage you have caused. You avoid your friends? How does that even make sense Anne? I thought you were supposed to be the nation's princess. Yes...maybe, it depends how they're behaving on the day.

[comerfms]

ryrcynlds​:

I’ve been practising my scouser accent, you’ll be nothing but shocked and amazing by how amazing it sounds. I think we should catch up in person some time just so I can bully you, I mean amaze you with it. // @comerfms

oh, you will be blending in with the locals in no time. got to warn you my friend, you start slagging me off in my own accent then all gloves are off. you sure you are ready for a battle? 

[ryrcynlds]

Everyone is going to be like 'woah, I thought that guy was Canadian, has he been putting on an accent this whole time? I never knew he was from Liverpool.' Oh I'm so ready for this slagging battle, bring it on old chum.

[pcdropcscal]

I think it's because I've been wanting to avoid you specifically...just kidding. I'd gladly have them over for a playdate, just know we have to switch off on who's having it at their house. We have to be fair about this, Ryan!

[ryrcynlds]

Ouch, Anne. Words cut deep, I thought we were friends. Good idea, how about this week you can have the kids and then next week Blake can have them, eh?

[mikeefaist]

You're asking me.. a man who has been single for years.. how to find a woman? Man you really are desperate. Standing on a more serious note, I think you just go for it. Be upfront, don't play around too much.. Some say they like it when you play hard to get. But truth be told, I think most women are over that whole regime. Show your interest and then it's up to them what they do with it. But playing around won't do you any favors I don't think. Swing back some liquid courage and just throw yourself out there man. Piegon doesn't sound like a bad idea though.. If you could make that work? Then you've nailed it. Also where? Outside.

[ryrcynlds]

You just said you've been single for years, you've had plenty of time to practice, eh? I thought the only way to let a woman know you like her is by being mean? I was about to hit the clubs and kick some shins. I love how serious you took all of that man and that's why I love talking to you. Thank you for the advice, if I find a woman I'll definitely keep all of this in mind.

[ryrcynlds]

You look like someone who knows a thing or two about make up. You can't use mascara as eyebrow stuff can you? Because my eldest daughter decided my face wasn't ugly enough and decided to turn me into bozo the clown. I tried to tell her that the product she was filling my monobrow in with was mascara and she wasn't having any of it. // @kaiagerberhq

[ryrcynlds]

How do we both have kids around the same age and never got together for a playdate? If you ever feel like torturing yourself by adding more demons to your household. I'll happily offer my three for a playdate. //@annchathaway

[ryrcynlds]

I've been practising my scouser accent, you'll be nothing but shocked and amazing by how amazing it sounds. I think we should catch up in person some time just so I can bully you, I mean amaze you with it. // @comerfms

[ryrcynlds]

It's been so long since I was last in the dating scene that I don't even know where to start. Do I just write a woman a note stating 'would you like to go out with me? yes or no' and hope she replies back with yes? Do I ask her out by pigeon? Where do I find women? // @mikeefaist

[ryrcynlds]

I hate to break the news to you Taylor, but you've got three heartbroken girls here. They keep asking to see you and I have to tell them that aunty Taylor is too busy being a popstar. // @tayloralllison

[vtothemonet]

I don't know what's more exciting: my album charting in the top ten on iTunes and Apple Music or the fact my little girl really just babbled bedtime. Meaning she was telling me it was time to go to bed. What am I going to do with my mini-me? @hillsfmsstarter

[ryrcynlds]

I would say it should be anything to do with your daughter. However, we all know the real answer is the top ten. Your daughter will have many firsts. Wait, she asks to go to bed? Is that normal for kids, or are mine just actual night demons?

[aaronjhnscn]

aaron: breaking up with someone over text is so 2006, but i understand. most people can't handle these abs of steel. aaron: hope you think of me every time you see a six pack, thanks.

[ryrcynlds]

ryan: i'm just worried that if i saw you face to face then i might not be able to hold back my feelings and won't go through with it ryan: as soon as i close my eyes, you're all i see, i count those abs like sheep ryan: how are doing though, aside from working out 24 hours of the day?