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mmmmmgoodbye

all sea slugs are dragons at heart

examples:

like, c’mon. come on. look at the grace! the flowing lines! the wings and horns! gorgeous.

cocainejuul

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finally, some good news:

“snail watches drifting” rated “genuine, undoctored” by snopes

stlamb

“too much love” - photo sequence by katja kemnitz

stlamb

#oh to be loved and worn down and turn into something else for it #still yourself but now fundamentally changed #rather be aware of your imperfection through love than remain perfect and unloved

actually slaughtered by this tag response thank you

dozydawn

Pronuptia Bridal, 1984.

dozydawn

i’ve been going through vintage wedding catalogs for too long, but this feels like a painting to me. a painting that’s theme is marriage, perhaps a piece of social criticism...

the way he’s looking at her... and she’s looking squarely at the viewer. the difference in their expression, posture, and demeanors. him easy and relaxed, open, body facing the viewer vs. her serious and intense, closed off, body turned away from the viewer.

ashes-acedia

It's the The Hesitant Bride - Auguste Toulmouche vibes

nb-so-memesforyournb-so-dreams

mcnostril

I have discovered the truth about chainmail bikinis, and it is imperative those wearing such armor do not think about it too hard or they may inadvertently cross the line between Sexy Hero and Homicidal Pervert.

funnytwittertweets

krishahahaha

blackpyrefly

after nearly 2 years of near continuous isolation from the global pandemic i can say that the guy from the shining was a bitch i could do his job and not try to kill my wife and son. i havent tried to kill my wife once and ive spent way longer going insane

hellomrmarionette

Do you have ghosts and demons tho?

blackpyrefly

being online is the same thing as being psychically attacked by ghosts and demons

monsterlogic

New outfit idea

lightningman17

sugoichappy

Yours is the only funny and correct addition to this post

firstfullmoon

Aria Aber, “Waiting for Your Call”

[text ID: The light retreats and is generous again. / No you to speak of, anywhere—neither in vicinity nor distance, / so I look at the blue water, the snowy egret, the lace of its feathers / shaking in the wind, the lake—no, I am lying. / There are no egrets here, no water. Most of the time, / my mind gnaws on such ridiculous fictions. / My phone notes littered with lines like Beauty will not save you. / Or: mouthwash, yogurt, cilantro. / A hummingbird zips past me, its luminescent plumage / disturbing my vision like a tiny dorsal fin. / But what I want does not appear. Instead, I find the redwoods and pines, / figs that have fallen and burst open on the pavement, / announcing that sickly sweet smell, / the sweetness of grief, my prayer for what is gone. / You are so dramatic, I say to the reflection on my phone, / then order the collected novels of Jean Rhys. / She, too, was humiliated by her body, that it wanted / such stupid, simple things: food and cherry wine, to touch someone. / On my daily walk, I steal Meyer lemons from my neighbors’ yard, / a small pomegranate. Instead of eating them, / I observe their casual rot on the kitchen counter, / this theatre of good things turning into something else.]

neon--mess

:) (aggressive)

mediumlargedarkpizza

picsthatmakeyougohmm

hmmm

kingjackalope

Someone in the comments asked what was going on here:

This dude is brewing some booze. This process creates gas and if you’re not careful with a fully sealed bottle they can explode. The gloves provide space for the gases to gather and a visual way to check the fermentation- if the glove isn’t inflating, something went wrong in that bottle.

He’s saluting them because he’s funny as hell.