Cocked and loaded

Praise me~ I'm the king of the cocks~

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MoNoLith - Niji no Hashi 『ニジノハシ』(再録)

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[ryus-penis-blog]

#.... #I need to start doing things like this on stage.

I think if you start doing that, I might pay the crowd a visit unexpectedly. 

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[deconget]

im lonely :( looking for a tumblr gf ♡ any takers?

[gazalicesug]

[elju-chan]

So Cool :D !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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[engage-with-zorp]

I majored in gif making.

[merrymishas-blog]

More like majored in becoming a hot piece of ass

[ambiguousrambles]

[christmhaz-deactivated20151020]

one day you’re gonna see a cute boy and he’s gonna become your boyfriend or husband he won’t just be another cute boy added to the list of guys that ignored you

[kissl4ndxo]

[vknews-blog]

MoNoLith’s new look & new maxi single “Reversible Days" 2 2013/10/02: 01.Reversible Days 02.? 03.気まぐれな神様(kimagure na kamisama) + PV

[kanyayitsaparty-deactivated2013]

When you have your period do you ever just take a shower and stand there in the water and watch all the blood go down the drain and pretend that you just survived a gang battle an it’s like a really dramatic time for you.

[wandering-wraith]

is this what girls fucking think about

[miquerida]

we get our period one a month every month from ages 12-55 THAT’S A LOT OF FUCKING BLOOD WE MIGHT AS WELL TRY TO MAKE IT FUN

[fluent-in-lesbianism]

[phils-mum-and-llama-placentas]

I cannot even fathom how much I laughed at this

[chozohime]

The story of how I dismembered a crane fly

So one of these motherfuckers decided to visit me

I didn’t appreciate it AT ALL. I’M FUCKING TERRIFIED OF THOSE. Anyways, I grabbed my insect zapper, and I got it, bUT THEN IT FLEW AWAY LIKE A MOTHERFUCKIN ROCKET, AND I SCREAMED AND RAN OUT OF MY ROOM which was a pretty stupid decision. When I returned, I couldn’t see it anywhere, soooo I started looking for it. I probably looked like a hedgehog, cause every single hair on my body was standing up since I was so scared. After a long time of anxiety, I found it.

THING WAS, THE ZAPPER WASN’T WORKING. THERE WAS NO ELECTRICITY GOING THROUGH THE METAL, AND THE FUCKING CRANE FLY WIGGLED IN THERE, HITTING ITS LONG LEGS AGAINST IT, AND IT WAS A TERRIBLE SOUND. THAT FUCKING THING STOPPED WORKING RIGHT WHEN I WAS ABOUT TO KILL THE DEMON.

I sat there for what felt like an eternity, trying to think about something to do. I somehow managed to move the crane fly (it was stuck between the wire) to the kitchen. There, I incubated it.

I still had panic at that point, so I didn’t know what to do. Another eternity passed by before I decided to try and get it out of there and into the toilet. I could then flush it away. It would be my victory, bUT NO.

NO MATTER HOW HARD I TRIED, I COULDN’T GET IT OUT OF THERE. I TRIED TO PULL IT OUT WITH PAPER AT FIRST (wearing gloves cause I was so scared it would fly up against my hands), BUT I REALIZED I WAS JUST PULLING OF ITS LEGS. IT MADE ME FEEL SO BAD CAUSE IT TWITCHED AS I DID IT, SO I THEN TRIED TO REMOVE IT WITH A CHOPSTICK, BUT IT DIDN’T WORK EITHER.

I’ve just incubated it for now, and I hope my mom will remove it in the morning. I hope she will believe in my story.

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luigi eats a pancake that is so good, he momentarily loses his grip on his godly powers and floats upward, his soul attracted to heaven. mario looks on, horrified at luigi’s sudden ascension. goodbye luigi

[theshoujolife-blog]

[ryus-penis-blog]

Hi there~