Ryuzaki's Trash Blog

NANOMACHINES, SON

[cometiny]

you can shake him. he enjoys it

[boxingcleverrr]

I mean, we knew, but it's nice to hear so succinctly

[ramavoite]

Highlighting the line that hit me hardest: "The Greatest Generation did their best to psychologically prepare their kids for a world that could fall apart at any second and then they built a world that wouldn't."

[gardenofgrigoryeva]

Im about to turn 46 and he is 100000% spot on.

[soft--dogs]

here are some sketches from earlier this year that i don't think i'll ever finish - sammy as a possum! i couldn't decide which style of eyes i liked better so i just went with both :3c

[thenatsdorf]

Press play, the audio is worth it.

[soft--dogs]

more stocking ych friends! last call for these if anyone wants one!

[soft--dogs]

What Monster flavor is best (Juice Lemonade)

probably best if you don't give that beast any energy drinks

[zetrystan]

Technically true.

[zetrystan]

He got the job.

[zetrystan]

He takes his job seriously.

[marshmallowlamb]

I fuckin’ love this comic. Makes me smile like crazy every time it pops up.

[kaijuno]

[babyfoxcollectionthings]

[kestrel-tree]

Well someone displeased the sky gods didn’t they

[augustdementhe]

My first thought was someone pleased the sky gods, because this is a SHOW. 

[madmaudlingoes]

That’s the problem with gods; their pleasure and their wrath often look the same.

[talesfromgringolandia]

That’s the problem with gods; their pleasure and their wrath often look the same.

why is this fire quote from a tumblr post

[mythopoeticlicense]

Because tumblr is the real world equivalent of infinite monkeys using typewriters eventually producing Shakespeare.

[worldheritagepostorganization]

World Heritage Post

[soft--dogs]

Sammy doing 🥺👉👈 ?

pov you just went grocery shopping but you forgot his favorite chips and he wants you to go back

[injuries-in-dust]

I knew this would be a good one.

Happy holidays.

[injuries-in-dust]

It's the right time of year to get this classic recipe circling again.

[mlarayoukai-archive]

You show a cat something and they're like sniff sniff sniff sniff sniff sniff sniff ooooh I understand now. Don't care

[soft--dogs]

wanted to draw a few things for my gender anniversary yesterday x)

[soft--dogs]

next batch of pride icons! having so much fun with these :3

[gray-v]

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[vampireapologist-archive-deacti]

book: “she has naturally red hair”

screen adaptation:

[vampireapologist-archive-deacti]

book: “she has naturally curly hair”

screen adaptation:

[vampireapologist-archive-deacti]

book: “red hair, freckles”

screen adaptation:

[spite-cadet]

Book: “she was black”

Movie adaptation:

[ruby-white-rabbit]

Book: She was asian

Movie:

[dmny25]

reblogging for the last two

[zehumanparachute]

Book: he asked calmly.

Movie:

[thefingerfuckingfemalefury]

True Fact that wasn’t even scripted and Daniel Radcliffe felt Genuine Terror at this moment

[soft--dogs]

I’ve been wanting to make this drawing into a YCH for a while, and finally decided to do it! It’s been a bit since I’ve done a YCH, so I’m excited to be doing one again ^^ YCH Rules: * Species with paws only for this one, sorry! * Eye shape will stay the same as the example, but I can do winking or closed eyes on request! * Will change ears, hair, nose, and other small adjustments to fit your character. * Piercings and small accessories can be added. * Payments through Paypal only * Quick turnaround on these! Feel free to DM me if you’re interesting in claiming a slot!