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This is a NSFW blog. Minors DNI.

-> pronouns - she / her ☆ lamb / baby

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☆~ Current concern: It's 4am and I'm still awake... Dang 6 hour naps.

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Sometimes I wish I was a sexual person. I see sex, hear about sex, read about sex, and it sounds/looks great and fun. So many kinks to choose from, with sexy people to do them with.

But then I try to do the sex and want to throw up. Don't touch me. Don't look at me. Bodily fluids gross me out. How dare you praise/degrade me, I don't need your validation.

Sex in theory > sex in practice 😔

cannibalchicken

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also

yeahokayillreblogthat

Yeah okay Ill reblog that!

aggressivelybicaptainamerica

Not a scholar at first, but the guy who wrote Jaws hated that people used it to justify hating sharks so much he dedicated the rest of his life to shark research and advocacy.

ruffboi-mags

The woman who popularized gender reveals wishes she hadn't, afaik.

fall1ngfeather

(afaik- the woman who popularized gender reveals did so because she had a long history of miscarriages. The reveal was a celebration of the fact that one of her pregnancies had gotten far enough that there WAS a physical sex to reveal. It was never intended to be like... *gestures at modern gender reveals* all that. That same kid later came out as trans and yes, the family had a second gender reveal for that lol.)

p00pym00py

This whole thread is so beautiful to me that I can explain it

my-random-fandoms

pouncequick

The man who invented the K-Cup coffee pod almost 20 years ago says he regrets doing so and can't understand the popularity of the products t

jackironsides

L. David Mech, who popularised the idea that there were 'alpha' and 'beta' wolves in his 1970 book The Wolf, has spent the rest of his career trying to debunk this. (The original studies were done on captive wolves, and thus didn't simulate an accurate model of wolf pack dynamics.)

The idea that wolf packs are led by a merciless dictator, or alpha wolf, comes from old studies of captive wolves. In the wild, wolf packs a

In the wild, researchers have found that most wolf packs are simply families, led by a breeding pair, and bloody duels for supremacy are rare.

“What would be the value of calling a human father the alpha male?” says L. David Mech, a senior research scientist at the U.S. Geological Survey, who has studied wolf packs in the wild for decades. “He’s just the father of the family. And that’s exactly the way it is with wolves.”

of-mutts-and-men

They gave me weed and it was the slut weed. It was an aphrodisiac I’m going in2 heat.

#so goddamn relatable #am i the sleepy high?#the funny high?#nah its the horny high #flirting with my friends like i need to be bred

I wish this place had a "reader later" button so I can easily go back to the fics I want to read but don't have time for at that moment.

Favoriting them is all well and good, but I forget and they're mixed in with stuff I HAVE read and liked I lose track.

#fanfics #fanfic #fanfiction #hell yeah #add this feature pls

sadhoc

“i’m in kind of a weird mental place right now” i say, as if there are times when i am not in a weird mental place

twinkhole-destroyer

“nobody wants to work anymore” yeah because everyone wants to kill themselves

I often (like right now) wish I had a girlfriend and that she'd sent me naked pics of her all the time and let me do things to her. 😩 I dont wanna be touched but I wanna do the touching. I need a pillow princess

#pillow princess #lgbtq+#sometimes bi #sometimes gay #wlw

bluerose5

Thank you, Black people in fandom spaces. Thank you, Black creators and Black lurkers. Thank you Black artists, Black writers. Thank you, Black bloggers, Black influencers. Shoutout to those Black characters, both canon and original. Thank you, Black people, both queer and cishet.

Your perspectives matter. Your representation matters. You are not bothersome for demanding equal treatment in fandom. It is not your responsibility to make fandom more welcoming and inclusive to you. It is not your sole responsibility to create all of the Black-centered content. You are not "ruining" anyone's fun for demanding better for yourself, and anyone who says otherwise can go fuck themselves. Any fandom worth being a part of should have no room for racism in it.

Black people in fandom, you are wanted. You are needed. You are loved and appreciated. Don't let anyone tell you otherwise.

And since they don't get told it near enough, thank you, Black women especially!!!

Is it just me or do a lot of AO3 stories lately write like AI? 🤔

#ao3

Ngl, I miss the time of Jake Sully x Reader before he had kids. Now it feels like almost everything includes his kids in some way 😮‍💨

leyraaleyraa

my biggest pet peeve is when i see xreader and reader has an entire name and appearance. Like... just say oc.

holy0ak6-deactivated20240421

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via bree newsome bass on twitter:

“The widely circulated timeline created by @Zerflin does a great job in showing how recently slavery & segregation occurred & that they lasted longer than the modern era.

“I'd like to offer this timeline as another way of viewing the same period of history to show the constancy of both Black resistance in US & efforts of the white power structure to maintain racial caste since 1619.”