Spenser's Wacky Inactive Blog

Spenser/S-Guy | 20 Agender Georgia, U.S. No, really, why do I still have a Tumblr?

[s-guy]

Mario’s new final smash is looking really fucking dope

[s-guy]

mfw I boot up Tumblr for the first time in years and it’s basically just Zach and Jeremy fucking around at 2:30AM

[rallyattackmoving-deactivated20]

this is the money face. reblog to get riches, ignore and you will never get money again.

[s-guy]

Jeremy I swear to god

[s-guy]

I suppose I should probably go ahead and say that if you follow me and you want to keep in contact with me, you should probably send me a message and ask for my number or something like that. I don't really pay much attention to Tumblr anymore for a variety of reasons, so I won't really be able to keep in contact with you if we just keep in contact through blogging or replies or stuff like that.

So...yeah!

[chiarobee]

I made more but this is good enough for now. I was asked a while back by tumblr user, curiosity-killed-meulin, to do something I’ve never done befur and after so many attempts at other things this is the best I could come up with.

[duhmaid]

[hi]

do u ever just become a stripper, but like for yourself

[s-guy]

WHO ARE YOU

[rook-the-bard]

[turkish-heaux-blog]

SERIOUSLY CATS ARE NOT HUMANS.

DOMESTIC ANIMALS HAVE VERY SPECIFIC DIETARY NEEDS THAT ARE RELATED TO THEIR WILD ANCESTORS.

YOU CANNOT FEED A CAT CARBS AND STARCH AND ACTUALLY EXPECT IT TO BE HEALTHY.

CATS ARE ESSENTIALLY CARNIVORES.

I HATE WHEN VEGANS IMPOSE THEIR DIETS ON LIVING BEINGS THAT CAN’T MAKE DECISIONS ON WHAT FOOD IS PROVIDED.

LIKE I’M NOT EVEN USING CAPS LOCK AS A JOKE LIKE I USUALLY DO I AM LEGIT PISSED OFF BECAUSE I HAVE SEEN AND HEARD OF STORIES LIKE THIS WAY TOO MUCH.

[rocmegamanx]

WELP

[s-guy]

I will legitimately punch you in the face and kick you while you're on the ground if you ever come to me and tell me you're doing this to your cat. We will not be friends, because you will literally disgust me.

[clamjob-deactivated20140702]

Reasons why im a bad questionably adequate friend:

• i get too attached

• i will complain about all my problems to you

• i will snap at you by accident one day, causing you to hate me

• i need to be reassured periodically that you dont think im annoying

• i am annoying

• im boring no fuck that I'm sugoi as hell

• i dont know how to keep the conversation going fuck that too conversation flows from me like...a waterfall or some shit

• i get emotional after midnight and will probably tell you something that could make you think differently of me

[s-guy]

Current mood: Graham Specter getting repeatedly blown off by Vino

[feiyen]

Warhammer Cosplay

[colonelcrybaby-deactivated20161]

It’s my birthday someone make out with me.

[s-guy]

[survivalhorrorconfessions]

okay!! so I haven’t been receiving many (really only a few) confessions!! so I thought I’d do a giveaway to raise awareness that this blog exists!!

The reason I’m ending the giveaway in only a few days is because the summer sale ends on the 22nd and I want whoever wins to get as many games as they can out of the $25. 

The way it’s gonna work is A) you have to have a steam account (obviously) B) You go through and tell me what games you want (up to $25 worth games!!) and I buy them as gifts for you!!!!!! yeah !!! 

You don’t have to be following this blog. and You don’t have to buy survival horror genre games!! 

One like and one reblog please!! (tumblr doesn’t count more than that anyway.)

but yeah!! have fun!! and sumbit confessions and stuff!! 

[yosbougrerie]

tumblr does for social justice what peta does for animal rights

[freyfromthea]

this is seriously the best analogy ever

[crocodilenecktie-deactivated201]

I never thought I’d be someone making a post like this. But I don’t know where to turn to.

Help, my name is Dana and my boyfriend has gone missing. He never came home last night, and after I called the police they said I had to wait another day. Its ridiculous because I know for a fact he was supposed to come home last night. I’m hoping the Tumblr community can help me.

The pictures above are my boyfriend. His name is Steven Griffin. 

His height is about 6’1-6’3 and he weighs about 120-150lbs.

He has long blonde hair and blue green eyes. He is German and can speak fluent German.

He has four identifying scars as I posted above. They are big and noticeable.

PLEASE, oh PLEASE. Reblog this. Even if you don’t live in my area.

I live in Florida. In St.Lucie County in the Fort Pierce area. PLEASE. Even if you don’t live in my area reblog as many times as you can. I’m in fucking TEARS writing this I have no where else to turn because the police are unhelpful fucking slobs.

I am giving out a reward for anyone who finds him and brings him back to me safely.

I am willing to give you a good chunk of my life savings that is 2,000 dollars.

I will bump it up to ALL of my life savings if he is brought home ALIVE that is 5,000 dollars.

PLEASE, if you have seen him or know any information LEAVE ME AN ASK HERE ON TUMBLR AND I WILL GIVE YOU MY PERSONAL INFORMATION SO WE CAN DISCUSS MORE.

[pussiespricksandpolitics-deacti]

REBLOG EVEN IF YOU DON’T LIVE IN FLORIDA PLEASE. SOMEONE YOU KNOW MIGHT LIVE THERE AND RECOGNIZE HIM.

[s-guy]

*drunk dude hits shark with a stool*

Spenser: "Have a seat!"