S. Moran

[s-moran]

. World's Best

for business and pleasure, just until the boss finds out. Feel free to send an ask or message, if you're interesting enough I might even send along a message to the big man upstairs.

asks: open dms: open

An independent blog run by a Sebastian Moran fictive (bodily 18+)

[s-moran]

In a mood to deep throat a gun and pull the trigger.

Any takers?

[s-moran]

Perhaps I will cut out my own tongue.

[s-moran]

Someone hit me over the head with a brick please.

[s-moran]

will you keep an eye out for godfrey norton? thirty-five, lawyer. i have sherlock and jim on the case (well, sherlock’s working on it and jim’s considering it).

happily, Miss. Can I ask why we're all out looking for this lawyer?

[s-moran]

Censorship sucks. Everyone swear more now.

[s-moran]

Sometimes homicide is justified.

[s-moran]

im bored get asked idiot

YOU are stranded on a desert island and can only bring THREE things. what do you bring?

lame answer?

Airplane, fuel for the airplane, some decent music.

Fun answer?

A knife, flint and steel, and a coil of rope.

[maliciousmoriarty]

im glad you included the fun answer because i was prepared to say an airplane is a cop out answer HAHA

[s-moran]

Its a smart answer it just ignores the point of your question.

What would you bring?

[maliciousmoriarty]

lame answer?

airplane, fuel, and cooler music than you HA

my reeeaalll answer?

my lovely leatherman multitool, one of those shovels with a blade on the end, and a boatload of alcohol in case all is hopeless or i need fire or some shit. multi purpose tools all around !

[s-moran]

copycat.

But I'm sure you'd be happy with your multi-tool and alcohol. Though the shovel seems a bit useless. A regular blade would be more effective.

[maliciousmoriarty]

im going to defend the shovel- the blade ones double as an axe and it could be good if for any reason i need a hole to build a fire pit or hide food from wildlife etc etc etc, plus the leatherman has two blades if i were to have the one i actually own

the copycat comment i wont defend myself from HA 'tis true

[s-moran]

while yes in those specific scenarios a shovel could be useful. A rock or stick would work as well and can be used and discarded. Your shovel would be heavy and awkward to carry around.

An axe is a useful too, perhaps a hatchet would better serve though then something undoubtedly clunky.

[maliciousmoriarty]

i can reblog with the shovel pic when im home because for obvious reasons i dont have it at work HA but i realized im describing the shoveaxe wrong- its about as long as my forearm so its a little easier to lug around - an axe would be single use and uncreative 🧠

and i am perhaps wrong about the shovel BUT i dug this hole i have to stand in it now HAHA

[s-moran]

I look forward to seeing your shovel/axe. I'm sure it's a very interesting looking weapon.

I appreciate the commitment :p.

[s-moran]

im bored get asked idiot

YOU are stranded on a desert island and can only bring THREE things. what do you bring?

lame answer?

Airplane, fuel for the airplane, some decent music.

Fun answer?

A knife, flint and steel, and a coil of rope.

[maliciousmoriarty]

im glad you included the fun answer because i was prepared to say an airplane is a cop out answer HAHA

[s-moran]

Its a smart answer it just ignores the point of your question.

What would you bring?

[maliciousmoriarty]

lame answer?

airplane, fuel, and cooler music than you HA

my reeeaalll answer?

my lovely leatherman multitool, one of those shovels with a blade on the end, and a boatload of alcohol in case all is hopeless or i need fire or some shit. multi purpose tools all around !

[s-moran]

copycat.

But I'm sure you'd be happy with your multi-tool and alcohol. Though the shovel seems a bit useless. A regular blade would be more effective.

[maliciousmoriarty]

im going to defend the shovel- the blade ones double as an axe and it could be good if for any reason i need a hole to build a fire pit or hide food from wildlife etc etc etc, plus the leatherman has two blades if i were to have the one i actually own

the copycat comment i wont defend myself from HA 'tis true

[s-moran]

while yes in those specific scenarios a shovel could be useful. A rock or stick would work as well and can be used and discarded. Your shovel would be heavy and awkward to carry around.

An axe is a useful too, perhaps a hatchet would better serve though then something undoubtedly clunky.

[s-moran]

im bored get asked idiot

YOU are stranded on a desert island and can only bring THREE things. what do you bring?

lame answer?

Airplane, fuel for the airplane, some decent music.

Fun answer?

A knife, flint and steel, and a coil of rope.

[maliciousmoriarty]

im glad you included the fun answer because i was prepared to say an airplane is a cop out answer HAHA

[s-moran]

Its a smart answer it just ignores the point of your question.

What would you bring?

[maliciousmoriarty]

lame answer?

airplane, fuel, and cooler music than you HA

my reeeaalll answer?

my lovely leatherman multitool, one of those shovels with a blade on the end, and a boatload of alcohol in case all is hopeless or i need fire or some shit. multi purpose tools all around !

[s-moran]

copycat.

But I'm sure you'd be happy with your multi-tool and alcohol. Though the shovel seems a bit useless. A regular blade would be more effective.

[s-moran]

im bored get asked idiot

YOU are stranded on a desert island and can only bring THREE things. what do you bring?

lame answer?

Airplane, fuel for the airplane, some decent music.

Fun answer?

A knife, flint and steel, and a coil of rope.

[maliciousmoriarty]

im glad you included the fun answer because i was prepared to say an airplane is a cop out answer HAHA

[s-moran]

Its a smart answer it just ignores the point of your question.

What would you bring?

[s-moran]

im bored get asked idiot

YOU are stranded on a desert island and can only bring THREE things. what do you bring?

lame answer?

Airplane, fuel for the airplane, some decent music.

Fun answer?

A knife, flint and steel, and a coil of rope.

[neon-pilled]

tigerguy liked the tigerpost

[s-moran]

Its almost like it was targeted.

[neon-pilled]

NOT something you want to hear from an assasin

[s-moran]

it's just some friendly advice!!

[neon-pilled]

tigerguy liked the tigerpost

[s-moran]

Its almost like it was targeted.

[the-rubber-band]

Reblog if you're okay with people coming into your dms or ask box with storylines and rp ideas!

[neon-pilled]

horny demons #in my head

[s-moran]

why the leg ripping?

It hurts, the only possible solution to remove the limb to get rid of the pain.

[moriartylives]

‘Bastian learned from the best after all.

[s-moran]

What can I say? The best antidote for pain is a little more of it.