Robert Pattinson Hates His Life

Robert Pattinson hates Twilight, his fans, and a lot of other things. But mostly, he hates his life. This is a blog celebrating that.

[nicostiel]

[pattinsonsupremacy]

no i can’t

[annakarenina]

[rob-pattinson]

You used to joke on what would you do if The Batman flopped… Is it true that you will make art house porn movies in the future?

[rpattzhateshislife]

[emmaduerrewatson]

‘‘I have trouble distinguishing facts from fiction.’’

[rylandsgrace]

I want to study him

[edwardsshinyvolvo]

we've lost :(

[imposterogers]

he really just says things to say things huh <3

[pattinsonsupremacy]

OKAY I LOVE THIS

[tay-swifts]

I just spoke to your friend Jamie Dornan and he was talking about the good old days. You, Andrew Garfield, Eddie Redmayne, you guys were all buddies in L.A., kind of struggling actors. What were your favorite memories of those times? [...]

• ROBERT PATTINSON \ "The Batman" World Premiere in NYC | Access Hollywood (March 01, 2022)

[robsource]

‘The Batman’ Fan Theories | Vanity Fair

[dcmultiverse]

Have you slept?

[b-isforbitch]

I need everyone to see this

[jennenen]

@rpattzhateshislife

[edwardsshinyvolvo]

robert pattinson can pull off playing batman but christian bale could never play edward cullen it is what it is

[rob-pattinson]

“I couldn’t even tell, I genuinely didn’t tell anyone, ‘cause it got leaked actually before I was cast, and I genuinely [still] wasn’t cast, and my entire world texted me being like ‘Are you playing Batman???’ because I hadn’t told anyone that I was even [auditioning]. I had to promote a movie then I went to do another movie and every single interview was like ‘Are you playing Batman?’ ‘Are you playing Batman?’ and I genuinely thought ‘If I say anything I’m going to lose the job’. I didn’t text a single person back. I felt like nauseous the entire time. So I remember when I first got the call, I just sat in the garden and looked at the sun… And I was like, I was literally like… [mouthing in silence to the air] ‘I’m Batman!’”

— Robert Pattinson on the very first thing he did after getting ‘The Batman’ call

[tay-swifts]

• ROBERT PATTINSON | Jimmy Kimmel Live (Feb 17, 2022)