Wake me up when the next star is born

they/them. bi. really into loz rn.

[birf]

NOOOOO

[casperscareschool]

[spiroandthelacktones]

Brushes you with an egg white wash so you'll develop a nice glaze in the oven

[uncleshouty]

hey thanks

[moshimoshibe]

iwon

[saidanica]

[revolmxd]

Marnie sketch

[jivke]

beginner pokémon trainer peach

[bookoflostmemories]

[impaled]

This non lactose free milk got me actin up

[bogleech]

how do I explain to a medical professional that this is the kind of thing I laugh at hard enough to injure my body

[constanzeofficial]

Visit Original Link

Doesn’t sound demonic, which is a nice change of pace from the typical 8x slowed down songs.

[didyoubringyourdog-moved]

[ranty9000]

I’m dying of laughter

[deacytits]

IM LEGITIMATELY CRYING

[hilarioushumorfromouterspace]

[dailybayonetta]

When you end up in the afterlife, [dressing up as a nun and fighting angels] not going to be pretty! 

I can’t help if I like the little outfits. The toys are nice, too.

[omghotmemes]

It really be like this

[whitepeopletwitter]

[biggay-hatemachine]

Apollo on the other hand:

[justbadpuns]

It is December so lets get festive

[ghirahims-left-shoe]

[mazzystargirl]

[bitchassgone-deactivated2021011]

do people on tumblr like. realize that friendships arent therapy

[bitchassgone-deactivated2021011]

this is how yall end up going around calling every ex-friend your abuser. its nice for your friends to be able to drop everything for you when youre having a bad time, but its literally NOT mandatory. your friends should not have to ignore their own problems to fix yours. get some therapy.

[bitchassgone-deactivated2021011]

as a friend, you are allowed to say “i would really love to help you right now, but i cant push back my own issues to help you. im going through my own problems right now, and thats what i need to focus on”. it is NOT selfish. you arent going to be of any help to the people you care about if youre in bad shape and not taking care of yourself. its only going to make you worse for wear.