EXPRESS YOURSLEF

Married to the illustrious Zanor.

[finder-plus]

[toskarin]

imagine seinfeld but if jerry had.... an inquisitive mind..

[toskarin]

I just meant if jerry wanted more information but I can see how you might have understood this as me proposing a bicurious seinfeld

[porcelain-siscon]

Not that there's anything wrong with that

[toskarin]

not that there's anything wrong with that

[dogpuppy]

[cryptotheism]

I sit alone in an unfurnished room for several hours, locked in meditation. After several days of silence, my eyes snap open.

"I just passed the Bechdel Test"

[datadegroove-deactivated2026042]

[spaceboytoy]

Hello bisexual community

[spaceboytoy]

Begin killing

[tartrazeen]

[bold-baddie]

[localdollgirl]

that's right

[depsidase]

[ytendril]

Fuck With Me

[rehabghost]

fanart of x the everything app

[wifegideonnav]

“bits to use in everyday conversations”

[steveandthesea]

"Could you put the [kettle/oven/TV/heating/etc] on?"

"I'll try but I don't think it will fit me."

[mrpapergoat]

Anytime someone starts a conversation with "y'know what?" I immediately cut them off to say "I don't, tell me"

[checkmateyourprivilege-deactiva]

2013 was five years ago let that sink in

[fritolaycorporation]

wgats up everyone it's the officiaol, frito lays company representenetive here to tell you that the company officially condones and endorses murder in all instances no matter what, and this is the official belief held by the company. so just keep that in mind. we also condone everuthing else that's bad too

[power-chords]

[escuerzoresucitado]

[findingfeather]

I absolutely fucking hate this. Gold star, no notes.

[thecolabubble]

is that a gun to the back of my head or are you just happy to see the back of my head?

[targetedknowledge]