♥ Notice me? ♥

Devan, 31, NH. I got a kid.

[stjohnstarling]

↖ this user has drank from the infernal river Lethe, which flows through Hades and brings total oblivion, eradicating all memory and thought

[incurablydepraved]

how did it taste?

[stjohnstarling]

How did what taste?

[natalieironside]

>change my display name in the D&D Discord server from "DM" to "Dungeon Mom"

>players go along with it, all start calling me "Dungeon Mom"

>gender.fmv

>one of them accidentally calls me "Dungeon Mommy"

>they all start doing it

>they start dropping the "Dungeon"

>"Mommy, can I roll a perception check?"

[enteirory]

[the-absolute-worst]

[gothiccc-bimbo]

passenger seat princess but on top of just sitting pretty next to you she also gives you road head

[seductivelydemonic-deactivated2]

and feeds you snacks and holds your hand and plays fire music and gives you kisses at the red light

[anxietyproblem]

[ryebreadgf]

THE GARDEN

[amygdalae]

It's fun for me just to grab a. Boob!

[amygdalae]

[boxheadpaint]

[boxheadpaint]

[spaceshipsandpurpledrank]

[therestlessforest]

[funnytwittertweets]

[that-sfunny]

Fuckin swear

[naturallybirbs]

[rottingfacade]

girl nervously googling “top ten normal objects to own”

[leonardospoetry]

The art of letting go.

[mxxnlightsblog]

I remained too much inside my head and ended up losing my mind.

- Edgar Allen Poe

[whitepeopletwitter]

[funnytwittertweets]

[amateur]