This is universal. This comedy transcends time and language.
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This is universal. This comedy transcends time and language.
Hes right
Was anyone gonna tell me Vincent Martella, voice of Phineas Flynn on the Disney Channel original show Phineas and Ferb is on some absolute king shit on his twitter or did i just have to see this amazing series of tweets myself?
There’s more just go fucking look yourself
BOY’S ON SOME REAL KING SHIT LEMME TELL YA
I have to add this gem
(wakes up at reasonable hour) (stays in bed for two more hours)
(goes to bed at a reasonable hour)(stays awake for two more hours)
ah, the duality
She was poetry, but he couldn’t read.”
His name was jarred hes nineteen
This is what Rasputin would've wanted.
I feel like I'm being seduced like one of those fancy rainforest birds
is it working
Yes
are you nasty
PUT THIS ONE UP ON THE FRIDGE, MOM
i think it’s worth noting that this was like. the one and only time i’m aware of where this man interacted with the fandom in any capacity. the one thing that made him feel the need to speak up. expressing ambiguous approval of symbiote sunglasses and/or eddie in “are you nasty” booty shorts was important enough for him to go public with his feelings and nothing else came close
I feel like not everyone reblogging this realizes that this is the dude who wrote the one and only Venom run where Eddie and the Venom symbiote have a lasting canonical romantic relationship and canonical spawn/child they co-parent as a family
Me to my students: I’m your teacher, Mr. [NAME]! Anyway here’s your assignment for today-
Students: cool. /they all call me he/him or at least catch themselves if they mess up/
Me to my coworkers: I’m a man.
Coworkers: but you are such a lovely woman! She must just be going through some kind of late phase. Do we need to inform our superiors of her issue? How will we tell the kinds about her? Is she going to endanger the students? WHAT IF SHE WANTS TO USE THE MENS ROOM?!
adults: but how will we teach our children about The Transgenders(tm)??? it will only confuse their poor wee minds!!!
actual children: *literally don’t fucking care and adjust to the idea easily*
They really don’t care!! The only student who talks to me about it is a trans student! The others are seriously like “that’s nice man listen we got our own things to figure out so we’re just gonna move on from that. Please explain to me MLA format”
YES fucking explain mla format my GOD
sensible business policy
asking my friend about penis curses hoping hell block me on facebook
How it feels talking to my center-right friends and family members.
If the price of goods go up with wages, isn’t that just a one step forward, one step back scenario?
Nope! A 10% increase in the minimum wage only translates to a 0.36% increase in prices if it translates to an increase in prices at all.
https://www.epi.org/publication/minimum-wage-testimony-feb-2019/
On February 7, 2019, EPI economist Ben Zipperer testified before the U.S. House of Representatives Committee on Education and Labor in suppo
https://www.upjohn.org/research-highlights/does-increasing-minimum-wage-lead-higher-prices
This working paper shows by using monthly price series that the pass-through effect is entirely concentrated on the month that the minimum w
This is me all day everyday
i got this photo with gus from breaking bad and the conversation went like this
me: “hey can you pretend this banana I found outside is a gun?” him: “it is a gun” me: “shit you’re a good actor”
she got them to stay still for like 3 seconds