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sabanasblancasuniverse-deactiva

theevenprime

This is universal. This comedy transcends time and language.

pyros-random-thoughts

Hes right

unbotheredmuse

monsterbi

kaijudyke

bestiasilvanus

Was anyone gonna tell me Vincent Martella, voice of Phineas Flynn on the Disney Channel original show Phineas and Ferb is on some absolute king shit on his twitter or did i just have to see this amazing series of tweets myself?

There’s more just go fucking look yourself

baphonnicula

BOY’S ON SOME REAL KING SHIT LEMME TELL YA

machinaux

I have to add this gem

ememely

(wakes up at reasonable hour) (stays in bed for two more hours)

drunkenssoldier

(goes to bed at a reasonable hour)(stays awake for two more hours)

whatamitoyou

ah, the duality

supremesaudi

She was poetry, but he couldn’t read.”

i-hold-the-snitch

His name was jarred hes nineteen

sailorbrazil

tikkety-tok

This is what Rasputin would've wanted.

teaboot

I feel like I'm being seduced like one of those fancy rainforest birds

is it working

Yes

are you nasty

PUT THIS ONE UP ON THE FRIDGE, MOM

land-of-brains-and-chocolate

i think it’s worth noting that this was like. the one and only time i’m aware of where this man interacted with the fandom in any capacity. the one thing that made him feel the need to speak up. expressing ambiguous approval of symbiote sunglasses and/or eddie in “are you nasty” booty shorts was important enough for him to go public with his feelings and nothing else came close

bakasara

I feel like not everyone reblogging this realizes that this is the dude who wrote the one and only Venom run where Eddie and the Venom symbiote have a lasting canonical romantic relationship and canonical spawn/child they co-parent as a family

my-nameis-jasper-deactivated202

Me to my students: I’m your teacher, Mr. [NAME]! Anyway here’s your assignment for today-

Students: cool. /they all call me he/him or at least catch themselves if they mess up/

Me to my coworkers: I’m a man.

Coworkers: but you are such a lovely woman! She must just be going through some kind of late phase. Do we need to inform our superiors of her issue? How will we tell the kinds about her? Is she going to endanger the students? WHAT IF SHE WANTS TO USE THE MENS ROOM?!

baixueagain

adults: but how will we teach our children about The Transgenders(tm)??? it will only confuse their poor wee minds!!!

actual children: *literally don’t fucking care and adjust to the idea easily*

my-nameis-jasper-deactivated202

They really don’t care!! The only student who talks to me about it is a trans student! The others are seriously like “that’s nice man listen we got our own things to figure out so we’re just gonna move on from that. Please explain to me MLA format”