[s3znl-gr3znl]

fuuuuuuuuuuckk dude i am the forest and i am the tree that fell when no one was around and im the one who finds the fallen tree and i am the mycilic complex devouring all that it might be transformed into fertile soil duuuude

[getsikndie]

makeup inspired by the shorty skullector doll

[farmgf]

what the FUCK is going on right now. what is going on

[farmgf]

this post is so funny because it has over 10k notes and no context but all you have to do is look at the time stamp to know exactly what the context is

[telepathylove]

in the chillest possible way,

[emocat4eva]

[prohaloplayer-deactivated202601]

we named it the computer mouse because it fit so comfortably in our hands and it reminded us of ancient times where our ancestors put their palms over the backs of cave mice and shuffled them across the ground to move the cursor on their cave wall mounted gaming monitors

[scramratz]

its not lost on me that every racist, sexist, bigotted chud also happens to be a loser in every other aspect of their lives

[tondog]

[charlesoberonn-deactivated20150]

You can reverse the flow of Mako if you concentrate

[s3znl-gr3znl]

No concentration needed! look at the top left of the screen and just move your eyes along the arc of motion to the right in time with each frame and it will happen instantly. You can reverse this too.

idk what its called when it happens tho.

[eviltransgendertips]

Evil transgender tip #9 read up on intersex people. A lot of trans and intersex struggles overlap and solidarity is important.

[bunnygirljesus]

Black ppl deserve to feel safe and welcomed on the internet, on fandoms on whatever community or hobbies they want without having to deal with antiblack racist attacks, microaggressions or enablers of antiblackness . And if u genuinely consider urself to be left leaning or an ally or woke you should do and try to unlearn the colorism, texturism , eurocentrism and antiblackness

[thedemonandpriest]

extremely divorced gamer girl: "so there's this thing called prestiging..."

[hateusandseeifwemind]

Oh no, the people who will never take us seriously won't take us seriously if we do that

[kittyb1tz]

i think most funny numbers can be delineated like this

[sluttynurse]

[ashlgcostumes]

I pull up my slide show. The first slide says “I do not want to financially support the Church of the Latter Day Saints in any way”. There are murmurs of agreement and approval from the room

Next slide. “Brandon Sanderson is a member of the LDS”. The muttering has changed tone

“It’s not a very big amount of money though.” Someone in the audience pipes up. “His cut is only a small fraction of the cost of the book, and then-“ my next slide shows an income breakdown, it is titled ‘a small fraction of $10,000,000 is still a big number’

I’m sweating. The following slides explain tithing rules. The vibe of the room has shifted. I start to doubt I’m getting out of here alive

[championofdogs]

Hi pervert! I've ô’btained an item...

[sforzzz]

im gonna make it big someday just you watch

[sforzzz]

*goes back to jerkin it*

[sforzzz]

waaaaaaiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiitt