The Rot™️

[kidneybones]

Calling them the Suicide Squ

[perpetuallylydia]

Rest in peace Gandalf, you would’ve loved grindr

Shout out Tyler for the funniest shit I’ve ever heard

[perpetuallylydia]

*roommate showing a homestuck post to my brother*

Bro: “That’s Dan Schneider or whatever right?”

The photo was of Dirk Strider

[the-gaping-wound-of-christ]

【腐】AB！magnet※修正

[s4ltypoprocks]

The gaping wound of Christ.

[s4ltypoprocks]

COVID hit and Rick got crucified.

[the-muppet-joker]

Homestuck day.

[the-muppet-joker]

AGAB? Pro Nouns? I was cursed by a witch to have both switching every day so that they never match! I wake up one day, afab and dysphoric, and begin transitioning to male as fast as I can. Then the next day, the witch has turned me amab and even more dysphoric, so I have to make a quick u-turn and frantically transition in the opposite direction. I put testosterone and estrogen into the chambers of a revolver and play Russian Roulette! I am Wile E Coyote, slamming headfirst into a painted wall of he/him pronoun before turning around and running off the she/her cliff! I am pushing the boulder of gender non-comfonrmity up a hill, never to reach the top and never to be satisfied! Damn you, witch that makes you Transgender Sisyphus. Damn you!

[the-muppet-joker]

I only have sexual chemistry with women who hate me or men who are muppets. Maybe I should expand my horizens. Maybe I should become a contestant of the hit dating show Love Is Blind

[the-muppet-joker]

Your beauty never ever scared me

Mary on a, Mary on a cross

[the-muppet-joker]

What are your pronouns my liege

I work at the Dangerous Chemicals Factory

[tenderstems]

various sacred hearts (damien hirst; tim tate; antique ex-voto; 19th c. french religious card; 19th c. french reliquary; repousee antique; carved wood frame c. 1890-1920; unknown painting)

[the-muppet-joker]

Nothing like a cool glass of Muppet Pussy to keep a man honest

[the-muppet-joker]

it feels like my chest is caving in. I mcrying quietly next to my wife, fuck it hurts, it really hurts. I try so had to be a good father, a good husband, but I cant choke out ,the rea l me. Im Da Jokah Bay Bee

[the-muppet-joker]

Stop asking me in my inbox how I feel about the "hard launch." I do not care! Sure, I'm a phannie, but I also hate love. I have always head cannoned Phil and Dan as merely coworkers

[funsizedshark]

GALLONS OF THE STUFF! 💉 HAVE YOU DONATED LATELY?

[segamascott]

idgaf if i get fired charlie kirk deserved to get shot my full name is noah schnapp from stranger things

[aphid-kirby]

This is so funny it's tearing me apart