Asana Sinensis, 4th Bloom

[sproutydoesntknow]

Hello darlings~! I'm Asana Sinensis, Fourth Bloom! (She/xe/it) I'm an Affini from the planet Ramia, and the owner of @littlemissferalist (she doesn't know I see everything she posts UUuwuUU )

Jen is my second floret; my first is Cherry, a darling little Khetari who doesn't really have an overnet presence. Taming Jen was such a little adventure at the beginning, but now she's just the most adorably mischievous sprout I could imagine!

As for me, I work at the BXWC (Beaurau of Xenosophont Wellness and Care) and initially took on Jen as a personal project. However, she was just so darling I simply *had* to make her my forever floret. That little Anarkitty is such a treasure!

I'm in the Terran Psychology division of BXWC, basically an expert in the techniques of domesticating difficult sophonts who need a bit of extra care or maybe just an extra-safe owner :::3 🩷

[sproutydoesntknow]

This pride month, get your trans girl friends the gift they all need: domestication

[wintry-the-freaky]

Now what do I do when I run out of trans girl friends to domesticate

[sproutydoesntknow]

Make more :::3

[sproutydoesntknow]

This pride month, get your trans girl friends the gift they all need: domestication

[anotherchariotpulledbycats]

Suspiciously Floret-Shaped Indie: Haha no I didn't start tearing up at the idea of someone hugging me and telling me that everything is going to be okay. I just got, uh. Dandruff. In my eye.

[littlemissferalist]

Was it that obvious before I accepted being mommy's floret?

[sproutydoesntknow]

Yes you were, sweetie~~~

[ursine-corner-floral]

I like Jen, but do I like her in an "I want to date you" way, or in an "I want to be your big sister" way? Would the latter mean I get domesticated by Asana? Would the former mean I'd have an Affini-in-law? Are the two options mutually exclusive?

[sproutydoesntknow]

Jen sees Cherry as both her sister and her girlfriend, so you have no need to worry there.

And if you want to be my floret you know where to find me, petal~~

[littlemissferalist]

Someone put Class-Y in my drink last night and Denise spent the second half of our date last night being more of a babysitter! >.<

I think I still have some feralist tendencies I need to drop because my first thought was that mommy was the one behind it!

[sproutydoesntknow]

:::3

[littlemissferalist]

I think I just blew things with Denise! I got home later than I meant to, so mommy decided to give me so much Class-Y, then asked Denise if she could help put me to bed (WHICH SHE DID)! I'm gonna bite mommy so much about it!

[sproutydoesntknow]

Jen, darling, if it was any issue Denise would have declined to stay and help. I think she enjoyed it, actually :::3

[littlemissferalist]

The downside of settling into a more comforting routine with Mommy and Cherry is that I don't have much to post about anymore

[isuggestferalism]

I am beginning to suspect that I did not actually follow a feralist.

[littlemissferalist]

I'd show you mommy's report if I knew where it was, but she decided I was a good choice to try "therapeutic feralism" to get me warmed up to being her floret. I haven't been a feralist in 4 years, I just didn't realize it until a few months ago

[isuggestferalism]

I see. Well then... I suppose it's too late to make a suggestion.

[sproutydoesntknow]

However, I have a suggestion for you~~

[pavizi]

have you read human domestication guide because WOW . i did! yesterday!! and i haven't stopped thinking about it!!

[sproutydoesntknow]

Jen is noticeably bigger than when I first took her in. I took that as an early sign that she was beginning to trust me.

And according the official BXWC guide to catlike florets: a fat kitty is a happy kitty :::3

[sproutydoesntknow]

Never underestimate the power of putting your khetari floret in a box

[a-blessing-of-ravens]

Works on catgirls too

[sproutydoesntknow]

I'm well aware. Jen is quite fond of joining her big sister in boxes~

[sproutydoesntknow]

Never underestimate the power of putting your khetari floret in a box

[ursine-corner-floral]

I just got a massive order for the BXWC psychology department. Like, so big that I need to make an early trip to the xenobotany department after we close today

[sproutydoesntknow]

The decor was getting stale and Jen told me you do good work. Figured I'd give you a shot given how happy she was after last night~

[ursine-corner-floral]

The flower shop is going to be closed today. I don't remember exactly what happened last night but I woke up this morning in an adult Terran sized crib with one of the Florets I see frequently (I think her name is Jen) and wearing some pajamas I didn't have yesterday (among other things). So I'll be taking today to figure out what I did last night

[sproutydoesntknow]

Oh, the pajamas were a gift from me, petal. The clothes you were wearing didn't seem very comfortable to sleep in so I compiled something better for you :::3

[candy-kittyfloret]

I wonder how many scritches the affini may give me at once with all those vines awawawaawa >~<

i need to be such a good kitty ^w^

[sproutydoesntknow]

I have 4 vines available right now. The others are scratching my two kitties right now~~~

[littlemissferalist]

Cherry wants to do an AMA, so if you have any questions for her please ask. The ask box should be open

[technologyra]

DO NOT CALL MISTRESS PLOMMY AFTER 3 AM OR ELSE SHE WILL GIVE YOU THE FOREVER LITTLE SHOT

[sproutydoesntknow]

This is how I get Jen to go to bed on time :::3

[rubys2sday]

The affini would enjoy the concept of Christmas but 500 years of our culture shifting and their own eccentricities would give them a very skewed understanding of it. Santa? Elves? The tree is obviously the most important part. *clasps vines together* let's decorate mama

[littlemissferalist]

I should've done that! Mommy would love it!

[sproutydoesntknow]

There's still time tonight if you're up for it, Jen :::3