“Anhalten”
Someone: Omg German is such a logical langu-
Me: Have you met my friend ‘anhalten’?
Episode #2: dereinst means both ‘at some point in the past’ and ‘at some point in the future’.
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“Anhalten”
Someone: Omg German is such a logical langu-
Me: Have you met my friend ‘anhalten’?
Episode #2: dereinst means both ‘at some point in the past’ and ‘at some point in the future’.
Before all adult content is banned from tumblr, have some German porn.
You heard of x-mas now get ready for
Y-Nachten
theAwkwardYeti.com
#7cheatdaychallenge
Cable: Who are you?
Deadpool: I’m Batman.
english: coconut oil
french: :)
english: oh boy
french: oil of the nut of the coco
IM CRYINGNFN
english: ninety-nine
french: :)
english: oh no
french: four-twenty-ten-nine
english: potato
french: :)
english: oh geez
french: apple of the earth
french: papillon
english: :)
french: don’t
english: beurremouche
French: pamplemousse English: :) French: pls no English: raisinfruit
english: squirrel
german: :)
english: oh dear
german: oak croissant
english: helicopter german: :) english: uh oh german: lifting screwdriver
english: toes
spanish: :)
english: no don’t
spanish : fingers of the feet
english: ladybug
russian: :)
english: oh no
russian: god’s cow
english: shark
maltese: :)
english: pls no
maltese: sea dog
English: leopard
Dutch: :)
English: stop
Dutch: lazy horse
English: glove
German: :)
English: what now
German: hand shoe
English: fridge Dutch: :) English: oh no Dutch: cooling closet
English: wombat
Chinese: :)
English: don’t
Chinese: pocket bear
English: egg beater German: :) English: *sigh* German: bike snow bat
English: moth
French: :)
English: stop
French: butterfly … of the night!
English: slug German: :) English: pls why German: naked snail
English: pencil case
German: :)
English: ah crap
German: feather folder
English: ring
Spanish: :3c
English: no
Spanish: tiny anus
English: oxygen
German: :)
English: not again
German: angry material
English: Sorry
German: ^^
English: Wait
German: Guilt removal
It’s this time of the year again where the year comes to an end. Since my blog is almost dead for several months now I feel like saying hi ^^
Lots of things happened this year. Some are crazy and still feel pretty unreal, others are complicated and some are gorgeous.
The biggest change and the main reason this blog is slowly dying is that I have a little human to care for now. It’s crazy, I still can’t believe this from time to time but also I’d never thought I’d love this so much ❤💕
If there’s time I’ll be back and shit posting as much as I can. But for now I wish y'all a happy new year full of great experiences, adventures and maybe even big changes.
A wise woman who may read this taught me that it’s never too late to change the things in life that keep you from being happy. It’s hard but definetely worth it.
I also wish this tough woman all the best for her 2018 resolutions ❤
Give me a heartwarming Christmas movie about Satan traveling around the world every Christmas to deliver presents to all the young kids and kids with learning disorders and disabilities who misspell “Santa” on their Christmas letters every year
And Santa’s all like, “You know, I can handle a few spelling mistakes, I got this,” and Lucifer is like “They’re addressed to me, fuck off, I’m doing it.”
Lucifer being protective of his fanmail is ceaselessly entertaining.
me talking to my pet, in the same gentle and soft tone you would use talking to an infant: hey assmaster what the fuck is in your mouth
when cats r really excited to see you and they come trotting as fast as their lil leggys can carry them and go ‘prrrt!’ the whole time reblog if you agree?
me: *sleepy all day*
Mass delusions are as old as I am. I was there when the Martians invaded in 1938. What a panic. P o w e r f u l panic. Now there are starmen waiting in the sky. They b e l i e v e d it was true, and it was.
Oh wow, it's been a while again. Let me spam your dashboards with some pics from the Wave-Gotik-Treffen to make up for that ;D I even took some weird selfies. Still feels like ugh, but people need to knooow. Yay for filters xD