All Hail the Glow Cloud

Mania - 27 - Berlin Please don't psychoanalyze me. You won't like me when I'm psychoanalyzed. Farewell,

[deutsian]

“Anhalten”

Someone: Omg German is such a logical langu-

Me: Have you met my friend ‘anhalten’?

[deutsian]

Episode #2: dereinst means both ‘at some point in the past’ and ‘at some point in the future’.

[allthingsgerman]

Before all adult content is banned from tumblr, have some German porn.

[inoffizielles-deutschland]

You heard of x-mas now get ready for

Y-Nachten

[larstheyeti]

theAwkwardYeti.com

[larstheyeti]

#7cheatdaychallenge

[the-timeless-children]

Cable: Who are you?

Deadpool: I’m Batman.

[hiddleloki]

[oldblogarchived]

english: coconut oil

french: :)

english: oh boy

french: oil of the nut of the coco

[disc80s]

IM CRYINGNFN

[my-name-is-long]

english: ninety-nine

french: :)

english: oh no

french: four-twenty-ten-nine

[spirited-simmer-deactivated2016]

english: potato

french: :)

english: oh geez

french: apple of the earth

[catchingjinns]

french: papillon

english: :)

french: don’t

english: beurremouche

[watercolorsheep]

French: pamplemousse English: :) French: pls no English: raisinfruit

[you-had-me-at-e-flat-major]

english: squirrel

german: :)

english: oh dear

german: oak croissant

[languageoclock]

english: helicopter german: :) english: uh oh german: lifting screwdriver

[commie-saskia-deactivated202211]

english: toes

spanish: :)

english: no don’t

spanish : fingers of the feet

[sorry-stacy]

english: ladybug

russian: :)

english: oh no

russian: god’s cow

[malteseboy]

english: shark

maltese: :)

english: pls no

maltese: sea dog

[useless-netherlandsfacts]

English: leopard

Dutch: :)

English: stop 

Dutch: lazy horse

[kineticpenguin]

English: glove

German: :)

English: what now

German: hand shoe

[marinaqua]

English: fridge Dutch: :) English: oh no Dutch: cooling closet

[greenzaku]

English: wombat

Chinese: :)

English: don’t

Chinese: pocket bear

[languageoclock]

English: egg beater German: :) English: *sigh* German: bike snow bat

[polysprachig]

English: moth

French: :)

English: stop

French: butterfly … of the night!

[languageoclock]

English: slug German: :) English: pls why German: naked snail

[ottos-pseudopods]

English: pencil case

German: :)

English: ah crap

German: feather folder

[jackass-scientific]

English: ring

Spanish: :3c

English: no

Spanish: tiny anus

[you-had-me-at-e-flat-major]

English: oxygen

German: :)

English: not again

German: angry material

[official-german-translationen]

English: Sorry

German: ^^

English: Wait

German: Guilt removal

[official-bremen]

[s4rk4str4]

It’s this time of the year again where the year comes to an end. Since my blog is almost dead for several months now I feel like saying hi ^^

Lots of things happened this year. Some are crazy and still feel pretty unreal, others are complicated and some are gorgeous.

The biggest change and the main reason this blog is slowly dying is that I have a little human to care for now. It’s crazy, I still can’t believe this from time to time but also I’d never thought I’d love this so much ❤💕

If there’s time I’ll be back and shit posting as much as I can. But for now I wish y'all a happy new year full of great experiences, adventures and maybe even big changes.

A wise woman who may read this taught me that it’s never too late to change the things in life that keep you from being happy. It’s hard but definetely worth it.

I also wish this tough woman all the best for her 2018 resolutions ❤

[angelrecipe-deactivated20180602]

Give me a heartwarming Christmas movie about Satan traveling around the world every Christmas to deliver presents to all the young kids and kids with learning disorders and disabilities who misspell “Santa” on their Christmas letters every year

[eccentricmisseclectic]

And Santa’s all like, “You know, I can handle a few spelling mistakes, I got this,” and Lucifer is like “They’re addressed to me, fuck off, I’m doing it.”

[incurablenecromantic]

Lucifer being protective of his fanmail is ceaselessly entertaining.

[ourodsol]

[nonbinarbee-blog]

fav

[s4rk4str4]

me talking to my pet, in the same gentle and soft tone you would use talking to an infant: hey assmaster what the fuck is in your mouth

[beecommunist-deactivated2019052]

when cats r really excited to see you and they come trotting as fast as their lil leggys can carry them and go ‘prrrt!’ the whole time reblog if you agree?

[s4rk4str4]

me: *sleepy all day*

[kiwimidnight]

Mass delusions are as old as I am. I was there when the Martians invaded in 1938. What a panic. P o w e r f u l  panic. Now there are starmen waiting in the sky.                                                                    They  b e l i e v e d  it was true, and it was.

[s4rk4str4]

Oh wow, it's been a while again. Let me spam your dashboards with some pics from the Wave-Gotik-Treffen to make up for that ;D I even took some weird selfies. Still feels like ugh, but people need to knooow. Yay for filters xD