hey there stranger

Stressed gay full of anxiety

[yeehawlw]

me: [considers coming out to someone]

them: [says something homophobic]

me:

[ruinedchildhood]

[ruinedchildhood]

[angelicgif]

breaking dawn book!bella is SO FUCKING FUNNY she just wants to Fuck !!!!! like she gets married so they can fuck! she literally begs edward (who cries for a week after they have sex for the first time its literally Canon) will let them have sex again!!! shes legit abt to die bc shes CARRYING A HUMAN VAMPIRE HYBRID and is still thinkin abt boning !!!!!!!!!!! then the second shes a vampire and she sees edward shes like ‘so….. we fuckin now right?’ and everyones like ‘bella ????????????????????? go drink some blood u dumb bitch?’ like Yes technically she has like really good self control for a newborn but thats just bc her special vampire power is being really fuckin horny for edward ://///// 

[watcherscrown]

That’s just the Mormon courtship experience

[demetris-left-shoe]

this is the funniest addition to this post

[burnitalldownism]

People who are old enough to remember ad free YouTube, FB, Twitter and Instagram believing that capitalism drives innovation are fucking hilarious.

Like, all of those platforms were still profitable...massively profitable before they had targeted ads on your feed and unskippable ads before videos. They didn’t need to bring them in. They weren’t going to go under, their CEOs weren’t living in the backseats of their cars, they were living in mansions already. They just wanted more money.

Greed was the only reason. Capitalism is the reason they made their platforms and the user experience worse. That’s it.

[phantoms-lair]

It the same with the companies saying video games need microtransactions to stay profitable. Because I remember they being plenty profitable for a couple of decades before microtransactions were a thing.

[3dbabyfromallymcbeal]

[korokz-deactivated20190924]

bimbo? ain’t that the dude from lord of the rings

[cunked]

[egberts]

person running in an anime opening: *dramatically stumbles a little but doesn’t fall*

[rainbowcookiz]

[egberts]

i hate that you added this because this is EXACTLY what i watched before making this post

[rvsepetsls]

me five minutes after a mental breakdown over literally nothing: yeah i’d say i’m a pretty rational person

[black-culture]

[angelswithlightsabers]

The way I heard it, it’s because he got run over by a bulldozer while protesting...

[autijacen]

Well, yes and no.

He got hit by a bulldozer, but his immediate reaction was essentially "Okay screw this I'm staying here forever now."

[bee-whistler]

I love this on so many levels.

[oi0u98ygth-deactivated20260120]

i think it’s so wholesome that whenever me or my friends have issues w our plants 🌱 .. i always send my mom a pic and she gives us a diagnosis and what to do

[oi0u98ygth-deactivated20260120]

[oi0u98ygth-deactivated20260120]

had another plant problem so i asked my mom..

[neekz-art]

Plant not gay

[versacemom]

Gays are happy

[whoredrigo]

Why does she talk like some sort of hermit shaman who lives in a mossy cave

[spider-hands-mannos-deactivated]

moms just talk like that in texts sometimes

[edderkopper]

Source

[sistertaxon]

Queer eye but instead of 5 gay men showing up and fixing your life, 3 gay men show up and become your dads and also sing abba songs

[nyctosaurid]

[sistertaxon]

Holly i legitimately truly did not expect this but i feel like you just unlocked a secret of the universe

[fiercefatfeminist]

[van-dyne]

Robert Downey Jr. at Teen Choice Awards 2019 winning Choice Action Movie Actor

[catchymemes]

[hilarioushumorfromouterspace]