Romance

Gee ✝ 23

[vacationadventuresociety]

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[lipgloss-smile]

[thefaggotfrommcr]

[blameaspartame-deactivated20200]

[stealthrockdamage-deactivated20]

5-hit fucking combo right here

[fuks]

[pondnaravit]

[thosekidswhohuntmonsters]

How can Chris Pratt be three of his characters AT THE SAME TIME 

[softlenaluthor]

[sandandglass]

[siriusblackfoot]

am I doing this right

[tenderlesbian-deactivated201807]

girl: i’m not wearing any panties ;)

lesbian: oh thats cool! underwear can feel uncomfortable at times. i’m wearing pretty standard cotton underwear that i got from target. cotton underwear is the best because it’ll keep things feeling fresh and cool down there. so anyways how was your day :)

[slaughteringbunnies]

[lurkerviolin]

monster fucker kinsey scale incoming don’t ever tell me what i can’t do, son

[lurkerviolin]

[alesbianvampire]

“But antidepressants changes your brain chemistry!”

[frankiepai]

[selenoplexia]

[z-nogyrop]

those “monkey brain/human brain” posts except the monkey brain is presented as the rational one

[z-nogyrop]

monkey brain: extra body hair provides warmth and producing it but then cutting it off wastes valuable nutrients

human brain: hehe leg smooth

[saffalilac]

monkey brain: this hurts my mouth. i shouldn’t eat this.

human brain: G H O S T P E P P E R

[hotcommunist-deactivated2019032]

me, uncovering a shallow grave of moss and driftwood: hey hozier what’s the mood for pride

hozier, blinking up at the light, awakened from his slumber: the ghost of the lesbian that possessed me when I wrote work song asks that the parades be bathed in light so beautiful it is hitherto unknown outside of the golden hours, that her children be protected, that everyone has a place in the shade to rest with the fawns and magpies, and that cops are drowned.

me, tucking him back in until it’s a new moon: thanks bud