*spreads peanut butter on his ass and sticks a raisin in his crack*
“ What the----!? ”
“ S I N!! ”

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*spreads peanut butter on his ass and sticks a raisin in his crack*
“ What the----!? ”
“ S I N!! ”
I know some blogs have rules against it or choose to block upon a personal following them, but this is a PSA that I DO NOT MIND PERSONALS FOLLOWING ME OR SENDING IN ANONS/MEMES/THE LIKE. My only rule is that you do not reblog threads that are not yours!
Seriously?
People sending anons to RPers over 20 telling them to get a life because they RP. That’s so stupid!
Are there any RPers out there who are over 25? Wouldn’t it be nice to show the RPC that RPing is not only for teens? Most of us have been here for years because we love writing and we love the characters we’ve created and the stories we’ve written and the friends we’ve made.
Please reblog if you agree and you’re 21+
Sleep Deprivation Sentence Starters
Requested by Anonymous
“When was the last time you slept?”
“What? Sorry, I’m having trouble focusing…”
“…What was I doing?”
“What are you doing?”
“Did you see that? No?”
“I haven’t slept in almost __ days.”
“You look absolutely terrible.”
“I’m so exhausted I don’t feel tired anymore.”
“I don’t think I can stand up without things spinning.”
“You need to go to bed.”
“I can’t sleep.”
“You aren’t making any sense.”
“…What?”
🏨+ Add your own!
ethrxalflower:
“No.” Sharp and definitive. She’s already made up her mind that she’s going to be okay — despite the deep gash in her abdomen, casually gushing blood. Extensive blood loss = blurred vision. With glazed over eyes, she looks up to the other, who appeared only as a blurred outline. “Actually — please help me up.”
Jer’s heart bumped frantically in his ribs, like a panicked bird in a cage, at the sight of all that blood. And the smell. Something else, something more terrible than the grip of his anxiety began to stir under his skin, a familiar bone-deep ache that made the little hairs over his skin stand on end. Oh, oh no, he was not prepared for this, not at all. “ Sure, ah--- here, ” He’s glad he doesn’t have to insist on helping. That gash looked serious, it was dizzying to even look at. Carefully, he kneels, offering his shaking hands, palms upturned and unthreatening. One takes her wrist, the other secures a grip above her elbow on her good side, to help lift her slowly to her feet.
“ We need to get you to a hospital, that looks-- quite bad, to be frank... ” Saying that wasn’t about to help anything, he’s supposed to help keep her calm, not send her into shock. He was not calm, not in the slightest, but he needed to try. “ I’m Jeremy. Can you tell me your name, dear? ”
What have we done to deserve being so #blessed in this way
reasons i can only write 200 words a day at most
me: so this side character is a high school athlete, how should we describe them
also me: well, what part of town is this school in, how's its funding
me: what
me again: well, is their uniform in good condition, do they wear brand-name running shoes
me: no i just want to write a single sentence about them and move on
me the 3rd: NO YOU'RE GOING TO SIT DOWN AND WORLDBUILD THE PROPERTY VALUE OF THIS SCHOOL DISTRICT YOUNG LADY, AND THEN YOU'RE GOING TO COMPARISON-SHOP JERSEYS, AND THEN YOU'RE GOING TO DECIDE WHETHER THEY TAKE GOOD CARE OF THEIR POSSESSIONS
me: and how am i going to determine that
me in my final form: YOU'RE GOING TO DETERMINE THE SOCIOECONOMIC STATUS OF THEIR HOUSEHOLD AND EXTRAPOLATE HOW THEY WERE RAISED, OBVIOUSLY - CLEARLY THIS SIDE CHARACTER IS FROM AN IMMIGRANT BACKGROUND AND THEIR NAMES WERE CHANGED AT ELLIS ISLAND THUS CUTTING OFF THEIR GENEALOGY AND REMOVING ALL CHANCE OF CONTACT WITH THEIR POLISH COUSINS
final text: [entire paragraph is revised in such a way that the side character isn't even necessary to set the scene anymore]
side character: what the FUCK RIVER
If you’re lost out where the lights are blinding Caught in all, the stars are hiding That’s when something wild calls you home, home
If you face the fear that keeps you frozen Chase the sky into the ocean That’s when something wild calls you home, home.
♥ ♥ ♥
i have a PhD in getting myself into really bad situations
it wasn’t until recently that i realized domhnall gleeson has the most beautiful smile so i thought i’d share this.
[ Hello friends ~ I’m finally back to make a few quick replies. I apologize in advance to everyone, my activity will be super spotty. I work six days a week, and my one single day off, everyone’s making plans for me, so... I never really get to rest. Still, though, this is one hobby I definitively need to keep, to try and keep myself sane through all this adulting bullshit. ]
A little taste of the rainbow
“ ---- That doesn’t look good... Are you sure you don’t need any help? ”
Headcanon
Jer’s wounds heal very quickly - depending on the severity of the wound, some could heal in seconds. For example, a paper cut would seem to heal almost instantly, whereas something severe, such as broken bones or damaged organs would take several minutes. The only thing he cannot recover from is beheading.
PSA // I AM A LOW-MAINTENANCE RP PARTNER
what exactly does a low-maintenance rp partner mean? well… it means that I will never rush you for a reply ( ic or ooc ), meme or ask answer, or pretty much anything! take all the time you need, it really doesn’t matter to me. this isn’t a race, this is something that is done for fun! so, don’t feel obligated to do something or even be online, if you don’t want to. it doesn’t matter how long or fast it takes you to respond to me, if you’re my person, you’re my person. and if you go on hiatus, i’ll stick with you through it so when you come back it’s like nothing ever happened. never feel obligated to explain to me why it takes so long, i get it we all have other things we’re doing. some of us work full-time, some of us are in school full-time, some of us run multiple blogs and some of us just can’t find the will or motivation to write for a couple days on end… I never want you to feel pressured to interact/talk/associate with me. so, do what you need for yourself and just know i’ll be here in the background rooting for you!
(x)
[ -SWEATS- oh b o y, it’s been a while since I’ve set up a blog. Already got the jitters about reaching out to new folks to write. Hello I love you please bear with me as I get over being a chicken shit---- ]