Sabine Maxima

Wanted to be a doctor, but corpses don't talk back. Fancy that. Coroner in training. Roleplay blog. No affiliation with Elizabeth Lail.

[deadpoolfreakers]

You think a turkey is okay for a potlock?

[deadpoolfreakers]

you got it babe. Now should I dance or strip for them as a distraction...

[sabinefindsthishumerus]

Both, I vote both.

[rileyyxkim]

sabinefindsthishumerus​:

You’re on - but if I get caught, I am shoving a packet down your throat  ♡

God speed radioactive cheese juice queen. I believe it, but if you do that I’m definitely not telling you what the question was. 

[sabinefindsthishumerus]

It’s both of our lucky day, I will not be water boarding you with cheese powder. Definitely avoid the “orange juice” now. I just watched one of the professors choke and spit it all over her TA. What was the question?

[deadpoolfreakers]

You think a turkey is okay for a potlock?

[deadpoolfreakers]

I don't want to sit with George...I want to sit with you.

[sabinefindsthishumerus]

Hmmm... If you can distract that group of professors by the bajillion pies I can be right with you in like five minutes.

[declan-griffin]

sabinefindsthishumerus​:

gotta rap about some fluffy marsupials gonna teach you the things they don’t teach you in schools our fuzzy friends hail from kingdom animalia and lemme tell you, some koala memes will cure what ails ya apparently koala means “no water” they’re living in australia, cant get much hotter chordata is their phylum toss them some eucalyptus if you got ‘em our fuzzy friends carry their babies in pouches pick a fight with a mama and she’ll leave you with some ouches no matter how cute these buddies are vertebrata that means they’ve got spines so screw them haters mammalia is their class and they’ve evolved lots of cartilage on their ass evolutionary winning facts get your head spinning in the sub-class masupualia the cuteness got you shaking in your boots like kangaroos and long-nosed bandicoots diprodontia is their order and they only exist within australia’s borders suborder vombatiformes flying solo is their norm unless they’re with their babies don’t worry they don’t really carry rabies their family is phascolarctidae don’t call ‘em a bear - bitch, bye!

Not bad.  I liked it.  Ok, the question was “Who is most likely to have more pets than kids?”

[sabinefindsthishumerus]

Damn, I hope I have more pets than kids. Particularly if you count the ants in my ant farm when I was eight...

[sabinefindsthishumerus]

rileyyxkim​:

Given, this dare will probably be hilarious for the both of us, but I dare you to replace all the orange juice jugs on the potluck table with powdered cheese juice jugs. The only catch is that if you get caught you have to drink it yourself. 

You’re on - but if I get caught, I am shoving a packet down your throat  ♡

[rileyyxkim]

@butfirstcxffee pretty sure if it involved mashed potatoes, it would have to be @sabinefindsthishumerus, I have no doubts. 

[sabinefindsthishumerus]

You had me at “mashed potato.” Hit me, baby.

[deadpoolfreakers]

You think a turkey is okay for a potlock?

[sabinefindsthishumerus]

deadpoolfreakers​:

you best you sweet arse I’m the better seasoned. Now where are you, so I can sit with a gorgeous woman like yourself. Also is Mr. George the skelly with you?.

We set him up with some friends. He’s winning at this drinking game. Bring the real turkey and they might let you sit with them at the dead cool kids table.

[declan-griffin]

sabinefindsthishumerus​:​

You know I’ve got to know what the question is. What’s the dare, Declan?

Guess I’ve gotta make it a good one then.  Make up a rap about koalas.

[sabinefindsthishumerus]

gotta rap about some fluffy marsupials gonna teach you the things they don't teach you in schools our fuzzy friends hail from kingdom animalia and lemme tell you, some koala memes will cure what ails ya apparently koala means "no water" they're living in australia, cant get much hotter chordata is their phylum toss them some eucalyptus if you got 'em our fuzzy friends carry their babies in pouches pick a fight with a mama and she'll leave you with some ouches no matter how cute these buddies are vertebrata that means they've got spines so screw them haters mammalia is their class and they've evolved lots of cartilage on their ass evolutionary winning facts get your head spinning in the sub-class masupualia the cuteness got you shaking in your boots like kangaroos and long-nosed bandicoots diprodontia is their order and they only exist within australia's borders suborder vombatiformes flying solo is their norm unless they're with their babies don't worry they don't really carry rabies their family is phascolarctidae don't call 'em a bear - bitch, bye!

[deadpoolfreakers]

You think a turkey is okay for a potlock?

[deadpoolfreakers]

would you like a taste to? I've been told I taste wonderfully

[sabinefindsthishumerus]

Are you better or worse seasoned than the plastic urkey?

[deadpoolfreakers]

You think a turkey is okay for a potlock?

[sabinefindsthishumerus]

deadpoolfreakers​:

this is why I brought two~! The first year’s have to figure out which one is the fake and which one is the real turkey.

They’re going to eat you alive.

[declan-griffin]

Well nonny, I’m pretty sure the answer to that one is a no brainer.  @sabinefindsthishumerus​

[sabinefindsthishumerus]

You know I’ve got to know what the question is. What’s the dare, Declan?

[deadpoolfreakers]

You think a turkey is okay for a potlock?

[sabinefindsthishumerus]

So long as it’s not that turkey balloon, yes. You bring that, and the first years might eat you.

[itssame-sandradee]

sabinefindsthishumerus​:

Originally posted by cocoaswan

@zombiesandalec you have to know that the obvious answer has to be @itssame-sandradee​ 

Alright I’ll bite, what do I have to do to find out what I’m the obvious answer for?

[sabinefindsthishumerus]

I dare you to give a stranger the “it’s not you - it’s me” speech. Except tell them that, actually, it is totally not you, it’s all them.

[sabinefindsthishumerus]

@zombiesandalec you have to know that the obvious answer has to be @itssame-sandradee​ 

[sabinefindsthishumerus]

Koulouri is definitely the best Greek street food. I am not taking criticism at this time. 

[sabinefindsthishumerus]

(from Tessa's phone) [TXT MSG]: I heard that Oxygen and Magnesium were going out and I was like O Mg.

[txt]: how drunk was your boy when he tried that one on you?

[jxmpingthehedge]

[txt]: A squishy little mushroom? [txt]: That's a new one lol

[sabinefindsthishumerus]

[txt]: That’s when you know ya gotta marry that bou

[txt]: When strangers compare him favourably to fungi

[jxmpingthehedge]

[txt]: I will take that into consideration [txt]: Though, to be fair, I've known a long time I wanna marry this particular boy. [txt]: He just hasn't asked yet...

[sabinefindsthishumerus]

[txt]: Oh I can totally tell him that he should propose if you want

[txt]: But if that’s coming on too strong I can like hint about death and taxes for not-married people

[jxmpingthehedge]

[txt]: I appreciate it, but I'm sure he will when he is ready.

[sabinefindsthishumerus]

[txt]: That also works. He's the tortoise winning the romance race.

[herecomes-treble]

Dare - Kiss your best friend.

@sabinefindsthishumerus or @likeasuper-nova, which one of you wants to help a guy out?

[herecomes-treble]

sabinefindsthishumerus​:

Just remember that next time I ditch a partially articulated skeleton on your bed.

I’ll keep that in mind.  You can also just always call me to help you ditch the skeleton, or you know.. warn me?

[sabinefindsthishumerus]

Bold of you to assume that I plan that far ahead.