Christmas dinner of roast chicken and sauteed veg with croutons. Christmas morning spiked affogato. .................... Storytime: The last time I was at Mars Food, it was early in the morning and the only other customer was a white millenial dude who was just finishing his breakfast plate. While I was looking at the menu, the millenial dude called over the waiter and tried to send back his bacon, saying that the bacon was "soggy... and cold." The waiter told the line cooks and one of the line cooks started shouting back to the dude saying the bacon was the same as it always was... 'If you don't like the bacon, don't order it' Millenial: "I've been to this place many times... usually the bacon is done well and is crispy, but this bacon is soggy and wet and cold!" Cook: 'Eat the bacon or don't eat it. This bacon is the same as it always is. If you wanted the bacon to be different, you should have asked for it when you ordered' Millenial: "Oh, so I should've asked for my bacon to not be soggy?" Cook: 'Yeah!" Millenial: "Ok, my mistake." (Dripping with millenial sarcasm) God I wish Mars was still open so I can wander in at 8am for eggs and bacon of the exact sogginess I've always wanted, i.e. normal-ass-not soggy-diner-bacon. I hope I get to experience this moment again in my dreams and in my flashbacks when I die. posted on Instagram - https://instagr.am/p/CYCvdiLvEXM/