some watery tart distributing swords

my name is Mary, she/her, 19

[jointphotographicexportsgroup-d]

they: wyd me: 

[lolawashere-deactivated20240904]

A time lapse of a cat through the day:

I relate so much to this…

[sacredstrawberry]

Fuck locks on a journal just scribble until it’s unreadable

[donnasweettttttttt]

weird little girls are literally the most powerful creative beings on the planet like i promise you no art made by an adult man can even begin to touch the plotlines of an elementary school girl’s pretend game

[miiriya]

[zigzagsandsweettea]

Whew!

Literally me w/ every man I’ve “liked” for the past couple years 🤦🏾‍♀️

[wagahai-da]

fun fact! *blatantly wrong information*

[wagahai-da]

wow i learned more from this site than school

[spacedewey]

NO YOU DON’T UNDERSTAND [the exact same blatantly wrong information worded differently]

[veryfunnymemes]

[johntgonzales-deactivated202101]

[hustlerose]

on all levels except physical, i am a little heart shaped candy that says “i’m all yours!” 

[medlau]

a pair of squeaky desert rain frogs

[teenagerposts]

100 level course prof: Attendance is mandatory, no phones allowed, 12 hours of homework/week, also we have 5 exams and one is in 9 days

500 level course prof: I illegally downloaded the texbook, I’ll send you the link. text me if you need anything. Do you guys wanna go kayaking?

[lesbiansinthegarden]

FYI

100 level course prof: Usually an adjunct. Very smol and new to teaching. Lives with dept head up their butt and double checking everything they do

500 level course prof: Is presumed to be competent and is left alone to become the true agent of chaos all teachers yearn to be

[catchymemes]

Bad News Bear

by Honey Dill

[muffyblogs]

Do you ever cycle through the same 4 apps on your phone over and over again and feel like a tiger pacing its cage at the zoo

[sacredstrawberry]

becoming 20 or becoming increasingly and frighteningly aware of how my actions have impact

[eilowyn1]

[horrorscentral]

Normal cat: goes mrrrp?! after a single touch to their sleeping form

Stepan:

[prisonhannibal]

every true crime video about serial killers is like… “obviously he was an attractive man” (shows a picture of the ugliest person I’ve ever seen in my life)