sad alien club

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[sad-alien-club]

System Info:

《《 Sad Alien Club 》》

➵ System Tag ➵ 💫

➵ Alter Count ➵ 9

➵ Collective Name ➵ Howl

➵ Collective Pronouns ➵ they/them

➵ Body Age ➵ 27

We are a traumagenic system (uncertain which type) that supports ALL systems regardless of origins. DID/OSDD are not the only way to be plural. We’re very pro-minding our business.

《《 ALTER INFO 》》

➵ Frequent Fronters ➵

{🌻🔮} Davey - base/host; 27; he/they (she if we’re close);

{🔥🏹} Paris - co-host + protector; 26; fictive introject; he/they;

{🌷☁️} Bambi - caretaker + traumaholder; 23; fictive introject; she/her;

~More below the cut~

➵ Side Blogs ➵

@astrosleeps — Davey’s blog

@talldarkandcrispy — Paris’s blog

@bambiiland — Bambi’s blog (sometimes nsfw, 18+ only pls!)

@bloodsoda — Himiko’s blog (cw blood)

@cyberphim — Equinox’s blog

@mosthumancolor — Blue’s blog

@luc1d1ty — Clear’s blog

@dzzaster — Dizzy’s blog (cw blood + nsfw, 18+ only)

[rainbow-femme]

Bro they got geep in Ohio

[squashbananak]

[ceruleanheaven]

choosing how many !s to put at the end of the sentence and how many 3s to put in a <3

[glorioustragedykid]

There's a weird 3 star movie out there ready to change your life forever

[kleefkruid]

saying cats don't contribute to the household is slander: they do have a job and it's going into mystery crevices and collecting all the cobwebs on their stupid little head

[lizarddealer]

Just wanna take a moment of appreciation for what I saw at my local Barnes & Noble today

[fairycosmos]

computer play monsoon by tokio hotel. loud enough to kill

[shock-micro]

don't cry because it's over. attack. attack everything around you. do spin attacks

[porcelain-rob0t]

the european mind cannot comprehend the 48 oz dunkin bucket

[porcelain-rob0t]

fwuaty-ate ounceza cawffee

[spiritbladed]

something something extremely sexy when magic users resort to physical violence. yeah i have the power of god and anime on my side but i also have THESE HANDS. i cast Punch You In The Face. i take my magic staff through which i channel the vast energies of the elements and the cosmos and i cast Severe Concussion And Skull Fracture. casting time for xenoglossy too long, chose the quicker route of Stab You In The Throat.

[flaccid-rats]

[rozzed]

why not have the reader re-read a sentence now and then? it won't hurt him....

[luckyladylily]

When I was in a conservative religious cult, two of the women in my congregation hated each other. It was so bad leaders of our congregation would conspire to try to have them sit as far away from each other as possible, not be in the same room as much as possible, etc. It was some serious drama.

But when one of the women needed help packing a large house worth of boxes into a big moving truck, the other was there with the rest of us, moving boxes. Because that's what you did. Personal dislike and rivalry were trumped by the social obligations of being part of the community. Mutual aid trumped mutual hatred.

Now, I have no desire to go back to the cult, but I do think they were on to something here. Community can't be about who we are friends with or get along with easily. If you won't go to bat for people you hate then this is not a community, it's a popularity contest.

I mean, come on. We can at least be as good as the Mormons. That won't be the end of it, it isn't anywhere near good enough, but we currently fail to meet even that benchmark. And until we do the very idea of leftist and progressive mutual aid is dead in the water.

[maxknightley]

everyone more pretentious than me is an insufferable poseur and everyone less pretentious than me is a clueless philistine

[movementnudge]

Movement nudge!

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[formerlyluckymanticore]

Reblog if you will never. Ever. Use AI in your writing.

[iesnoth]

I will never ever use AI in anything, but you can pry the em-dash, the rule of three, and the Oxford comma from my cold, dead hands.