60 (!!!) consecutive days of hitting post limit

Mia/Link/Majora/Rolf (give it up for rolf and his 14 def everybody. more def than IKE) ~ 23 ~ Any Pronouns (he/it esp i think) ~ Aromantic ~ Lesboy ~ Multi Fandom ~ if it seems like im taking a long time to reblog im probably at post limit again ~ pfp credit: @lin-of-the-linkverse ~ post limit tracker updated as of 46st june 2026 (i do not acknowledge ceasars additions to the calendar)

[reckless-libertine]

Rosencrantz and Guildenstern Are Dead (1990)

Tell me why I can’t stop thinking about them

[incorrect--shakespeare-quotes]

Rosencrantz: So that’s my plan.

Guildenstern: Are you alright with constructive criticism? I don’t want to sound mean.

Rosencrantz: No, go ahead, I want to hear it.

Guildenstern: It fucking sucks.

Rosencrantz: That’s not constructive criticism.

[suppentopf]

what if we were stuck in a play that's not about us and had to play our roles right up to our inevitable violent death, fully self-aware, and we were both guys 😳😳😳

[dearest-lady-disdain]

the fact thay guildenstern's last lines are "there must have been a moment, at the beginning, where we could have said - no. but somehow we missed it. [...] well, we'll know better next time. now you see me, now you- (disappears)" i am biting the leg of the chair like a rabid animal

[chthonicillness]

anyone else uhh..... anyone else ummmm. anyone else. anyone else, anyone.. anyone, anyone. oh god anyone

[human-pet-they]

when the author describes someone dying and you can just tell they’ve never actually died by the way it’s written

[shakespeare-guy-anon]

"i asked chatgpt" well we asked hamlet the prince of denmark and half of what he said meant something else and the other half didn't mean anything at all

[nutmeg-cider]

my other half and i are trapped in someone else’s narrative and i need to [remembers that suicide jokes are counterproductive for my mental health] spend the rest of my life on boats

[icarusdiesatdawn]

our pronouns are we/us

[iliketoshakepeare]

Made this picture

Put it on a t shirt

Gonna pretend it solved all my problems and be devastated when i find out it didn't

[iliketoshakepeare]

I lied. Put your clothes back on. We're going to talk about how "heads!" foreshadows the whole plot of r&gad

[07-chan]

[misfit-toy-haven]

why is this more expressive than the entire lion king cgi movie

[niijima]

[pickledh]

h-how did you have the exact gif…….who are you

[jaegercel]

i love overusing this emoji bro its so funny to me👀👀👀👀 why does it look like that👀👀👀

[elveny]

If your business can only be reached and all info about it only be accessed via Facebook or Instagram, know that it isn’t reachable or accessible AT ALL.

The whole metaverse can no longer be properly viewed without an account and I am definitely not making one just to see your contact info or opening hours.

Get a fucking WEBSITE. It can be just a static landing page with the relevant information. But get off the metaverse!

[grickle14]

Patron.

[conzoop]

happy skeleton warrior week, keep those bones strong!

[phaeton-flier]

Large number of complaints about the modern world resolve down to "I want everything in one bag and I don't want the bag to be heavy"

[phaeton-flier]

I want the newest, coolest, shiniest phone they advertise on Instagram and it should cost $30 and be tiny and also huge and have every feature I could possibly want without thinking about it

[phaeton-flier]

I want my websites to allow me unlimited uploading of all data in high definition with zero lag or buffering, have every single person on earth available, with an easy way to see only the stuff I like and not anything I don't, for free with zero ads, with clear, straightforward moderation that gets rid of every Nazi and has zero false positives that also lets me tell random strangers and the people running the site to kill themselves, and I should be able to find it without doing any independent searching on my own because I'm too lazy to look for it

[phaeton-flier]

I want my girlfriend to have huge tits and a small waist and a fat ass and thin thighs and have clear skin and be a virgin and great at sex, likes all the stuff I like but not in the annoying way other people do, looks like she spends 3 hours a day on makeup and hair but takes up zero time in my bathroom, goes down on me but doesn't ask me to eat her out, has zero kinks except for mine, doesn't demand anything of me and is attracted to me for me, modestly hides her body from the public but also makes other people jealous when I'm with her, isn't crazy jealous but doesn't have any other guy friends, wants three ways only with other girls, and also she approaches me in public so I don't have to do anything to meet or woo her.

[phaeton-flier]

I'd do one about video games or food but the last few years have shown that people will talk endlessly about wanting shorter games with worse graphics made by people who work less hours for more pay, or wanting to pay $1 more for a hamburger if the worker gets paid more, and then immediately revolt when the cost of their bleeding edge console or burrito taxi goes up with inflation.