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Rosencrantz and Guildenstern Are Dead (1990)
Tell me why I can’t stop thinking about them
It’s been a while since I fucked up a song this badly, so here you go Lyrics: … spirit’s sleeping somewhere cold Until you find it there, and lead it back home Up me wake! Up me wake inside! Can’t me wake! Up me wake insi- kMEEEEEEEEE Call my name and save meɘm ɘvɒƨ Up me wake! Bid bid blood blood blood Up me wake! For- Me wake WAKE! Save me! Save me from the nothing I’ve become (sound of the song ascending)
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you are not immune to inventing an arbitrary set of rules that only you have to adhere to
You know the meme where you go "the name of [noun with a diminutive] implies the existence of [a hypothetical HUGE form of same thing, but without the diminutive]" like "existence of dorito implies the existence of THE DORO" and it's a huge-ass corn chip the size of a wheel of cheese?
Well, in finnish, the word for moth is "yökkönen", from "yö" (night), the suffix "-kko/kkö" which has many purposes but one of them is to change any word into "person involved with doing something with the root word", and the dininutive "-nen". So the name of moth is "little night creature".
But coming back to the diminutive meme, the existence of yökkönen would imply the existence of yökkö, the big (or at least medium-sized, or non-small) night creature. Through a happenstance completely unrelated to moths or other insects, "yökkö" is the finnish vernacular word for a night shift nurse.
#Oh so that's what Mothman does for a living #Good for him!
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you really do meet some of the loveliest people talking about blood and sex on the internet
gonna just start sayin wereman and wifman again, for funsies
the best death note joke format will forever be L asking light a simple question in which logical answer A might increase the likelihood of light being kira and logical answer B similarly might increase the likelihood of light being kira and after a short internal struggle light comes up with answer Y, which no human being has ever thought of as being a normal response in all of living history
the "what are your pronouns" comic is my fave example.
I think if a gas pump plays an ad for you while you're fueling up it should be legal to shoot the pump with a gun, igniting the gas and blowing up the station, killing everyone instantly
no one says big mood anymore. no one even says mood. no one says anything. all thats left is a dry wind, that scours my face until i bleed
let’s be cyanide with mama
the worst writing crime you can ever commit in my opinion is watering down the dirty talk because you’re self-conscious that it sounds like it’s from a bad porno…..i cannot stress this enough……leave it alone. the moment you tell yourself he would not fucking say that you’re doomed. people will say almost anything if their dick is hard enough
um so quick question you do know that the world isn’t divided into People Blindly Accepting Of Gender Roles and Smart Trans Ppl. the world isn’t divided into People In Romantic Relationships and Single Aros. the world isn’t divided into People Who Socialize Easily and Oppressed Autistics. the world isn’t divided into Enlightened Queer People and Stupid Misogynists. like you are aware of this ? i hope you are aware of this
I'm not really attracted to men by default but I've still been voting in the tumblr sexyman contest, and in the process have developed an entire criteria I go through in my head before voting
Are they unconventional?
this one isn't always as obvious by tumblr's standards. This is a website where a good chunk of users would put Pyramid Head under 'conventional' despite having a number of things the average person greatly dislikes (weird hat, weird outfit, covered in blood, mostly seen torturing people). I generally rank this one by the average person's standard of conventional, so characters such as The Onceler, Sans the Skeleton, DHMIS characters, Bill Cipher, etc all fall under this category; basically anyone who isn't a normal skinny human 20-something or has at least a couple nonhuman traits
2. Are they tragic in some way?
An understated major characteristic of most sexymen imo. In order for a tumblr fanbase to latch on, a character has to have some sort of compelling tragedy driving their story, usually at least partially by their own hand. This includes lost livelihood, discovering the truth of the universe, driving away your loved ones, being involved in something horrible without your knowledge, etc. Though sometimes the character doesn't actually have this, and the tragedy is instead made up by the fandom (i.e. the idea that Sans remembers every single reload/reset, when this is never fully implied in canon).
3. Are a notable chunk of their fans genuinely, passionately attracted to them?
I have to admit, I think some of the candidates some years are more tumblr darlings rather than tumblr sexymen. Imo the character has to be somewhat known for having people drool over them to a concerning degree. Like you go into their tag and are likely to see x-readers or horny art. Subfandoms dedicated to selfshipping are a relatively extreme version of this (i.e. the Daycare Attendant from fnaf)
4. Are their fans annoying?
I want to go on record and say I support harmlessly annoying fans forever-- I speak about reception by a wider community, not my personal opinion. Tumblr sexymen are not usually characters enjoyed outside of their respective fandoms and are often at least somewhat disliked due to popularity. Non-fandom people groan and roll their eyes. You may see fans bringing up this character in completely unrelated contexts, and sometimes even at the most inappropriate moment or post. People may have blocked this character's tag specifically. You don't see most non-onceler fans looking back on the website being obsessed with him fondly, after all.
5. Did the obsession mostly happen on tumblr/through tumblr?
"Tumblr" is in the name. This website has a very particular way of obsessing over characters compared to other websites. Characters such as Qifrey from Witch Hat Atelier wouldn't count, since he has people falling in love with him all over the internet rather than just tumblr's audience, but characters like The Warden or Dr. Habit count since basically no one outside of tumblr has heard of them.
These are the main things I go through in my head when voting. Unless something else comes in, like one being a friend's favorite, or a character who's already won the contest once and doesn't need a second win