51 (!!!) consecutive days of hitting post limit

Mia/Link/Majora/Rolf (give it up for rolf and his 14 def everybody. more def than IKE) ~ 23 ~ Any Pronouns (he/it esp i think) ~ Aromantic ~ Lesboy ~ Multi Fandom ~ if it seems like im taking a long time to reblog im probably at post limit again ~ pfp credit: @lin-of-the-linkverse ~ post limit counter updated as of 37st june 2026

[reckless-libertine]

Rosencrantz and Guildenstern Are Dead (1990)

Tell me why I can’t stop thinking about them

[fluff-e-boy]

Need to be taken apart and reassembled like a broken watch . Not in a sex way I just think they should put my joints together right this time

[primarybufferpanel]

Ohhh the fantasy of all your bones being put into one of those ultrasonic cleaning baths they use for jewelry. All the pain coming clouding out like dirt. Then carefully reassembled and joints oiled and then it would all just work perfectly and painlessly...

Like, I know that's not what's wrong with me but I think we should try just to be sure

[yesornopolls]

when you're in public, do you worry about some stranger taking a pic or video of you and putting it online for whatever reason?

When you're in public, do you worry about some stranger taking a pic or video of you and putting it online for whatever reason?

Yes

No

Remaining time: 6 days 7 hours

[penny-anna]

what the hell is going on

[penny-anna]

i believe in you Binface. you can do it. this could be your moment.

[penny-anna]

Please god it would be so funny

[penny-anna]

there is no downside to voting for Count Binface. its not taking away from other candidates bcos they aren't any and the more votes he gets the stupider Farage looks.

[penny-anna]

for people out of the loop:

Nigel Farage is the leader of Reform UK, a far right party who are currently in the process of a serious bid to become the UK government. they are just straight up evil.

Count Binface is an intergalactic space warrior with a bin on his head. he likes to run as a novelty candidate in general and mayoral elections. a big thing he likes to do is run as a candidate against the incumbent prime minister:

(Also pictured: Boris Johnson, Elmo)

Anyway, in brief:

Nigel Farage is currently in the midst of a big scandal about his finances

He has decided to deal with this by 1) making a show of nobly resigning from parliament and then 2) immediately running in the resulting by-election

He has stated that he is letting 'the people' judge his actions and implied that if he wins that will prove that he has been exonerated in the court of public opinion

His goal was presumably to get a big resounding win over the other parties, proving that The People still love him.

the other parties have thus far decided that this is a 'vanity election' and, well, there is one very easy way to ensure that he will not beat any of them, and that is simply not to play.

and as a result the only person who has so far confirmed they are running against him is Count Binface. no matter the outcome this makes Nigel Farage look like, u know, a fucking clown.

[felwinter-deactivated20190201]

my sister has apparently had to stop playing Skyrim because she stole every book in the game to stock her house so now her house is full of books to the point where it almost breaks the game and every time she tries to read one guards teleport into her home and arrest her

[aminoasinine]

Ray Bradbury - Fahrenheit 451 (1953)

[telepathylove]

in the chillest possible way,

[mizaruwu]

Ego Renegade Hero or something XD

"Did you know her? Did you know that heavy heart"

"Did you know her? A fragile ego adorned in scars"

"if only I could give up a life I can hardly call mine"

"I'd give it one last try, if I could leave it behind for the renegrade life"

Couldn't stop brainworms about Ego Renegade Boy as Legend.

The princess is missing! What– This guy kidnapped the princess? Say, he hasn't killed her off right?

[picsthatmakeyougohmm]

[boxheadpaint]

And like who the fuck is this guy [gestures to reflection in mirror alone in bathroom

[userfish]

baseball fights are better than hockey fights because everyone expects a fight in hockey. baseball fights are some real hater shit

[userfish]

ABSOLUTELY COMICAL!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[triforce-of-mischief]

hockey fights that empty the bench are relatively rare because each team will have a few designated Guys Who Handle Fights.

baseball fights happen when The Entire Team Wants That Guy Dead.

[userfish]

baseball fights are better than hockey fights because everyone expects a fight in hockey. baseball fights are some real hater shit

[userfish]

ABSOLUTELY COMICAL!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[triforce-of-mischief]

hockey fights that empty the bench are relatively rare because each team will have a few designated Guys Who Handle Fights.

baseball fights happen when The Entire Team Wants That Guy Dead.

[mcschnuggles]

[baynton]

[valtsv]

>fandom designated dom top character

>look inside

>overcompensating control freak who would benefit from cnc where they get hunted down and pinned like a butterfly speared on a needle

[diceroulette]

Everybody make more characters aroallo NOW!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! 💥💚💛

[fairycosmos]

you have GOT to get over god abandoning you when you were 2 like its not even uncommon

[fairycosmos]

you have GOT to get over god abandoning you when you were 2 like its not even uncommon

[ghouls-on-film]