Rosencrantz and Guildenstern Are Dead (1990)
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shark vs the universe
occasionally subtle
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PUT YOUR BEARD IN MY MOUTH

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YOU ARE THE REASON
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Rosencrantz and Guildenstern Are Dead (1990)
Tell me why I can’t stop thinking about them
love it when people link wikipedia pages instead of explaining the point. The url alone conveys so much disdain and contempt. Here is the information you desire, i found it with ease.
I believe this is the case being talked about by Silas P Silas:
they get to feel a little swaggy out there 💖
aroflux flag remade with various sunsets
Too accurate not to share
/post/821456777183887360/i-have-reached-new-levels-of-loathing-for-the (different anon) It's even further for me: I consider "I have a thick skin" to be an immediate warning sign. I consider you, OTNF, to have a thick skin. Most people I've met who self-describe that way have alexithymia, an inability to express boundaries or needs because they voluntarily hang with bullies, and a tendency to jump to aggression at the slightest conflict. "Thick skin" is less "callouses" and more "scar tissue."
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Yeah. I think a lot of us do need to toughen up in the sense of realizing rescue is not coming and we could be navigating life more happily and smoothly if we consciously took on the job of caring for ourselves...
But self describing with that term in particular? Oof.
I have a thick skin on tumblr because I have enough boundaries and self worth to just not care what randos think. I wouldn't say I have an unusually thick skin around actual friends. There, I'd say I'm a grown ass adult with reasonable emotional regulation. How people talk about it and what terms they use tell you a lot about which kind of thick skin they have.
“There’s a cure?!” asked the girl that kills everything she touches. “Hey shut up we’re perf” replied the girl that makes clouds.
For real though. Storm has stopped an entire tsunami before. “Makes clouds my ass” she can conjure lightning and tornadoes and is revered as a god in her tribe. She literally changes atmospheric pressure and that’s how she flies. So fuck you. Storm is flawless.
I think you missed the part where the GIRL WHO KILLS EVERYTHING SHE TOUCHES wants to NOT KILL EVERYTHING SHE TOUCHES and everyone dismisses her incredible misfortune just because the lady who is the AVATAR OF THE STORM won the fucking SUPERPOWER LOTTERY
And here we see X-Men perfectly illustrating the disparity between the larger disability community (Storm) and the chronic illness community (Rogue). One wants society to accept & respect them & their various different needs, which is surely a noble cause, while the other would like to NOT BE IN PAIN EVERY FUCKING DAY, which is just as important but often gets shouted down by non-ill disabled people who only want to talk about disability as a social construct.
[id. A twitter post by @/Bennieeexyz Jury duty letter came addressed to my cat. Not a mistake. "Felix Martinez" - that's his full name according to his vet records. My last name. His first name. Somehow he's a registered voter now. Called the county clerk. Me: My cat got summoned for jury duty. Clerk: Is the name correct on the summons? Me: Yes, but he's a cat. Clerk: Is Felix Martinez a legal resident of this county? Me: He's a legal cat. Clerk: Sir, if the name matches our records, he needs to appear or file an exemption. Me: He can't file anything. He has paws. Clerk: You can file on his behalf. Me: Under what exemption? There's no box for "is a cat." Clerk: (pause) Check "unable to serve due to medical reasons." Me: What's the medical reason? Clerk: He's a cat. Me: That's not a medical condition. Clerk: It is if it prevents him from serving. Sent in the form. Got rejected two weeks later. "Insufficient documentation. Please provide medical professional's statement." Took the letter to my vet. Me: I need you to write that my cat can't do jury duty. Vet: Why is your cat summoned for jury duty? Me: Excellent question. No good answer. Vet: This is the weirdest request I've gotten. Me: Can you just write that he's medically unfit to serve? Vet: On what grounds? Me: He's a cat. Vet: (started typing) "Patient is unable to serve due to species-related limitations including inability to speak, read, or comprehend legal proceedings." Me: Perfect. Sent it in. Got another rejection. "Summons is mandatory. Failure to appear will result in contempt of court." My roommate thought this was hilarious. Roommate: Felix is going to jail. Me: This is serious. Roommate: Bring him to court. See what happens. Decided that was actually the only option left. Day of jury duty, put Felix in his carrier. Brought the entire paper trail of rejection letters. Checked in at the courthouse. Clerk: Name? Me: Felix Martinez. Clerk: (looked at the cat carrier) Is that Felix? Me: Yes. Clerk: (long stare) He's a cat. Me: I've been saying that for six weeks. Clerk: Why didn't you file an exemption? Me: I filed three. All rejected. Showed her the letters. She read through them, expression shifting from confusion to disbelief. Clerk: Someone rejected the veterinary documentation? Me: Twice. Clerk: (called her supervisor over) You need to see this. Supervisor read everything. Looked at Felix. Looked at me. Supervisor: How did a cat get registered to vote? Me: You tell me. Supervisor: This is a data error. Me: Took you six weeks to figure that out. They dismissed Felix immediately. Apologized for the inconvenience. Supervisor: We'll remove him from the voter registry. Me: Appreciate it. Supervisor: (pause) Out of curiosity, how would he have voted? Me: Probably whatever party supports universal treats. Got a formal apology letter a week later and a voter registration card. For me this time. Apparently I wasn't registered, but my cat was. Roommate: Felix committed voter fraud. Me: Felix committed nothing. He's innocent. Roommate: That's what they all say. Felix is sleeping on the jury summons now. Fitting end to his legal career. end id]
not everything is getting worse. at least you don't hear high hopes by panic at the disco every day anymore
not everything is getting worse. at least you don't hear high hopes by panic at the disco every day anymore
senior/elderly nonbinary people. I adore you and you make the world a better place. whether you've known for multiple decades or you just found out last year. thank you for just Being. so much love from me.
GAUGEHAHAH????
someone needs to rewrite the alphabet song but make the length of each note correspond to how much that letter is used in the English language, because I think it’s quite preposterous that “LMNO” are all eighth notes when those are some important ass letters, meanwhile X and Z get these big ass half notes when they’re barely used. I mean, none of LMNO are like, THE most important letters, like they’re no T or A or S, but at least give them quarter notes, cmon. And demote X and Z all the way down to eighth note status, they don’t need as much attention.
i did it
hang on can you put a 4/4 pulse under that so i can feel the rhythm
This is perfect. Thank you for this
washing dishes is evil because you go "oh fuck there's so many dishes this is gonna take foreverrr" and then you enter the dish abyss and emerge with your abdomen somehow covered in water and your hands all wrinky and then you look at the clock and what felt like half an hour was actually 10 minutes
every movie poster just looks like this to me now