Rosencrantz and Guildenstern Are Dead (1990)
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Rosencrantz and Guildenstern Are Dead (1990)
Tell me why I can’t stop thinking about them
When the bars of your enclosure are opening tomorrow! :D
It leads into another enclosure. :{
If you saw me recreationally vaccinating homeschooled children with blow darts then you should be thanking me, no? Relax a little. Blow darts are cool
You are just jealous of my ethical human safari
frothing at the mouth because my friend suggested a drunk shakespeare play where every single actor is drunk except for horatio and he has to try to keep the play on track while still having his own part to play
everyone shut up, i need to be alone with this person
Which half varies night to night.
there's a weather vane mounted where it can be seen from the stage
SCREAMING i love you all i feel peace and love on planet earth through this post
i am but mad north-north west. when the wind is southerly....
#if you do the webcomic pls link me...
I'm the creator of Arthur, King of Time and Space (concluded), and of The Hero of Three Faces (ongoing) and others in subdirectories on the AKOTAS site.
my cherios spelled out my exact address this morning but like what the gudge ever i gobbled those honey nut freaks up and licked the bowl too
someone contact my fucking lawyers
The summoned hero gathered his party/harem and said, "I could understand maybe one or two of you being attracted to me. But all 5 of you? With seemingly no infighting? Tell me what's really going on."
The oldest, a grizzled veteran of a thousand campaigns with crow's feet at her eyes, stepped forward. She looked at the younger men and women in the party, as if asking for permission, then faced the hero squarely again.
"Maybe you should stop using the Sword of Inexplicable Attractiveness? I know it was a gift from our king, but it's getting..... really hard to say no to you."
"What?"
The hero pulled his sword out of the scabbard, confused. He looked at the sword, then looked at the woman, then looked at the sword again, before dropping the sword on the ground.
A collective sigh of relief came out of the group. The cleric groaned, sitting on the ground, and pulled out his rosary to start praying to his god for deliverance.
The youngest woman, the king's daughter and a skilled swordswoman in her own right, carefully stepped around the sword and approached the hero normally for the first time since she'd been assigned to his party.
"I told my father it was a stupid idea to give you that sword," she said. "He believed that the summoned hero was going to need help holding a party together, and that is the purpose of that sword. To allow a king to inspired loyalty in his subjects during coronation or during a big speech. It's got a spell on it that gets stronger the more the wielder and any onlookers are exposed to it. Its not meant for long term use!"
"Why didn't you say anything before!?"
"Because the spell forbade us until you brought it up." She looked at him, and where the once nearly worshipful simpering expression had been was a much more clear eyed face. "Such is the nature of a charm spell. But it was getting harder and harder to restrain ourselves." She took a deep breath. "I think we'll be a better party without trying to use an artificial means of creating a leader."
The quiet caster mumbled something about "concentrating on the spells again finally" and the bard was already strumming a ditty about being freed from the curse of liking another man.
"I think you're right, princess," the summoned hero said. "I had no idea why you guys kept assuming I was supposed to be the leader when the Commander has been right here all along, but I thought maybe it was something to do with the summoning ritual."
"Nope, my father's stupid sword did it." The princess turned to the commander. "Ma'am, would you please destroy this national artifact? Hero, we'll get you a new sword at the next village."
"With pleasure." The commander took her axe and struck the enchanted sword in half, destroying the runes that powered it.
The princess recovered the two halves, and then handed them back to the hero.
"Don't worry," she whispered in his ear. "I still like you anyway, but now I finally don't have any competition!"
"no rapping tonight"
why?
"you rap about the skeletons from undertale everytime, it's embarrassing"
ok
[after one beer]
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this video has been the last hinge holding me together for weeks now. I need to watch it once a day or I'll start disintegrating
heres the translation I found online for fellow enjoyers
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This is awesome on so many levels.
Ladies and Gentlemen i present to you John Carpenter’s The Thing, as performed by the claymated, Antarctic cast of the hit children’s animation Pingu. Directed by Lee Hardcastle, in under 3 minutes. Noot, Noot.
Oh my fucking god.
JESUS CHRIST
I’m still amazed at how they got a “noot noot” to sound so much like a “fuck you”
Thalaiyar Waterfalls, Tamil Nadu, India [OC] - Author: OkaTeluguAbbayi
gringos be normal abt third world countries for one single miserable second of your lives challenge failed
"anonymised people of the global south"'s even more racist european twin
They found the last golden ticket . So that’s just it then . Fuck my stupid horrible pathetic life. Cabbage soup for dinner again , my stupid mothtsr. Grandpa Joe said he’s sorry but I know he doesn’t really give a fuck . And who gives a fuck about the other three old people in my house . Whatever their names is. Fuck fuck fuck it’s all worthless . They even made fun of me at school for only buying like 3 wonka bars. Nepo pricks . Fuck my stupid life it’s all fucked it’s all fucked . And my last name is bucket
“Omg transandrobros criticizing Whipping Girl are so weird. How is this what they’re getting so worked up about? It’s like maybe they just want to be mad at trans women. There’s a word for that you know!”
You cannot be saying this when “read Whipping Girl” has been used as a flat-and-outright, on its own, dismissal of people speaking on transmasculine issues for at least six fucking years now. You cannot continually throw a text at a community, and one which the author has self-reflected as being weak in its assessment of nonbinary and transmasculine issues, as a way to shut them up and not expect them to point out why that’s flawed and call them transmisogynists.
This reads an awful lot like victim blaming to me, “Shut up because this thing says you should. No, don’t talk about that thing’s flaws and why those flaws should maybe make us re-think how we’re treating you because we’ve outright stated that we’re treating you like this because of how your experiences are dictated to us by an author who has criticized her own work for doing such. You’re a transmisogynist if you don’t like how this one trans woman who said she would change some of how she would talk about trans men in her work if she could do it over is describing you in that work she criticized herself. You’re only doing any of this because you hate trans women in the first place, and not because trans women are being wielded as a cudgel by a whole bunch of people, not only trans women, to silence you.”
And it frames the “stop throwing this text at us to tell us to stop talking about the oppression we face. It does a poor job of representing more than the absolute most privileged of transmasculine experience while universalizing that as the idea of how all of us experience the world,” as being just as harmful as, “shut up about the oppression you face.”
This isn’t even a “well we were hit so we can hit back, that’s not worse than the hitting that you were doing” because we aren’t tearing down the entirety of Whipping Girl and saying transmisogyny doesn’t exist, just pulling apart the parts where the text misrepresents experiences which are not the author’s. This is a “we were hit and all we’re doing is saying maybe people shouldn’t be hitting us, and you’re trying to say that what we’re doing is the worse of these two things.”
i love that sakurai on two separate occasions has been like "what the fuck are those? i dont know. no one knows. they simply are"