59 (!!!) consecutive days of hitting post limit

Mia/Link/Majora/Rolf (give it up for rolf and his 14 def everybody. more def than IKE) ~ 23 ~ Any Pronouns (he/it esp i think) ~ Aromantic ~ Lesboy ~ Multi Fandom ~ if it seems like im taking a long time to reblog im probably at post limit again ~ pfp credit: @lin-of-the-linkverse ~ post limit tracker updated as of 45st june 2026 (i do not acknowledge ceasars additions to the calendar)

[reckless-libertine]

Rosencrantz and Guildenstern Are Dead (1990)

Tell me why I can’t stop thinking about them

[burgerdotcom]

reblogs were off

[broresteia]

the final page of the gideon comic

[thedaygoesupinflames]

hortensia...

[spencerthespacer-deactivated202]

[fox-in-the-wheat-deactivated202]

THIS IS THE HARDEST I HAVE LAUGHED IN SO LONG YOU HAVE CURED MY DEPRESSION

[ywg]

This is one of the greatest posts I’ve ever witnessed. The payoff was amazing.

[randomslasher]

My roommate heard it going and went “OH MY GOD is it EVER going to resolve?” then the payoff hit and she busted up laughing

[bearie]

so cool when i say hi to a cat and they do a big stretch like i dont think that has anything to do with the words i just said to you i said but i think its awesome that you got long

[this-is-trans-joy]

Pray for my local library to not reject an order I placed on a book about transmasc history because currently the only book they have about trans men is fucking Irreversible Damage and it is my god given DUTY to change that by requesting as many trans books as physically possible 😤✊

[ayeforscotland]

It appears that all parties with the exception of Restore are not going to entertain Farage’s media circus.

Count Binface - it is your time. People of Clacton, please do the funniest fucking thing that’s happened in UK politics for a while.

[ayeforscotland]

Shitposting at its finest.

[trigona-necrophaga]

No I’m not “unhealthy,” no there’s nothing “wrong” with me; I’m simply paying the price for my vast and terrible necromantic capabilities

[johnnotgaius]

If I had vast and terrible necromantic capabilities I would make the world a much better place without suffering any cost because I am the best

[trigona-necrophaga]

Get your fingers and gestures off my post, John.

[nutmeg-cider]

psst. that weird opera house fic i wrote months ago now has a second chapter. freaks everywhere are saying it “serves psychosexual realness”

[tastylemonbread]

when humans first discovered jacking off theu probably had to put things on hold for a while, like maybe there was a week where nothing got done. people probably died

[thedaygoesupinflames]

hittin the astra storm from WAYYYYYY outta range feels. heavenly.

[thahxa]

reading about south africas nuclear program is so funny because every other country is like "here is our factory for turning out interchangable implosion bombs" whereas the south african one was like "we have six bombs. they are all bad"

[tashas-cauldron-of-hotsauce]

"Also they are implied to be for internal security purposes."

[thahxa]

even funnier is that its the complete opposite! the original plan was to use them for mining and when everyone realized how dumb that was that shifted to "well if we detonate a nuke if angola is going badly surely the US and USSR will help negotiate a peace deal favorable to us"

[phaeton-flier]

Pointing a gun at your own head and going "convince me not to shoot. The bloodspatter will ruin the carpet"

[trying-trying2lyk]

i love writing out numbers and then putting them in parentheses like "one (1)" even when i dont need to i think its funny

[justatiredlittlesnail]

[straightotlc]

@bookwyrminspiration

[t00thpasteface]

sorry to everyone out there who thinks they have the funniest tshirt but i think i can confidently say i just saw the actual funniest tshirt just now. i passed by a beautiful black woman with long multicolor braids blowing majestically in the beach breeze & she was wearing an oversized tshirt that said in gigantic letters "WHITE BOY OF THE YEAR"

[lustcannibalism]

they should invent a way for me to do tasks without the mind torture

[lustcannibalism]

there is a world out there I can’t comprehend

[typecasto]

behold, context

[toweringclam]

[chronophobica]

what they DONT tell you about clarinets is that you have to fucking build the damn thing every single time. "what instrument do you play" fucking legos man idk

[alphabetizing-posts]

about build clarinets damn do DONT every fucking fucking have idk instrument is legos man play" single tell that the they thing time. to what "what you you you

[howverychaotic]

I really need to start reading the blog name because I thought I was having some sort of moment right there.