Every Villain is Lemons

22 // Illinois

[emperorozark]

[thebuttkingpost-deactivated2021]

People are replicating the feeling of a Bethesda game IRL so well that I’m scared someone’s going to get caught clipped through the floor

[nomehablen2]

ive never played a video game in my life and this is so fucking funny 

[powerfrogarchive-deactivated201]

y’all out here in 2017 saying ‘spoopy’ on some thin ice with god

[musterniillustrates]

is anything as pure as a mango. is anything as humble and good and forthright as a mango, i ask you.

[torracat]

me

[witchjock-deactivated20221208]

Target self-checkout screen: Hope you had fun on your Target™ run!

Me, with $51.79 less than I had an hour ago: you’re worse than the devil

[jointphotographicexportsgroup-d]

they: wyd me: 

[bird-internet]

i can’t stop laughing at this

[babyanimalgifs]

Aw, this is cute.

[ask-ickle-mod]

Honestly I can’t believe that I’m watching this right now. This is This is the sweetest most gentle and loving and pure thing I’ve ever beheld and I feel so blessed to have seen this

[his-shining-tears]

“Sshh don’t cry, my baby.”

[thatoneivan]

@mehringguie-reblogs

[asheijii]

LITERALLY US @cryptidsp00n

[karrius-deactivated20220725]

The madden gif maker has banned the use of the word “capitalism”.

“Too many people were using our videogame football gif maker to make communist propaganda. We need to put a stop to that.”

[watchthelightfade]

[gayfarm-archive]

[party-wok]

[purepopfornowpeople]

[herelieslill-deactivated2022041]

[highlights-of-the-lowlife]

Gender roles are really out there. I had a customer tell me he didn’t want avocado because its a ‘Woman’s Vegetable’

[archiemcphee]

[segweg]

Milosav Druckmüller is, hands down, the greatest eclipse photographer in the world. Fact.

i literally just teared up this is so amazing and gorgeous and surreal wow

[railroadsoftware]

person: so what have you been up to me: (speaking very humble) well, I just got some new carpet.. it’s plush… person: (trying not to sound envious) pl… plush? wow. I hear thats the nicest of all carpets me: oh it’s nothing..

[royoftheyear]

Comedian and vlogger Elijah Daniel became mayor of Hell, Michigan, proceeded to ban all heterosexuals, and then was impeached. This singlehandedly saved 2017

[vortexsophia-deactivated2022110]

[geekygothgirl]

I don’t know what we did to deserve Mr. Rogers but I’m so glad we had him. 

[meanplastic]

[advantage-jeremy-blog]

One of my favorite games. 

[accras]

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