i am the joke

I'm Mar, 27, bisexual, and I love juice boxes.

[joey-wheeler-official]

Hot wedding idea, the worst man, it’s his duty to try and prevent the wedding at all costs.

[aphony-cree]

The best man and worst man engage in Spy Vs Spy shenanigans until the wedding is done

[the-sapphic-raven]

Add a maid of dishonor too

[maymeteorite]

me: :(

the moon: 🌙

me: :)

[pirategf]

me: yes i know gay villains are a dangerous trope

me when villains are straight: this is boring. who cares

[coolxatu]

literally name anything ON EARTH funnier then this

[seriousjones]

this is a matter of opinion

[isnt]

pumpkins: nice

those tiny little mini pumpkins. the small ones. you know what i'm talkin' about: Really Nice

[brucebocchi]

[thedunwichwhorer]

Go a little fart

[gizmoera-deactivated20240601]

be ded

Go a little fart

Dig a little dee

Reach a little

Catch the Cat

and pass it on

[moved--306389]

[valtsv]

i hate it when people ask me to "explain my thought process" like hell if i know

[valtsv]

"what's going on in that head of yours?" nothing i want to be a part of

[animalcrossingmemes]

[neutralbacteria]

[keltik]

[cannedviennasnausage]

there’s an orange tree in my parent’s house in pr and the oranges it produced were always green we always thought something happened that kept them from ripening but it turns out they just didn’t fake-tan wtf

[imp-deactivated20171219-deactiv]

[danceintheskies]

strawberry milk don’t taste like strawberry but it sure as hell tastes like pink

[blexinthecity]

tea

[danceintheskies]

girl it’s milk

[whitepeopletwitter]

[summer-of-roses]

[lagiacrus]

[mapsontheweb]

How Americans refer to their bros.

[garlic-boob]

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