I'm a mess, but at least I'm cute

I'm sad. I'm gay. I'm horny 96% of the time. I'm addicted to butch girls who break my stupid heart. hit me up. my main is @nowherenearcool

[nnebuchadnezzar]

my love’s touch

[kristina100000]

shel silverstein

[sad-butmostlygay]

[sad-butmostlygay]

Being a lesbian is all about supporting other women and not giving a shit how much body hair your partner has

[i-am-dulaman]

YALL OMG i was just walking on the beach at night n couldn't see a thing when i tripped over two girls lying in the sand together and after apologising profusely this happened:

Me: im sorry i interrupted your date

Girl 1: oh this isnt a date we're just friends. But thanks for not assuming though cause we actually both gay lol

Me:

Me turning to girl 2: whats your name?

Girl 2: Heather?

Me: heather sweetie i am so sorry this dumbass is too dumb to realise shes on a date with you

Girl 1: what??? What do you mean? What does HE MEAN?? Is this a date?????

Heather: i mean yeah i kinda hoped it was

[alexseanchai]

tags by OP: #they kissed #and i quietly walked away #hope those two dumbasses have a nice night

[slab-o-meat]

what does this mean

[institute-for-thermal-research]

Homophobia is bad

[somethingherbal]

gays seeing attractive people on public transport

[forcedcconvalescence]

rude that my neck isn’t being kissed rn but ok….

[royharper]

if demon megan fox killed my boyfriend i would simply date her

[lesbiansitara-moved-deactivated]

I am yelling I landed on a Christian article about Florence & The Machine 

[birdschoolforbirds]

this is honestly probably the best review florence welch has ever received

[cremedelabrulee]

rb if you want to bury your head into florence’s lap and earn a badge of satanic red wings

[ithelpstodream]

never forget

[brand-new-girlmoved-deactivated]

Lesbians be like I'm DONE with romance forever my heart is black and cold then see one pretty girl in Walmart and write poetry about her

[the-fuckk-up-deactivated2023102]

“What are you into?” Is such a broad question, Like do I reply with a tv series or choking….

[sad-butmostlygay]

You're amazing! You're awesome! I'm so glad I found your blog!

Awe that's so sweet! I'm happy you found it too!

[honeysweetie-love]

I will impress ladies with my corduroy pants and theres not a single thing any of you can do to stop me

[dankmemesreasonforliving]

[mioxenoblade]

Can’t wait to find the heterosexual gene so we can cure it