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truly the future is stupider than anyone could have imagined
if u ever see me zoned out i'm listening to the deafening frequency of a nearby electrical device
Israel is one of the smaller countries in this region, they canât go five whole minutes without reminding you theyâre no bigger than New Jersey. And yet. And yet, they are still by and large the aggressors and bullies of the region and have been since their advent; which they are able to be because they function as an imperial vassal stateâthey have virtually endless US and NATO funding and backing.
You can and Should apply that logic outward to everything everywhere and stop pmo. Geographic size does not connote anything. It does not connote the âvictimâ in a conflict. You sound like Netanyahu
it is this 4ever everywhere u look
sorry if this is a stupid and/or weird question but your response to that anon talking about people experiencing orgasms during childbirth made me wonder if there's a certain point in development after which it'd be weird for pregnant people to have sex or masturbate, since after a certain point the fetus(?) can hear? like, should people do it quietly or does it just not really matter? sorry again but i am genuinely clueless
should. should pregnant people have sex quietly so their baby doesn't hear?
okay even assuming your unborn child can hear you fucking. it's like having sex in front of your stuffed animals or your dog, dude. they have absolutely no understand of what is going on. they don't give a shit. at no point is any person who has ever or will ever be born going to go "oooooh man I think hearing my parents fuck while I was in utero really fucked me up actually" that's not how anything works. they're too busy going "mmm yummy amniotic fluid" they do not know or care that sex is happening
I swear this is a consequence of the "life begins at conception" propaganda. Combined with the recurrent moral panic about "protecting children" (from knowledge).
Absolutely rancid combination of Christian morality with Christian morality.
I'm sad to say that the rise of fascism has been visible in my inbox for years as people become increasingly distrustful of their own bodies and pleasure. you see it in people's paranoia around becoming "porn addicts," their need for reassurance that a 24 year old isn't a predator for dating a 22 year old, their fears that they may have unwittingly committed assault by looking at another child's naked body when they were young, their insistence that consensual sex is impossible for anyone who has had a single drink or smoked a whiff of weed. people, especially young people, are doing a tremendous amount of work for fascism in terms of rigorously policing their own bodies and sexual expression, and they often don't even realize it.
i really like this thing where websites will have separate "log in" & "sign up" buttons and if you click "log in" it takes you to a sign-up screen anyway so you have to click "i already have an account" and then it will ask if you want to sign in with your facebook account or with instagram or linkedin or deviantart or whatever, and if you choose "username & password" it asks if you want to put in your username or use your thumbprint, and once you put your username & password it emails you a confirmation code, and once you put in the code it says "do you want to give us your phone number for future sign-ins? do you want to sign up for facial recognition? do you want to give us your bones? give us your fucking bones?
every time i make a post about the suffering of the global south it undergoes some tumblr alchemy and is transformed into a post about the suffering of the americans
Pretty dystopian to be campaigning for fundraisers to save the lives of your countrymen trying to survive genocide and the top trending topics on Tumblr is the most recent zionism and fascism American military industrial complex propaganda movie.
Also I don't think it's a coincidence the zionist producer teamed up with the shoot and cry propaganda character played by this guy:
To make a movie about how AI mass surveillance tech is good for society actually because it helps you eliminate the inhuman subversives.
My bestie told me people are calling him Palantir Parker right now on Twitter cuz of the movie.
Anyways Disney is a priority boycott target for the BDS movement! Don't watch any more Marvel movie trash, the MCU has been collaborating with the Pentagon to make Western imperialist propaganda since Iron Man 2008!
If you were going to spend money on tickets to see the movie, go send that money to Mona's mutual aid fund instead to help feed Palestinian refugees today! Your outrage should be translating into concrete actions to help Palestinians!
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Languages tend to peak at their word for butterfly. Never seen 2 that are the same, either. Papillon. Mariposa. Borboleta. Fluture. Vlinder. Schmetterling. PillangĂł. Babochka. Farfalla. Sommerfugl. Perhonen. Farasha. Titali. ChĆchĆ. Nabi. HĂșdiĂ©. Buom buom. Great job guys, i really mean it.
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This is the closest thing to a smile I've ever seen this man do for media
sorry to hear that you havenât been feeling all that great lately. Do you want me to hunt you for sport
no worries if not. will be thinking of you regardless
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