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♡infp♡ books, cats, tea, music, movies, musicals ☆hopeless romantic, nerd☆

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Cathch these hands! With your hands! We are holding hands now. This is nice.

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Sorry I unpacked all my trauma on you, do you still want to kiss?

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No gender. Only moss.

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I accidentally showed sadness earlier. Its discusting 1/10 not doing it again.

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I dont wanna makeout, i want a dagger to strap to my tigh. I also wanna makeout but thats besides the point.

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Excuse me, thats my emotional support rock collection, hands off

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Sex scene: the audience is uncomfortable, learns nothing.

Sax scene: the audience is impressed discovers a new love for jazz

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*slowly takes off my ducky-pattern cardigan* *takes off my flower crown* *gently places down the basket full of baked goods* I BEG UR FUCKING PARDON?! WANNA FIGHT?! but like gently yk

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Ok fine, i'll explore abandoned castles with overgrown greenery dressed as a medival warrior with you but ONLY if we van hold hands while doing so.

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Is the harry styles cardigan the main reason why i wanna learn to chochet?

Yes.

Am i ashamed of that?

A little, BUT

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Mental breakdown?

More like mental breakdance

I hate this

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My bf: "darling"

Me:

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Currentlly sitting in the shower, fully clothed but soaked, eating pizza, crying my eyes out and listening to 'sad taylor swift songs' and i honestly think that describes my mental state perfectly.

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I love how my guy Copernicus was just like "hey, what if earth orbited around the sun?" to wich the church replied with "hey, what if we set you on fire?"

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Life is so embarassing