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marilyn monroe | john f. kennedy’s birthday gala, 1962

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The Qinling panda, also known as the brown panda, is a subspecies of giant panda. As their namesake suggests, they have a light brown coloration opposed to the black fur of the nominate species. The species was not fully recognized until 2005 and there is only an estimated 200-300 left existing in the wild.

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What if someone got bitten by a vampire, but didn’t realize it. So then they go around and keep misidentifying all the symptoms, like

“Dude, you haven’t gone outside in a while.” “Yeah, last time I went out I got this wicked sunburn.”

“Are you still up?” “Yeah, I started bing watching this show on Netflix.”

“Dude, I’m seriously craving something right now.” “Like what?” “I dunno. Pizza rolls?”

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“Why is it that you never come into my house unless I invite you?” “Um, it’s called ‘being polite’…?”

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“I tried cooking with garlic the other night and got this serious burn on my hand. I think I’m allergic, but all I’m getting on Google is vampire bullshit.”