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sophie . 19 . just a meme

[bxsepp-deactivated20230222]

[uffys-deactivated20241210]

No offence but oh my god

[swdyww-deactivated20210428]

I can’t Stop ducking kaughifnbdhdhdhdhdhsBHhshshd

[plasmalogical]

friendly reminder that if youre mean to tigger i WILL pull your whole spine out of you

[bpdlizards]

busy? nah they definitely hate me

[lmaonade]

just a heads up if i ever act dumb i’m joking. i’m 100% smart and know literally everything

[20aliens-deactivated20200625]

JAPAN. Tokyo. Crossing in the Ginza district. 1996. Harry Gruyaert

[yves420]

kfc doesn’t even have to try anymore they’re just like come get your fucking bucket of fat you piece of shit

[eggcup-deactivated20180129]

we should domesticate seals

[gothkeanu-deactivated20171110]

u ring someone’s doorbell and instead of hearing a dog’s bark u hear a super deep terrifying seal bark and u hear a loud wet flopping noise

[eggcup-deactivated20180129]

that’s the world i want to live in

[3k626ekful7ozxujar43keiw236in2h]

[joshpeck]

okay but where’s the link

[mishproductions]

New Orleans, LA (2018)

[kaijuno]

QUICK PLEASE CAN SOMEONE FIND ME THAT PICTURE OF THE EYESHADOW PALETTE THAT WAS LIKE “DIESEL FUMES” AND “HUEUGH” AND OTHER STUPID ASS NAMES 

[miseryjonez-deactivated20180522]

This one??

[kaijuno]

NO THEY WEREN’T IN A THING IT LOOKED LIKE THIS 

BUT WITH STUPID NAMES

[kaijuno]

F O U N D    I T

[skarchomp]

Remember that episode of Jimmy Neutron where the ending implied that at least the entire episode if not the whole series was the nightmare of a sentient pizza pie

[katiemv]

I TOTALLY FORGOT ABOUT THIS

[punchy-larue]

what was this show

[scrubsfordummies-deactivated201]

a miracle 

[that-dang-hippie]

[elephantwildlife]

Mood

[sungodsevenoclock]

The second best pun I’ve ever encountered in the wild was when I was walking down the street in a “hip” part of Seattle and saw a couple of Budweiser cans thrown into a bush. And I said to a random stranger walking nearby “damn, the local beer harvest is really poor this year”. And the random stranger responded “give it time, they’re only buds”.

[theawkwardpincushion]

why is this the second what the fuck could top that

[chekhov]

[wildeismsremade-deactivated2019]

[broitsablog]

@indigopersei is the french language just always on the verge of getting someone accused of assault or..?

[dammitperseus]

my friend, if only you knew

[randomfandomteacher]

It’s a very dangerous language to learn

[party-bees-deactivated20181211]

Here’s an interesting thing about French! Everything needs to have an article in front of it. That’s why it’s “la chat” as opposed to just “chat”. So, for instance, you could say la fille for the girl, or jeune fille for young girl, but you can’t just say fille, because that means you are calling her a sex worker in a derogatory way.

The moral of the story is, if you want to make something rude in French, just take out the article in front of it. Yes, this works for nearly. every. word.

[wine-dark-sea]

#now I’m wondering how often my high school french teacher was silently screaming because of this little fact

Every year. Every year there’s that kid who forgets that you can’t translate “I am excited” to “Je suis excitée”. And every year Monsieur Jordan has to slam the brakes before that kid can finish his sentence and then tactfully ask him not to announce to the class that he is horny.

[shamwowxl]

“is the french language always on the verge” oh buddy, oh pal, i am so happy to break this news to you: 

[super-metroid]

truly the language of love

[theycallhimcake]

[omgthatdress]

I couldn’t find any pics of Connie Britton on People or E!, and I fucking wonder why. Best dressed bitch!

[profeminist]

“Connie wore the sweater to bring awareness to ONE’s Poverty is Sexist campaign, which aims to put a stop to extreme poverty by breaking down the barriers holding girls and women back. The data shows that women and girls in developing countries are hit hardest by extreme poverty and helping them thrive is the most effective way to lift everyone out.

Connie has been a longtime champion of ONE and Poverty is Sexist. In March, she teamed up with Robin Wright to deliver ONE’s open letterdemanding action on the critical global crisis of girls education at the United Nations. She also took part in ONE’s #GirlsCount video petition alongside Jessica Williams and Phoebe Robinson of 2 Dope Queens, and previously starred in ONE’s PSA calling for action on the Ebola crisis.” (Source)