So There I Was, Barbeque Sauce On My Titties

This blog is resembles my life... it's a mess

[midiport]

[bryqe]

“Jesus Christ on a plastic sign”

— charli xcx, “everything is romantic”, brat (2024)

[sspiderj]

[sspiderj]

my subtle way of asking for more bts photos from Transformers: Rise of the Beasts cause sheesh I wanna see more of him

[sspiderj]

I may or may not have too much time on my hands

[tylerposey]

All of Us Strangers (2023)

[pierppasolini]

All of Us Strangers (2023) // dir. Andrew Haigh

[evanescsent]

✨✨ Get yourself a friend that'd go to hell and back with you ✨✨

[louisbxne]

MEGAN THEE STALLION in HOTTIEWEEN

Episode 2 - "Suck A Neck" (2019) Dir. Teyana Taylor

[rainbow-femme]

The three kinds of bird species name

1. God’s Specialist Little Boy

2. Hot Breasted Milf

3. Grey Bird With Brown Head

4. Walter’s Fingernail

[serethereal]

i have this disease called i will open your message and get distracted and forget to reply and then the notification will be gone so i will not have replied for ages and you will think i am ignoring you but. i am not. it’s incurable

[disgustinggf]

[citraforever]

aw shit

[vampurrring]

If my silly levels get too low I die

[amygdalae]

Everybody give it up for columnar jointing

[amygdalae]

Woo! Yeah! Woohoo! Yippee! Hell yeah! Woo!

[amygdalae]

[unawakening-float07]

[clonidinecoochie]

[mynowherenothing]