Neo-Victorian Gothulhucore!

Hi! I'm Val and this is my blog. Spawned in December 1993. 🏳️‍⚧️♀️ She/Her. Here I post stuff.

[valtharr]

I made a ko-fi, just in case people think my posts deserve to be rewarded:

https://ko-fi.com/vlthrr

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[desidesidesi]

Big!!! Steppy!!!

[redfagdiver]

Taking her job very seriously

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[no-one-offical]

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[pirateprincessjess]

Been getting a lot of offers to do “collabs” with ai brands. They always want me to shill their dog shit products in exchange for money.

Their emails are clearly written by an ai chatbot because they usually talk about how they think I’d be a great fit for their brand since I talk about AI. I specifically make anti ai content, but they don’t seem to know this.

Here is my new standard email response when these weird geeks reach out to me.

My hope is that one of these stupid PR companies has an ai bot handling their marketing and that I can get it to give me an automated approval so they pay me to take talk about how shitty their ai slop product is.

[pirateprincessjess]

Friendly reminder as we get closer to the launch of the ModRetro M64. ModRetro is owned by Palmer Lucky, a self described “Radical Zionist” who fundraises for Donald Trump.

Palmer Lucky also has another company, called Anduril Industries, that manufactures and sells AI powered weapons and surveillance systems. ModRetro even sells Anduril branded gameboys that were made from the same metal that they use to manufacture attack drones.

Don’t buy this thing. A 200 dollar Nintendo 64 clone is not worth your soul.

[pirateprincessjess]

The reason I’m bringing this up now is because there seems to be a new marketing push happening for this device. It’s all over my feed on TT and IG right now.

They seem to be pushing the fact that there are new Nintendo64 games being made for the M64. This is very misleading because any game that runs on the M64 will run on a real Nintendo 64.

There’s also been new games coming out for the Nintendo 64 for years. ModRetro didn’t make this happen. They’re just publishing a few games. The Nintendo 64 Homebrew scene has been thriving on its own.

[defka99]

Also also, while they claim to have good performance for the majority of n64 games, the games that run worse on this thing than actual n64 are popular games like majora's mask. It's not even that good for its price. DON'T. BUY. THE ZIONIST. N64 CLONE.

[pirateprincessjess]

Wait, I didn’t know this part. So you’re telling me it’s not even a good n64 clone?!

[valtharr]

Some things are really just popular because of good marketing, not because they're actually the best thing at what they do

[suzirya]

I got permission from this friend to post this because holy fuck I can't stop laughing

[maidslime]

Learning anything about history or reading any historical account will make you hate the English so much

[cossachka-offical]

you could say this about half the countries out there. the chinese? imperialist, misogynist, racist, etc. the japanese? germans? russians? french? spanish?

maybe you just hate the nature of hierararchal power and tribalism

[maidslime]

I also hate the English

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[valtharr]

Made an impulse buy today

[goblin-steve]

I've been studying French :)

[goblin-steve]

Ahem... « Regardez moi! Je suis Goblin Steve! »

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[feldfrog]

Oppenheimer came up with the nuclear bombs as a metaphor for some sort of god sized lizard

[cheaphalloweencostume]

someone new in my replies implying only white people watch movies made more than 15 years ago because thats roughly when all movies stopped being racist. just spreading the word

[cheaphalloweencostume]

does anyone else smell burning toast

[frontmansdefender]

[gatheringbones]

tbh a lot of my advice boils down to “hey you know that terrible horrible looming thing you’re doing your best to avoid and distract and escape as much as possible but no matter what you do it just keeps looming and looming and ruining your life”

“just, fuckign, run straight at it screaming.”

[quasarkisses]

i needed this as a background

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[scrupulosity-comics]

sometimes instead of a horrid little monk, divine visions of lesbians dance in my head dispensing wisdom

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