Remember December?…

My interests are everywhere all at once pfp by @_m4g0 on twitter

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Look at my kids they’re so happy to be friends (they don’t realize they’re about to be put through the 6 layers of hell)

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SPOILERS

I can’t guys like they’re so cute I like how they honk when they get picked up

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*sniffs* this is all I got, it’s all I got…

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I love the among us characters in the same way facebook moms love the minions

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The whiplash of going from

“I wish you were dead!”

To saying

“I learned it from you”

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SPOILERS FOR LAST EP

Can they put Purple into Super Smash Bros after this

[litt1eb1rd]

Red would’ve at some point made Purple’s job extra hard by doing dumb things like making faces into a camera while they were trying to work just to get Purps’ attention

Not with bad intentions though, it’s just because Red and Purps would do silly things together back when they were interns and Red thinks it would help restore a part of their lost friendship

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My hc is that Purple loves animals and if they had enough beans they could afford a whole petting zoo if they could.

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Anytime someone calls Purple a woman and Red a man angels everywhere die and are sent straight to hell

They’re both GENDERLESS and use THEYTHEM PRONOUNS

[litt1eb1rd]

Red and Purple both being bums at their jobs and indirectly getting their crew killed because of their rivalry/strained relationship taking up all of their headspace is like wow

Throughout that entire show they were so focused on each other to the point they’d often forget about the other crewmates and the alien was like “oh easiest sweep of my life”

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Red is so evil that they modded their Amongmon game to have Heracles in it just to get them killed we should throw tomatoes at them

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Okay two things

First Heracles waving back to Purps IS SO DAMN CUTEEE

Second ARE THE ANIMALS IN THE AMONG UNIVERSE ALL AMONGUS SHAPED?

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SPOILERS

I know fans already like to make Purple the super serious crewmate in everything but they’re actually very silly in the show and I wish it was shown more in fan content 😭

like for starters why do they collect vintage binoculars what is wrong with them ❤️ (they’re just like me)

[nyenyel]

Purps and Redsie 💜❤️

[litt1eb1rd]

Are all crewmates born with a backpack attached to their body in the same color as the rest of their whatever you call their body is. Is that part of their lore. Are body backpacks an evolutionary trait

I’m scared because why do their backpacks have functioning buckles/straps

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Red: We saved the day! You know what that means!

Purple: Please don’t tell me-

Red: Hit it, Cyan!

Cyan: You got it, Red!

*Ghost Cyan appears and clicks the radio on*

*Better when I’m dancin by Meghan Trainer starts playing*

Purple: What the hell?

*All the ghosts of the crew appear and start dancing*

Red: C’mon, Purps! You know you want to!

Purple: *Rolls their visor* sighhh. Fine *starts dancing*

*Jump cut from Skeld to Pink’s office listening in on the communication line.*

White crewmate: Uh, you okay boss?

*Pink is breaking it down on their desk*

[litt1eb1rd]

Tall ass Purple and short ass Red is my kryptonite. They’re the eebiest eebies