My Depression Thinks I’m Funny

CW for mentions of depression, suicide, and weight anxiety. Stuff that is funny in a sad way I guess.

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The motto of life is that nothing matters, you can’t fix anything and nothing gets better so why try. I’m never gonna sleep on time. I’m just gonna depression post til the end.

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One of these days I’m gonna get another bout of insomnia and I’m just gonna choose ***** right then and there cuz permanent sleep is better than dealing with this shit night after night

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Congrats to everyone who's seasonal depression ended, I live in Florida and mine is just starting up again ☺️

[dor3-deactivated20220605]

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Is it considered time theft to unalive yourself on the clock?

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It's funny how my body is sending pain signals as a warning for something being wrong but the only thing that's going to be wrong is me no longer breathing because I'm tired of getting pain signals instead of sleep.

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Me when websites put up the generic “it gets better - here’s the suicide hotline!“ pop up when you’re depressed

[hobwithluv]

im ok i just want to die a lot

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Depression: I'm tired ☹️

Me: oh okay let's go to sleep now so we'll get 8 hours of sleep

Depression: NO SLEEP 😡 only tired

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"Suicide is the cowards way out!" are you sure about that? Because I'm pretty sure my stupid monkey brain's fear of death is the only thing keeping me alive right now.

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“What if YOUR mom had aborted you?” Ma’am please don’t threaten me with a good time

[anxietyproblem]

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I love when I was a suicidal teen “it gets better!” was the catchphrase everyone used to keep me alive, but then I actually live and it turns out what they meant was “oh no life gets much more stressful and now you have to make money and our planet is on fire but hey, you’re not being bullied anymore!”

[memes-to-show-my-therapist]

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"Fuck you my child is completely fine" ma'am your child has anxiety over eating a mcgriddle

[memes-to-show-my-therapist]

therapist: why did you do that?

me: would saying i suffer from Dumb Bitch Syndrome be a sufficient explanation?

therapist:

[bluehydrasoap]

reblog if you also identify with wanda’s bottomless wells of sadness