Sad Realty Photos

Strange, sad, and terrifying home staging choices.  Feel free to submit!

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Hope you like beige voids.

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God fucking bless America.

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“Hey babe, come on back to my bedroom so I can show you my nutcracker.”

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Lower level includes a bonus room where you can pole dance for Santa

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$7,999,888/6500 sq ft, 1 commercially zoned space and 1-2 single family units

Gramercy Park, NYC

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Bed. With a waterfall under it. Bed with a sheer drop at the end of it. $8mil.

[godblessthishome]

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Hey, think they like Star Wars?

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“Adam Jones The ‘Man’ With Baltimore Orioles”

The only item out of place in an impeccably decorated red and black house in Missouri.

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WORSHIP THE VULVA

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Family or Cult?

Sign says: “Family Home Evening” and includes magnetic labels that say, “Fun song”, “Conduct”, “Prayer”, “Lesson”, “Reverent song”, “Activity”, “Scripture”, and “Prayer” again with little magnets of each family member

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When you let a 14-year-old girl stage your home

Signs say: “Fuck off,” “Fuck Bitch Head Ass,” and “Bad XX Bitch”

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Nothing says, “Welcome to my home,” like a painting of a lynching.

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This fake breakfast is literally the only item the home stager put in this room.

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Wash your hands, or Jesus will fucking kill you.

Sign says: “Wash your hands & say your prays because Jesus & germs are everywhere.”

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We’re not having a party.  There was just a sale on Franzia at Costco

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Well, “fireplace-to-filing-cabinet-conversion” is not an amenity I was looking for in my next apartment, but I’m glad it’s here.

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Frat boys left corn on the fridge when the realtor came to take pictures.  Realtor also left the corn on the fridge for some reason.