92% Over It @sadsealion - Tumblr Blog

I was in the Revolutionary war with a horse. I’ll call the horse Butterscotch, So, Butterscotch and I were riding through a battlefield to a tavern. We were looking for Roman Torchwick and we found him. I was approaching him, but then my alarm went off. Everyone in the tavern looked at me, a pissed off look on their face before Roman looked me dead in the eyes. He said, “*IRL name*, it’s time to wake up.”

unclefather

if i was there when cain killed abel i would’ve been like “wow. that was fucked up lol”

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kaijuno

Whose 9 year old named this dinosaur

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shaxaphone

What is mr. moseby doing

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I feel like I, and many other tumblr users, are pretty much experiment 625 from Lilo and Stitch

he literally has all of the same powers as stitch

He had potential to do something great. He saw what Stitch and all the other experiments were doing, but he was just like

hey

you know what sounds good

a sandwich

oysters-aint-for-me

i’m obsessed with this

and then, two months later....

🥺

weavemama

daily reminder that there is absolutely nothing normal about being expected to waste a majority of your life at a corporation to survive instead of indulging in better life experiences ✨

ralfmaximus

In the 1960s it was a common speculation that by 1980 the typical work week would consist of 4 days. And by the year 2000 we’d be working no more than 3 days a week.

Because of computerization, automation, and better efficiencies in workflow.

Guess what happened instead?

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chrismaggio

RIP Harvey Ball, inventor of the smiley face 🙂 (1921-2001)

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ok its sad that he died but this is the FUNNIEST headstone ive ever seen

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theinturnetexplorer

the crows are his allies now.

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“THE DEBT MUST BE REPAID. YOU HAVE OUR ALLEGIANCE, HUMAN”

@theclockworkscarecrow

undeadwill

That’s actually how it works.

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Crows: smart enough to not only remember but convey to their buddies which humans were nice to them that one time and which were jerks, but dumb enough to get their heads stuck in fences, apparently.