ancient evil

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[baileythecaretaker2]

Why do you wake me up at like 5 in the morning for the payment? You don’t even let the doors to your office open till 7. Cant I just hand it to your at 7? :(

"Stop bitching and give me the money already. I have places to be."

He taps his foot impatiently as he towers over your dingy little bed, glaring down at you like he wasn't the one that decided it'd be great to shake you awake at the asscrack of dawn.

[ashersanity-deactivated20240712]

npc’s reactions to a running naked pc in the park will never not be funny

thanks bailey, i know i got a pretty good looking dick.

[saeranthis]

bailey supportive dad evidence strikes again

[saeranthis]

me: you need to go post dol content

the 6 hours I spent talking to little robots on chat sites:

[lone1nmycastl3]

[saeranthis]

the other night I had a dream I was an angel but I didn't remember until close to the end so I just lived life as a human for years and when I remembered what I was I met the virgin Mary and the first thing I did was cry and ask her why I was being punished (why I had to suffer as a human) and she went "Let me go get your father" (who I guess in this scenario was god??) and I wokeup right before he came downstairs. and no one ik finds this particularly significant but part of me still can't shake the upsetting realization that even in my dreams god will not answer

[ystrike1]

[saeranthis]

HNGNGNGJJFJFJFJFFJFJFJJDJSJSJSJDBAAAAAAA

[saeranthis]

i need michael afton carnally

[bob-squatley]

uh oh

[saeranthis]

saying this here bc the little British man isn't on tumblr but God vrel please it has been THREE MONTHS THE PEOPLE ARE STARVING !! our crops have soiled !! our temples lie desecrated in the dirt !! our lands lay wasted !! our once fertile and joyous crop hath withered !! let our people go and free us from this drought !! we need that update !!

[ilovedarius666]

惠特尼xPC

[saeranthis]

if I could give u a billion dollars just for gifting us this series of images I would oh my god

[pomegranatemeat]

[sentes-nomore]

[saeranthis]

god there is truly no other sensation and feeling like being a young queer kid in the church. being surrounded and suffocated by a religion and faith that you don't really understand and never quite fit into, and to be so isolated. to be so cut off from your community and any type of true acceptance. to be 13 years old and yearning and pining over that pretty boy you saw once at pilgrimage, or church camp. he stands there effervescent and perfect, he's not from some backwater town like you are, he's shining and radiant and he's the obedient Christian child every parent compares you to. he volunteers for communion, and he's on the Jr choir band, and he's so far away from you that you learn to accept you'll never know anything more than his name. but then he sees you alone at Bible study, and, being the person he is, he plops right down next to you and says hi. and his voice is so soft and his eyes are so kind and just filled with warmth and you almost cave. you almost crumble and just tell him everything because part of you wants so badly to ask him how he does it. you think maybe if you tell him he'll have an answer, a way to fix you. or, that little voice in the back of your head will parrot, he'll tell everyone. he'll tell them all what a freak you are and how dirty you are. he'll look at you like all the others do with disgust and contempt disguised as pity as he tells them you came onto him. so you say nothing. and you chuckle at his little pokes and prods to make things less awkward, and you let him pull you into the group because even if he'll never love you, any attention is better than none. and it hurts, because you can't even hate him, not really. not in a way that matters. because he's just so damn nice, because, as long as he never finds out how you really feel. he'll reach out to you, and he'll keep spoonfeeding you little bits of sugar and honey, because, that's what he's been taught to do.

[saeranthis]

i do not "make posts" or "share my ideas" there is a psychic rat in my brain that sends psychic downloads into my phone while i sleep and tumblr posts them automatically

[saeranthis]

hc whitney is JUST as bad as kylar he's just less blatant abt it

[saeranthis]

the reason robin never has any money is bc he's always spending it on little treats and when bailey asks where rent is he says "girlmath"

[saeranthis]

reincarnated as the villainess trope but it's you (filthy cumbrained loser) into dol